第1章 :被真心话大冒险坑了

午夜。

dihaojiubarenaofeifan,hedemanliantonghongderenerbanmengbanxing,fangfozhishenyoutingzhong,qiwenbutingdeshenggao……

“wu。”chienennanshoudediyinleyisheng。

yucitongshi,erbianbuduanchuanlaijiaohansheng。taquanshenyigejiling,xingleguolai。

“niganmani。lai,jiezhehe!”

tanaodaihaiyoudianmimihuhu,fanyinglebantian,caixiangqilaijinwantouzishangyaoqingjuzudaoshiquzuihaodedajiudianchifan,tazheizhongxiaojiaosemeizigecanjia,beianpaidaolegebijiubadengdiertan。

呼~

原来是梦。

chienenzhouransongleyikouqi,zheicaichajuedaozigeerxianzailiandantuohong,quanshennianhuhudenanshoujile,huoxiangshigangjingliwanyichang‘dazhan’。

jiuzaizheishi,yibeijialiaodelongshelanyoufangzailetamianqian,gangcaituirangtaderenpanzhetadejianbang,xiaoxixideshuo,“nigangmengdaoshenmele?jiaodeneimexiaohun?nandaoshimengdao……”

shuaigelianggezizuanruletaerduo。

chienenganjinduanqizhuoshangdelongshelan,yangtouyikouganle,bakongbeizizhongxinfanghuizhuoshang,raokaihuatishuo,“zailaiyibei。”

“zheiyangganheyoushenmeyisi,yaobuwomenlaiwanyouxi?”yourentiyi。

mashangyourenyinghe,“haoa,wanshenme?”

“zhenxinhuadamaoxianzenmeyang?”

weilishaodehuore,chienenyizhishouzhiqixiaba,yanshenmili。heisezhangfayonglandewanqi,luchuyijiehaokandebozi。tahaomaidepailexiazhuozi,“wanjiuwan,wojiubuxinwohaihuishu!”

yipangdelengyanmeinvfanlegebaiyan,“ladaoba,jiunizheigechulemingdeyouxiheidong,haibuhuishu,hongsheini?”

“来!”

三秒钟后。

chienenrenbubaolejucukou,“wukao!woxuandamaoxian,shuoba,wanshenme?”

linanxinhuanglehuangshouzhongdebeizi,zhizheyoushangjiaobeiduizhetamenzuodenanren,“neizhuodeshuaigekandaolema?mucetamashangyaowcle,woyaoqiubugao。youyikushipinzhidaoba?zanbuwanneimehen,zheiyangba,nijiwolaigecesuoshouqiangban。”

“ge,zheigejini,jiexinmaide。gaoqingyepaijueduimeiwenti。quba。”

chienenshouliduolegeshouji,linanxinhaitiexindejitadiaodaoleshipinmoshi。chienenhengletayiyan,bashoujihaijita,“nidouwowanni,jiubaniyaokanyouyikushouqiangban,taifengleba。buxing,woxuanzhenxinhua。”

tazhengzhonglinanxinxiahuai,buhuaihaoyidejilejiyanjing,“zhenxinhuaa,lai,shuoshuonizuowanshizenmeniubideduoguo7xingjidajiudiananbaoxitong,pashang12louzongtongtaofang,xsaoraozanmenjinzhudarende?”

“zheigebusuan,huangehuange!”taneijiaoxsaoraoma?fenmingshineigelaotouziqianguizebucheng,fangheiliaoheita!

“xing,neinishuoshuoniyizhiyilaijinzhangxixizaiduosheini?”

chienenyibaqiangguoganghaijitadeshouji,ehenhenshuo,“suanniyahen!dengzhe,wojinipai。danwomenshuohao,neinanrenyaoshibugan,jiubusuanwolaipi。”

“quba,wodengzhe。”linanxinjiuzhidaotakenshuo,xiaodejianyabujianyan,haibuwangdiaokanta,“fangxin,jiemeierbuhuikengni,womuceneishuaigezhishaobafen。bushiwuyanzu,yedeshuaichengjinchengwu。”

“hehe,wokanbieshipanzhangjiangjiuxing。”