tamenzhixiangyanmochenhetuyao。
neiyaozubeirangrangdetouteng，danxianglexiangjuedetamenshuodeyoudaoli，“xingxingxing，neiniquduimianneijian。”
tadangjihanlailingwailianggeyaozu，jitamenhuanlegefang，yagenmeijidangshirenjujuedejihui。
xiaomei：【xiangkaidian，mianduiyanmochenzongbibeiweiouqiangba？】
duimianzhengkaozaiqiangbishangbimuyangshendexuerenyanmochensihuduiwaijiedeyiqiedouhaobuzhiqing，yinweitakanshangquxiangqushihenjiuledeyangzi，lewushengqi。
yaozuzouhoumeiduojiu，yibosongfandejiulaile，tamenjiangfanfangzaizhuomianshang，yisuyihunjiayiwanshui，huncaishibanwanshengrou，kanlerangrenmeiyoushiyu。
linnanmeiyouqishenchifan，benlaiyebutaie，zhishiyizhisuozaijuliyanmochenzuiyuandeyigejiaoluoshuijuequle。
dankeximeishuiduojiu，zongganjuezijibeiyishuangyanjingdingzhe，henbuzizai。
tazhengyanxiangsizhoukanqu，faxianyuanbenbimuyangshendeyanmochenbuzhiheshizhengkaileshuangyan。
duifangchenmodikanzheta，qiheidemouzirumoseyunranzaishengxuanshang，kandejiulexiangshiyaobarenxijinquyiyang。
【xiaomeiwenxintishi：yanmochenduiwumaisenlinjiweishuxi，ruguoyoutadebangzhu，taochuqujiangfangbianhenduo。】
tajingmoleyishuncaiwendao，［nideyisishiwoyaodaitachuqu，ranhourangtadailuma？］
xiaomei：［binggou，suzhuzhencongming。］
【neitajiranzheimeshuxi，weishenmehaiyueyushibaile？】
【zheixuyaosuzhuninzijiqutansuodaan，xitongneizanshiwujizaizheiduanjuqing，buguojuxiaomeicaice，takenengshidabuguoneibangyaozu。】
开什么玩笑？
【nikeyizhiyitaderenge，danjuebunengzhiyitadewulizhi。】
yanmochenkeshishaguotadea——neizhongdaozizairoulijiaodong，leigubeiyigengenbaichulaideganjue，tadaoxianzaidoujide，zhinengshuobukuishixingyande。
［woyoumeiyoubiedexuanze？］
tayoudiankangjugenzheijiahuodaizaiyiqi。
xiaomei：［henyihan，meiyou。］
yanmochenjiuzheiyangdingzheta，dingdetamaogusongran。
［nibudaita，yinizheishilitaobuchuqu，beizhuazhuzhihoujishiyoufangshenduyao，siwanggailvyijiuwei99％，erdaizhetasuiransiwanggailvbusuandi，danbibudaiqiang。］
“……”zongjuedebeichaofengle。
buguo，xianzaizheizhongqingkuang，yanmochenyinggaihaimeiyoushatadedongji。
turantalingguangyishan，［dengchuquzhihou，wonengxiandusitama？］
shuozhe，tahuanhuanbashoushenjinyixiu，yijingzaisikaoyongnapingduyaole。
xiaomei：［nishixiangzhongkaima？］
linnanzhoumei，zhaoduyaodeshoutingzhuledongzuo，huanhuandachuyigewenhao。
［tashiyouzushengling，ninquanshendeduyaoguantazuiliyedubusita，fanerhuijinuta，jiusuanxianzaitashabudiaoni，danrihouqiangdalediyigejiulaishani～］
tabaduyaomomosailehuiqu。
“nikezhidaochuqudelu？＂linnannuodaotashenbian，jinliangzhendingdixiaoshengkaikou。
duifangbingmeiyouhuida，zhishixieletayiyan。
【jinggao：jiancedaoshayi。】
linnanbuzijueyanleyankoushui。
taturanluchuyigechunzhendexiao，sihushiyaogaosutamimiyiyangcoujinlexie，shuohuadeshengyinxiaodaozhiyoutamenlianggerennengtingjian。
“woyoubanfadainitaochuqu。”tashuo。