第1章
客厅里。
“xiaochen，nizheijinianqulenalia，yebudagedianhuahuilai，wodouyiweini......”
yezhengzhongjinjinwozheyechendeshou，houlonggengyan。shizongliuniandeerzi，turanjiuhuilaile，tadexinqingkexiangerzhi。
“ba，wobeirenguaidaofeizhouqule，haoburongyicaihuilai。”
yechenyeshiyankuanghonghong，muguangshenchu，queshanguoyisilenglizhise！
他没有说实话。
shishiqueshi，liunianqiantazaijiubadagong，benshidiyifuerdaixinqingbuhaohezuijiusajiufeng。tazhishikanleduifangyiyan，duifangjiupuguolai：“jianmin！nishibushikanbuqiwo！？”ranhouxiangfenggouyiyang，duitaquandajiaoti，gengshimingrendaduantadesizhi，jiangtachenshidongjiang。
zaiduifangyanli，tajiushigedidengjianmin，keyisuiyidasha！
yexushimingbugaijue，tabeishenmilaozhesuojiu，bingchuantayi、wu、xiangsanjue。zaishenshanlaolinli，yixuejiushizhengzhengliunian。
qijian，tagenzhelaozhequpinkuzhidixuanhujishi，shijianyixiangzhishu，yecenghuamingyelingtianrulongwangdian，pingjietaotianzhanli，weiguozhengzhansifang。
zhidaorujin，yiwuxiangsanjuetayiguanjuetianxia，qingchuyulan，laozhezheicaidayingrangtahuiqu，danyexuyaotabanglaozhezuoyijianshiqing。
“huilaijiuhao，huilaijiuhaoa。”yezhengzhongbuyiyouta，gankailianlian。
“duileba，womenjiahuanfangzilema？”
yechenyihuodedaliangzheketing，tamenjiazhiqianshizhugepofangzi，xianzaizheigequeshigaodangxiaoqu，zhuangxiuhaohua，yikanjiububianyi。
erqielaideshihou，laobajingranhaikaizheershijiwandeche，zheizaiyiqiangenbenbuganxiang。
nanbuchengzheijinianlaobafacaile？
“haimeichifanba，woquzuozhongwufan。”yezhengzhongmianseganga，zhuanyihuati。
zheishi，yizhenyaochikaimensheng，jiezheketingmendakai，renhaimeijianzhe，yidaomashengjiuchuanlejinlai。
“xingyede，nizheifeiwushibushibuxianghunle，zaigongsishangzhebanwuguzaotui，huijialileyebujienver，woyangnilaichibaifandeshibushi？”
yigekanzhesanshiduosui，zhangdehenpiaoliang，cishiquehengmeishuyandenvrenzoulejinlai。
tashenhouhaigenzheyigeshiyiersui，beizheshubaodexiaonvhai。
四双眼睛一交汇。
nvrenborandanu：“haonigeyezhengzhong，shenmerendouganwangjialidai，doubuyongjingguowotongyileshibushi！”
“baba，tashisheia。”xiaoguniangyeshiyilianyihuodao。
“......？”yechendaizhidekanxiangfuqin：“tajiaonibaba？”
yezhengzhongmuguangshanduo，yingzhetoupihanxiao：“wolaijieshaoyixia，zheishiwoerziyechen。”
“xiaochen，zheishiniyangayi，yejiushinihouma，zheishinimeimeiyangqianqian。”
“ba，ni…youjiehunle？”
yechenjianzhijingdaile，manliandebukezhixin。
muqinershinianqianjiuqushile，zheimeduonian，fuqinyizhidanshen。
wanwanmeixiangdao，zijishizongliunian，huilaijingranduolegebitadabulejisuidehouma，haiyougetongfuyimudemeimei！
这也太荒谬了！
“qianqian，nishanglouxiezuoyequ。”
yangshuhuizhikainverhou，henhendedingzheyezhengzhong：
“nibushishuosangou，jiuzijiyigerenma？zenmeyoupaochulaiyigeerzi？niganpianwo！！”
“woshisangou，danbudaibiaomeiyouxiaohaia，zaishuoniyemeiwenna。”
yezhengzhonggangabuyi，neishihouyechenyijingshizongliangnian，tadoudangerzisile。suoyiduifangmeiwen，tayejiumeiti。
“你还敢狡辩！”
yangshuhuiyixiajiuzhale，manliannuse：
“wobuwennijiubushuo？xianzaishishenmeyisi，daizheimegewanyierlaiwojiaxiangganshenme？nichiwodehewodehaibugou，haituojiadaikoulaishibushi，yaobuyaobanineisiledeqianqiyewachulaiyiqia！”
yezhengzhonglianseyichen：“doushuosizheweida，nizheihuaguofenle！”
“我过分？！”
yangshuhuiturantaigaosangmen，hedezailoudaoshangtoukandenverdouboziyisuo。
“yezhengzhongnisuangeshenmedongxi，yeganshuowoguofen！niyiweizijishishei？ninengkaishangche，zhushanghaozhai，jindagongsidangbaoan，nayiyangbushiwojinide，zhendangzijiyounengnaishibushi，lilewo，nijiushigefeiwu！！”
“biewanglenichiruanfandeshenfen，niyoushenmezigesuiyidaiwairenjinlai？wojintianyaoshichucha，nishibushijiudasuanrangtazhuxiale！”
吃软饭？
yechenmianseyileng，laobazheijinianfashengleshenme，sishidajiderenle，zenmehaidanglerenjiadeshangmennvxu。
yigesanshijisuidepiaoliangnvren，tayoushizenmekanshanglaobazheigezaotabanlaotoude？
“shuhui，erzizaichang，ninengbunengjiwoliudianmianzi？zaishuotashiwomenerzi，bushiwairen！”
yezhengzhongmiansetonghong，xiunujiaojia，xiangbudaotahuidangerzidemian，bashangmendeshishuochulai。
“gun！tashinierzibushiwoerzi！”
“想要面子是吧？”
yangshuhuilengxiaoyisheng，turanshangqian，yangshoujiushiyibazhang。
“啪！”
yezhengzhonglianjiaxunsushengqiyidaohongyin。
“nizheigenvren，zenmehaidarena！？”
yechenyixiajiucuanleqilai，liansexiangdangbuhaokan。
“darenzenmela？tashiwolaogong，woxiangzenmedajiuzenmeda，niguandezhema？yigeshangmenfeiwu，chuleaida，tahaiyoushenmeyong！？”
yangshuhuideyuqichongmanlebuxie。
“yangshuhui！dangzhewoerzidemiandawoerguang，ni…nishizaitaiguofenle！zheiriziwo......”
yezhengzhongpaoxiaoleyisheng，shuangmutonghong，qidehunshenzhandou。
dangkandaozhanzailoudaoshang，suozhebozimanlianjingkongdenver，tafangfobeipoleyitongliangshui，houmianlianggezizenmeyeshuobuchukou。
“genwozenmeyang？nishuoa，nidaoshibaneilianggezishuochulai！”
yangshuhuichazheyao，zhizheyezhengzhongdebizipokoudama：
“erzihuilainihaizhangbenshileshibushi？douganbaoneizhongxiangfale，youzhongnijiushuochuneilianggezi，buganjiujiwogun！”
“gun！mashangjiwogunchuqu！”
shuozhehenhendetuileyibayezhengzhong，houzheliangqiangtuilejibu，turanjiaoxiayihua，zhenggerenwanghoudaoqu。
“砰！”
hounaozhongzhongdekezaidibanshang，naoxiadunshiyichuyimoxianxue。
“爸！”
yechenmuziyulie，shenxingyishandaolefuqinshenbian，chakantadeshangshi。
jieguozheiyicha，yechenyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile：“ba！nideshenti…zenme......？”
fuqindewuzang，jingwuyichushihaode。
manxingweiyan，feibukailie，xinzangshuaijie，shenshuiganhe，shenzhiganaiwanqi！
yigerenshenshangzenmekenengtongshiyouzheimeduowenti！
zuizhenjingdeshi，tajingranzhiyouyigeshen！！
这到底怎么一回事？
yangshuhuilengyankanzhezheiyimu，meiyouyisideguanxin。keyangqianqianbutong，yikanyezhengzhongbeidale，limajiaoxindeganguolailan，jieguobeiyangshuhuimeizhuyituileyixia，zhenggerenshunzhepangbiandeloudaogunlexiaqu。
“mama…qiuni…buyaodababa......”
yangqianqian，muguangaiqiu，zuijiaohaiyichuyikouxue，lianseqingzi，ruandaozaidishang。
“芊芊！”
“女儿！”
fuqiliangtongshihairanjingjiao。
yechenniutouyikan，yeshiliansejubian。
不好！！
shenxingyishan，laidaoyangqianqianmianqian。