quniantakaichebuxiaoxinzhuangle，yishengrangjiashuguolaiqianzi，tajilujingdongdadianhua，lujingdongzhijiebatadedianhuaguaduanle。
houlaizaiyiyuanzhulehaojitian，lujingdongdaoxianzaidoubuzhidaozheijianshiqing。
zaimenkoudenglepianke，kantaliangyishibanhuiertanbuwan，guyunxilinzhefanhejiuzhuanshenlikaile。
zailouxiahuangleyiquan，jingguoyijiayaodianshi，guyunxixiangqiqinhaiyunduitadejiaodai，tadiaotouyouhuigongsiqule。
shia!buguanlujingdongchengbuchengren，tadoushilujiashaonainai，shitalujingdongdehefaqizi。
zijiduoshenme，tayoumeizuokuixinshi。
yushizaicihuidaolujingdongbangongshideshihou，guyunxixiangdoumeiyouduoxiang，zhijietuikailebangongshifangmen。
bangongzhuolitou，lujingdongheyechutingzhedongjing，taitoujiuwangmenkoukanleguoqu。
kanguyunxijiuzheimechuxianzaiyanqian，lujingdongmeiyanweiweiyichen。
yechuxianshiyileng，jiercongyizishangzhanqilai，yilianxiaodedazhaohu：“yunxi。”
kanzheguyunxishouzhongdefanhe，yechuyouxiaodao：“nishilaijijingdongsongwufandeba!”
shuozhe，youzhuanliankanxianglujingdong：“jingdong，jiranyunxijinisongfanle，neiwomenjiubuquwaimianchile，yunxinandelaigongsiyitang，nihaohaopeiyixiata。”
yechudetongqingdali，haoxiangtacaishilujingdongdelaopo，tacaishilushijituandelaobanniang，jiulianlujingdongchiguyunxisongdefan，doushitarangchulaidejihui。
kanzheyechu，guyunximanbujingxindeshuo：“yechu，niyaomeranglujingdonggentadieduizheganbahunlile，yaomebaniliangdeshizhizhengjushuaiwolianshang。”
“chengtianyinyangguaiqi，niexinsheini?”
tayaoshigeyoubenshide，zijihaijingtaliangfen。
ketazheimebushangbuxiade，guyunxikanbushangyanle。
guyunxidexianqi，yechumanshigangadejieshi：“yunxi，wohejingdongbushinixiangdeneiyang，womenzhishizaitangongzuo。”
jieshiwan，yanshenyouandanlejifendao：“neinimenmanliao，woxianchuqule。”
fangmenbeiguanshang，guyunxizoudaobangongzhuogenqian，buqingbuzhongdibafanhefangzaizhuoshang，lakailujingdongduimiandeyizi，ruowuqishidezuolexiaqu：“marangwojinisongdefan。”
padabashouzhongdeziliaoshuaizaizhuoshang，lujingdonglengqingdewen：“guyunxi，ninengyounizijidezhujianma?”
lujingdongshuaiziliaodedongzuo，guyunxidingzhetabushuohuale。
tagangcaiduiyechukebushizheitaidu。
guoranbubeixihuande，buguanzuoshenme，buguanshuoshenmedoushicuo，jiulianjitasongchide，jiulianhuozhe，lianhuxikongqidoushicuo。
mubuzhuanjingkanlelujingdongbanshang，guyunxishenziwangyibeishangkaolekao，buwenbuhuodeshuo：“zaiwohenideshiqingshang，womeiyouzijidezhujian，nibamadehuajiushishengzhi，woweikangbule。”
bujinweikangbulelujingdongtabamadehua，guyunxigengpatamayibabitiyibayanleikusubatayangdaduoburongyi，rangtatinghuayidian，guaiyidian。
huashuohuilai，lutianyangduitahaishihaode。
liangrenjiehundeshihou，tajilujingdongxialesiguiding，lujingdongbunengtilihun，bunengduibuqita，yaojinsuonengqujingyingzheiduanhunyin，buranjingshengunchulujia，caichanhejiayequanbuguita。
liangrenshizaiguobulaidehua，neiyexianmohesannianhouzaishuo。
yanxia，zhishengxiazuihouyinianle。
kanlujingdongbeiduidebulita，guyunxiqishenzoudaobangongzhuolimian，naqiwankuai，xuezheyechujiaodididishuo：“jingdong，renshitiefanshigang，yidunbuchiedehuang，nijiuchiyidianma!”
lujingdongtaitoukanxiangleta，guyunxichongtazhalezhayan，bayikuaipaigudidaotazuibian。
guyunxiyisajiao，lujingdongyoudianlengzhule。
鬼使神差张了嘴。
guyunxiquepadabafanheshuaifangzaizhuoshang：“made，haizhenzhichixingyedeneiyitao。”
jinjiezhe，bakuaizizhongzhongdizachuqu，meihaoqideshuo：“aichibuchi，sheitamayaoguannile。”
suoyilikailujingdongbangongshizhihou，guyunxihaiteyihetamishujiaodai，shuojialisongfanguolaile，buyongzhunbeile。
raner，dengdaolewanshangjiudianduo，queyoubeiqinhaiyundedianhuachaoxingle。
shuolujingdongladuziladaotuoshuizhuyuanle。
guyunxixinligedengyixiang，qichuanghuanleyifujiuquyiyuanle。
daolebingfang，qinhaiyunshuolei，guyunxijiurangtaxianhuiqule。
guyunxisongzouqinhaiyunzaicihuilaibingfangshi，lujingdongtaimoukanzhetashuo：“guyunxi，nizhangnengnaile，douganjiwoxiayaole?”
guyunxizoujinguoqu，bangtalalelabeizi：“bieshuodeneimebujinrenqing，renjialiangkouzixiadedoushi**，nayouxiaxieyaode。”
“buchengren?”shuozhe，lujingdongjiubashoujishuaidaoguyunxigenqian，shangmianzhengbozhetajinyaodiandejiankongshipin。
zhihou，tayoubayizhanggouyaojiludanrengzaitalianshang。
babingbeirenzhuazhu，guyunxikanzheta，xianruchenmole。
simuxiangwang，lujingdongyiweitahuijieshi，jieguoguyunxiqueturanshuo：“nibiezheimekanzhewo，wopawobachibuzhu。”
“guyunxi。”lujingdonglianseyichen，naqipangbiandezhentoujiuzaxiangleta。
jiezhuzaguolaidezhentou，guyunxidandingyouyoulidishuo：“nichengtianzaiwaimianhuatianjiudi，wobeibideyaosiyaohuo，jinixiadianyaozhaodianxinlipinghengyebuweiguo。”
lujingdongtinghou，taishouzhuazhetashouwan，batazhuaidaozijigenqian，shengyindichenhunhoudiwen：“guyunxi，nishibushichicule?”
lujingdongdewenhua，guyunxixianshiyileng，ranhoupuchiyishengxiaolechulai：“nifangxin，wochishidoubuhuichinidecu。”
guyunxishuanglangdexiaosheng，lujingdongmengdiyiyonglijiujiangtayouwanggenqianzhuaileyiba。
peng!etouzhuangzailujingdongdeetoushang，bijianzhuangzaitadebijianshang，guyunxitengdedaoxiyikouqi。
meixinjinjinyizhou，tahaimeiyoufanyingguolai，lujingdongwenredechunhuranhaowuzhengzhaodefugaizaitadechunshang。
yishizhijian，guyunxizhengzhule。
lujingdongtazhidaozijizaiganshenmema?
guyunxidechayi，lujingdongyanjiemaozhandongleyixia，suijihuiguoshen，songkaitashuo：“bushimeitianhanzheyaoshenghaizi，zenmezhe，haidengzhewosihouni?”
guyunxihuangranhuishen，taishoujiuqujietabingfudekouzi，haishunzuiwenleju：“xianzaizheiqingkuang，niyingdeqilaima?”
guyunxidezheizhangzuiba，lujingdongshizhenxiangnazhenxianjitafengqilai。
yushi，lengbudingrengkaitadeshou：“yifunidaoshituodeshunshou。”
zhihouyouzhuanyilehuati：“xiayaodeshiqing，dengnibamamingtianlailezaishuo。”
beilujingdongrengkaishuaizuozaipangbiandeyizishang，guyunxichenlelian：“lujingdong，nizheiyangjiumeiyisile。”
lujingdongzhaosheiresheidouxing，danshibunengzhaoretadiema。