第一章 奇葩系统

初平元年。

dongzhuofeishishaodi,shanlitianzi,huoluangongqiang,canhaibaixing。

gedizhoumutaishoutongjuyiqi,muyibing,shibaluzhuhouqijusuanzao,gongshangtaodongdaji,tuiyuanshaoweimengzhu。

dongzhuoqianhandijiluoyangbaixingyuzhangan,lingbingjindaoyingyang,minglvbuyuhuaxiongtonglingwuwanxiliangbuqi,laidaosuanzaochengxiajiaozhan。

“bao……yusheyuhuaxiongzhanbudaosangehuihe,yibeihuaxiongzhanluomaxia。”

bingshikuangbenlaibao,zhongrenwenyandajing,mianmianxiangqu。

“wuyoushangjiangpanfeng,kezhanhuaxiong。”

韩馥回身拉出潘凤。

panfengshuangmeirujian,zuishangliuzheliangpiebazihu,cishiyilianmengbi,zhengzainulixiaohuaturanyonglaidejiyi。

“叮。”

随着一声脆响。

panfengyanqianxianshichujixingwenzi。

【baijiangxitongzhengzaibangding】

【baijiangxitongbangdingchenggong】

【宿主:潘凤】

【dangqianwulizhi:75】

【dangqianzhilizhi:weizhi】

chuanyuekeguoranbiyouxitong。

ai,zhibuguozhaodaoyibenhaokandexiaoshuo,lianxukanlebagetongxiaoeryi,zenmejiuchuanyueleni?

还有道理吗?

还有科学吗?

chuansheibuhao,pianpianchuanchengpanfeng,youbuzaobuwan,zhengqiaoganshangmingchangmian,qinertingdaoneijulishimingyan。

xinghaoyouxitong,buranzhenyoukenengyaodangneigeyikaishijiujieshudenanrenle!

dashenshuoguo,youxitongdekaijudoubuhuican。

潘凤心中稍安。

“panjiangjun,panjiangjun。”

zuozaishangshoudeyuanshaojianpanfengzhengzaifaleng,lianhanliangsheng。

“末将在。”

panfengkuachuliangbu,duimengzhuyuanshaogonglegongshou。

“panjiangjun,nisuququhuihuaxiongshouji,jiaotazhidaowoyijunlihai。”

“mengzhufangxin,panfengbizhanhuaxiong。”

xitongdaozhang,panfengxinxinmanman,tiqidafujiuwangwaizou。

“xitong,xitong,jinengni?”

“woyaozenmedabaidijiang?”

“kuaifafangshajiangjinenga!”

“靠!”

“xitongbuhuikasileba?!”

“zheikeshiyaomingshikea!”

“dage,zanbukaiwanxiao!”

“dage,nibiegaowoa!”

panfengkangzhedafu,bianzoubianzaixinlihuhuan,zhidaopashanglema,chulechengmen,xitongwenzicaiyouzaiyanqianchuxian。

【xitongshuoming:baijiangxitongbenzherendaozhuyi,tebieweizhanbaizhijiangdazao,dangninzhanbaishi,huidedaoxitongjiangli,jiangpinfenghou,rangninbaideshuxin】

啥?!

nizheibaijiang,bushidabaidijiang,ershizhanbaizhijiang?

潘凤差点脑溢血。

这也太坑爹了!

zenmehuiyourangsuzhuzhanbaizheimeqipadexitong?!

panfengcishiyijinglaidaochengwaizhanchangshang,chengshanggushengrulei,weitazhuwei。

yanqianyouchuxianxitongwenzi。

【baijiangxitongkaiqiduizhanmoshi】

【宿主:潘凤】

【dangqianwulizhi:75】

【dangqianzhilizhi:weizhi】

【当前对敌:华雄】

【dijiangwulizhi:91】

【dijiangzhilizhi:31】

【敌意值:100】

【difangbingli:50000】

【己方兵力:0】

【weibaijiangli:wulizhi+1】

【zhongbaijiangli:huangjin20000jin】

【canbaijiangli:zhanma20000pi】

等等,到底什么鬼?

weishenmewodezhilizhiweizhi?

zheiweibaizhongbaicanbaiyoushishenmeyisi?

【youyusuzhudangqianzhilibianhuajiaoda,zhilizhizanshiweinengjiancequeding】

【weibai:suzhubushoushanghuoshouqingshang(xiuyangliugeyueyineijikequanyu),huobinglisunshiwuchengyixia(binglisunshibaokuozhansihebeifu)】

【zhongbai:suzhushouzhongshang(xiuyangliugeyueyishangfangkequanyu),huobinglisunshiwuchengyishang】

【canbai:suzhushouzhongshangzhizhongshengcanji(biruduanzhihuoshiming),huobinglisunshijiuchengyishang】

zheihaiyongxuan,zhinengweibaileya!

guicaiyuanyishouzhongshanghecanji。

huangjinhezhanmasuiranhao,keshiwanyidijiangyongliguomeng,ba**sileni!

“laijiangheren?susubaomingshousi!”

huaxiongzhuangrutieta,houshengrulei。

duifangwulizhijingrangaoda91!

panfengjingdechadianshuailuomaxia。

shaoshaowenzhuxinshen,xinlikuaisupansuan。

yingpinshibukenengle,jieguoyijinghenmingxian。

败是必然的。

zhishiyaozenmebaidewenti,zhishaobunengbaidetainankan,yebunengshoushang。

“wunaishangjiangpanfeng,nishiheren?”

“xiliangzhanjianghuaxiongshiye。”

“你身为何职?”

“wunaidongxiangguozhangxiadoudu。feihuashaoshuo,kuailaishousi。”

“xiaoxiaodoudu,qinengrangbenshangjiangchushou,suibianzhaolaiyigexiaozudounengshengni。nidengzhe,woqujiaoyigemagongshoulaiqunirentou。”

潘凤说完拨马急走。

huaxiongshaoweiyileng,suijihahadaxiao:“zeijunjiewudanshubeiye!”

panfengpaimarucheng,yanqianchuxianxitongwenzi。

【baijiangxitongwenxintishi,ciciduizhanninyichenggongweibai,jiangliwulizhi1dian,dangqianwulizhi:76】

panfengshentiweiweiyizhen,ganjueshouzhong42jindafusihuqingleyixie。

“ruhe?kezhanlehuaxiong?”

mengzhuyuanshaotingdaogushengtingle,jianpanfengkangzhedafuerhui,furenshangquewuxueji,shouzhongyouweitihuaxiongshouji,xinzhongshenweichayi,buyouwendao。

qitarenyedouyanlenglengdikanzhepanfeng,buqingchuzenmehuishi。

hanfugengshidengdayanjing,buzhidaozijizheiweiaijiangshishenglehaishibaile。

“mengzhu,wuguanneihuaxiongnaixiliangyongjiang,buzhidewopanfengchushou,suibianyigexiaozubiankezhanleneihuaxiong。”

panfengshuozhehuitoukanxiangmoweichu,neiweiyishenlvzhuang,zhanzailiubeishenhoudeguanyu。

zhizheguanyuwendao:“nixinghemingshei?xianweihezhi?keyoudanquzhanlehuaxiong?”

guanyumianruzhongzao,danfengyan,wocanmei,toudailvjin,shenzhelvyi,zhangranpiaoyi,shouchiyikouqinglongdao。

tinglepanfengzhiyu,chuqiandadao:“mounaiguanyuguanyunzhang,wodageliubeiweipingyuanxianling,mouweimagongshou。huaxiongxiaoer,mouzhanzhiyirufanzhang。”

“hao,mengzhu,womenbianjiaocimagongshouchuzhan,zhanlehuaxiong,haojiaodongzhuozhixiaowomenyijunzhizhong,renrenjieyongrumenghu,rangtabuzhanbianhuizijidanlieerwang。”

潘凤又对袁绍言道。

“hahaha,zijiwudanyuhuaxiongduizhan,quejiangyigemagongshoutuichuqusongsi。ruguozhenderangyigemagongshouchuzhan,qibushirangdongzhuoyiweiwoyijunzhizhong,yigedajiangyemeiyoulema?”

yuanshuyinweizijideaijiangyushebudaosangehuihejiubeihuaxiongzhanle,ruguozhenderangyigemagongshouchuquzhanlehuaxiong,zijizheiliankejiudiujinle。

caocaomiyanyixiao:“heihei,wuguancirenmianhongqisheng,daohouerzhong,xianglaibiyouyongli。kuangqiewomenbuyichushendingyingxiong,yongzhejiekeweijiang,bururangtachuquyishi。”

yuanshaobenlaizhunbeiyaochituiguanyu,rangyigemagongshouchuzhan,queshitaidiulian。

tingcaocaozheimeyishuo,ruguozaiburangguanyuchuzhan,bierenkenenghuishuotazheigemengzhuduleyingxiongchutouzhilu。

“guanzhuangshi,nikeyoubawozhanlehuaxiong?zhenqianjiaozhan,feiweierxi。”

guanyumianseweiyan,gongshoudadao:“ruobunengzhanlehuaxiong,kezhanqumouxiangshangrentou。”

panfengjinjiezhegongshoudao:“ruoguanyubunengzhanlehuaxiong,yekezhanqumojiangxiangshangrentou。”

guanyuwenyan,youzhongyingxiongyuzhijideganjue,xiangtatoulaiganjimuguang,weiweidiantou。

“hahaha,najiulai,woyaoweiguanzhuangshizhuangdan。”

caocaodahanyisheng,youbingshipengjiushanglai。

“moubuxuzhuangdan,zhuweishaodai,mouququjiulai。”

caocaogangdaomanjiu,guanyuyijinglvxuchidaochuzhangerqu。