第五章看你不爽
zhijianhuomiaotiaodongzhixia，tiezaifeilongjueshangdexixifasiweiweiquanqu，ranergenbenmeiyoushaoduandejixiang。
一秒，两秒，三秒！
liyangdelianseyuelaiyuenankan，erweiguanzhongrendebiaoqing，zeshiyuelaiyuejingcai。
“keyileba。zaizheimeshaoxiaqu，zheimehaodemeiyu，jiuyaofeile。”
budengluchenshuohua，wangruiheyijingyuqibumandekailekou。
wenyan，liyangdeshoumengdiyizhan，dahuojidehuomiaoyesuizhiximie。
“xianzaikeyiquedingzheiyushidezhenjialeba？”luchenyuqizhongdaizhejifeng，dandandekailekou。
“nizenmehuiyongyouzheiyangdejuepinhaoyu？”liyangyiliandebukesiyi，yuqizhongjinshibugan。
“zheishiwodeshiqing，hebiyaoniguan。nidushule，gankuainaqian！”luchenyuqibuxie，lenglengshuodao。
“shenmeduyue？nihaidangzhenle，zhenyiweitianshangyoudiaoxianbingdeshiqingma？”
liyangdangranbuhuizheimerenzhang，zhijielailegefanlianburenren。
“nideyisishi，zaishuawo？”luchenshangqianyibu，zhijiezhuazhuleliyangdeyiling。
shoubeiweiweiyongli，shencaifeipang，zuzuyouerbaijindeliyang，zhijiebeiluchendanshoujijuleqilai。
kandaozheiyimu，weiguanzhongrendouluchulejingyizhise。
“tiana，zenmezheimedadeliliang！”
“zheinianqingren，zhenshigeguairen。yishenpolanyishan，queyongyoujueshimeiyu，haiyouzheiyangdadeliliang！”
“nandaozheijiushichuanshuozhongdeshiwaigaoren？”
“zheinianqingren，guoranbujiandan。”wangruihemuguangzhongyicaishandong，shenbiandebaobiaoyeshiluchuqinpeizhise。
“gandujiuyaorenshu！”luchenshengyinbingleng，fangruolaizijiuyoudiyu。
“我给！我给！”
beidanshoulinqilaideliyang，mianduiluchenbinglengdemuguang，hunshenhanmaodouzhaleqilai，shengyinzhandouzheshuodao。
wenyan，luchenjiangqifanglexialai。
huaizheshierfendebuganxin，liyangyingzhetoupi，jiangjutaizhongdeyixiangzichaopiaojiaojileluchen。
dangluchenjieguochaopiaodeshihou，liyangzhangzhangdesongleyikouqi，zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
tashizaibuxiangheluchenzhanzaiyiqi，xinliyalitaida。
“zhanzhu！”jiuzaizheishihou，luchenturankaikouhanzhuleta。
“luchen，qianwoyijingjiaojinile，nihaiyaoganshenme？”liyangshengshengdunzhujiaobu，mianluyihuo。
luchenmeiyoushuohua，turanyitaijiao。
砰！
yijiao，zhongzhongtizailiyangdeduzishang。
judadeliliang，rangliyangshunjianshenziquansuo，daofeichuqu。
zhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang，liyangzuijiaoyixue，fennuwendao：“nizheishiganshenme？”
“kannibushuang。jizhu，yihouzaiganduiwohewanningwuli，wojiubanidechangzichuaichulai。”
luchenyijuhuashuowan，yishoulinzheqianxiangzi，yishoulazhelinwanning，dabuliqu。
ertangzaidishangdeliyang，kanzheluchendebeiying，lianshangzeshiluchulejuerandehenlazhise。
......
“luxiansheng！qingliubu。”
luchenganggangzouchudiandangxing，shenhoubianyourenhanleqilai。
“shini？”luchenzhuanguotouqu，jiukandaoganggangweizijishuohuadewangruihehaiyouhaishenbiandeneigebaobiao。
“luxiansheng，woganggangkanninneikuaiyuhenbucuo，qingwenninhaidabudasuanzhuanshou？”wangruihezhijieledangdewendao。
“ganggangzhishidasuanhuodang，zheikuaiyu，woshibuhuimaide。”luchendandanyixiao，jujuedao。
“e。”wenyan，wangruiheluchuyimoyihanzhise，suijixiaozhewendao：“luxiansheng，woxiangqingninchidunfan，qingwenninnengfoushanglian？”
ganggang，taqinyanmuduleluchenjinrudiandangxingdequanguocheng，jianshileneikuaiyudejingmei，yejianshileluchendeqianghanliliang。
yincitaduandingluchenbushigeputongren，youxinjiejiaoyifan。
“buhaoyisi，woqizixiangchimaidanglao，wobunengpeininyongcanle。”luchenweiweiyixiao，jujuedao。
“maidanglao？”wenyandewangruiheyileng，suijiyoujimangshuodao：“woyehaojiumeichimaidanglaole，luxianshengruguoninbujieyidehua，woxiangheninyiqichiyici。”
zheihuayichu，wangruiheshenbiandebaobiaoliansedunshiyibian，tazhidaozijilaobanpingshizuitaoyanchizheixielajishipin，meiyouxiangdaojintianweilejieshiluchen，juranpoleli。
“haoba。”luchenjianwangruihezheiyangjianchi，zaijiashangzhiqianduitadeyinxianghaibucuo，bianzhijiedayinglexialai。
henkuai，sigerenbianlaidaoleshangchangneideyijiamaidanglaozhong。
wangruihexunwenlelinwanningxihuanchishenme，suihoubianfenfubaobiaoqumai。
ertabianheluchenliangren，zuozaileyigekaochuangdeweizhishang。
“luxiansheng，ganggangwojiukanninneikuaiyubusifanpin，buzhidaoninnengbunengzaijiwokankan。”wangruiheyilianqidaizhise，kanzheluchenwendao。
“meiwenti。”luchendandanyixiao，zhijiejiangzijidefeilongjuedileguoqu。
wangruiheshuangshoujieguo，xixiduanxiang，lianseyebiandeyufajingcaiqilai。
tazhongqingyuguwanyuqiduonian，dancongweijianguozheiyangdiaogong，yuzhidouwuyulunbideyujue。
yuanben，tahaiyoushuofuluchenjiangzheikuaiyumaijizijideniantou，kexianzai，xiangdoubuganxiang。
zheikuaiyu，genbenjiushigewujiazhibao。
yizhenxixuzantan，wangruihelianlianbushedejiangfeilongjuejiaohai，suijikaikoushuodao：
“luxiansheng，woyeshigeaiyuzhiren，benlaiyiweizijizheikuaiyu，jiuyijingshijingmeile，danheninzheikuaiyibi，jianzhijiushigeshitoukuaile。”
wangruiheshuozhe，yejiangzijibozishangdeyikuaibaiyuguanyinqulexialai，qingluchenjianshang。
luchendandanyixiao，shenshouqujieneibaiyuguanyin，quezaiyuguanyinluoruzhangxindeyishunjian，lianseyibian。