第1章

【脑子寄存处】

【guanqiantixing,benzuohangengliangjigao,jiqichouxiang,buxiwupen】

“tingshuolema,huyoumidezuixinyouxiyuanshenlixiangle,haochenglingxianshijie200niandexunixianshiyouxi,qizhenshiduhexianshishijiewuyi!”

“huyoumi?bujiushizuochushanlilinghuodegou,lezitiedao,maipianxiongmeideneigeyouxigongsima?”

diannaoqian,lisanguangkenzhemianbao,zhengzailiulanzuixindeyouxizixun,turanfaxianhuyoumiputiangaidixuanchuandexinyou。

lisanguang:“shenmewanyi,xunixianshiyouxi?wodezuoqilaikan。”

benlailisanguangyiweiyoushiyigehuanpideguantouyouxi,danxunixianshibiaoqianyichu,dunshijiujingshenqilai。

zheishi,lisanguangxiangqilezhiqianrenshidewangyou,haoxiangshizaihuyoumishangbanlaizhe。

talakailiaotianlan,dachuleyijuhua:

“huyoumituichudezuixinxunixianshiyouxi,nizenmekan?”

wangyou:“zuozhekan,hainengzenmekan。”

lisanguang:“bushi,gemen,nibushizaimihuyoushangbanma,kuaitoutouxiaoxi,xunixianshidaodizhendejiade,bieyoushihuanpiguantouyouxi。”

wangyou:“neibixubaozhen,huaqiangdekending·jpg”

lisanguang:“youyigerenqianlaimaigua·jpg”

liangrenliaoleyihuihou,wangyouturanfalaiyitiaoxiaoxi:

“shibuxiangman,zaixiabianshizheixinyouxidecehua,xiangshijishiyuan,buzhiniyoumeiyouxingqulaijinxingneibuceshi。”

lisanguang:“kebie,wokemeiqian,meiyou50wan,peibuqi,wanyiwozuibuyanbaziliaoxielulekebujiulianleinilema,erqieneikeshi50wan,yaoshipei50wan,zheibeizijiuwanleba(bei)”

wangyou:“hahaha,biehuang,zheikeshiwanquanchenjinshixunixianshiyouxi,genbenbuyongdanxinxielu。”

lisanguang:“zhendejiade,buhuimeiyoutuichujianba,buzhiyuwandaojianshenyuneiyitaoba,butongguanburangtuichu。”

wangyou:“nibieshuo,womenzheikuanxuniyouxihaizhenfengheledaojianshenyudeyixiedongxi,baokuoniwanguodehenduoyouxi。”

lisanguang:“huaile,buhuishifengheguaiba,quanfengle?neiwohaizhenganxingqule!”

wangyou:“haha,wojiuzhidaoniganxingqu,weilefangzhiceshiwuliao,youxilimianhaihuizidaiyigeliaotianqun,limianderenwusuijichuangzao,dandouhuishinikanguodedongman,yingshi,huozheyouxi,erqiedoushiyouchaojizhinengaishishiyansuan,jueduiheniyinxiangzhongderenyimoyiyang!”

lisanguang:“neiwoqibushikeyihexiaoshuoyiyang,jiliaotianqunjutou?”

wangyou:“chabuduoba,yinweiliaotianqunyeshibenyouxideyidatese,baohanduogeshijiegongwanjiatansuo。”

lisanguang:“bieshuole,kuaiduanshanglaiba!”

wangyou:“haihaihai,jitanglaige,nidakaimen,shijianyinggaichabuduole。”

李三光:“???”

咚!咚!咚!

qingcuideqiaomenshengxiangqi,lisanguanglikaifangjian,laidaomenqian。

siweihuangpaojiashendekuaidiyuantaizheyitaijudade“guancai”moyangdewujianjinruwuzi。

“qingwenshilisanguangxianshengma,zheishinindebaoguo,mafanniqianshouyixia。”

yushi,lisanguangzaibumingsuoyideqingkuangxia,enxiashouyinhou,kuaidiyuanmenbianlikaile,zhiliuxiazheimeyijianxiangguancaiyiyangdekuaidibaifangzaiketingli。

lisanguangshangshoumoleyixia,haitingchen。

聊天栏。

lisanguang:“woleigeshaogang,nizheishixianzhanhouzoua,huangquantexushiba,zhijiejiwosongjialilaile。”

wangyou:“baode,laodi,zheibushizhidaonixihuanwanzheizhongyouxima,fanzhengwoyezhaobudaoqitalaiceshideren,suoxingjiujinile,haohaotiyan,jidehuilaigaosuwoyouxizenmeyang。”

李三光:“咋玩?”

wangyou:“jinisongguoquneiwanyishiyouxicang,chadiantangjinqujiuxing,henzhinengde。”

wangyou:“haiyoua,sanguang,zheiyouxizhenshiduhengao,gaodaonizaiyouxilimianshuoyixieqiguaidehuayushenzhihaihuibeinpchuaiyide,biexilihutubeinpcjisharenyuehuole。”