“ma，ma！kuaixingxing！！”
“ge！nihushuobadaoshenme？nikanmabeiniqichengshenmeyangle？”
李芝兰一惊。
tazenmetingdaozijidanverchenmeixiangdeshengyinle？
“wozheishuodenaliyoucuo？jialiyangnizheimeduonian，nijiarencaililiuzaijialibushiyingdangdema？”
laoerchenxueminnianqinglexuduodeshengyinchuanlai，tingqilaigewaizhenzhenyouci。
“jiasheihaibushijia，lilidoushuole，zhiyaonijiadaotajiaqu，tajiubuyaozanjiadecaili，zheibushizhenghaoma？huanqinduiwomenliangjia，douhaoa。”
好个屁！
李芝兰急了。
zheigenbenjiushiyongmeixiangdemingqutianhuokenga！！
lizhilanmengranzhengyan，shuxidemianpangyingruyanlian。
danverchenmeixiangkudeliangyanhongzhong，kandaotaxinglaideshihou，yishuangyanjingcailiangqilai。tayitouzhajinlizhilanhuaili，gengyandao：
“ma！nizhongyuxingle，nihesiwole！！”
lizhilanyibabaojinlenver，xiangshizhuazhuleshenmeshierfudedebaowu，loudejinjinde。
zheihuier，tacaihuanghuleyixia。
zijibushiyijingsilema？
nandaozhenshilaotianyouyan，nengrangtazaikanmeixiangyiyan？
李芝兰环顾四周。
buyuanchu，nianqinglejiangjinsanshisuidezhangfuchenguanghuizhengyilianbunaifandikanguolai。zaizhangfushenpang，moyangbufende，zhengshiganggangshuohuadeererzichenxuemin。
chenxueminpangbianyifukanrenaoshenqingdexiaofuqiliang，jiushilaodachenxuejunhedaerxifuzhaoqiufang。
qiaojianlizhilanzhengkaiyanjingsuxingleguolai，chenxueminjibukenaidicoudaolelizhilanshenbian。
“ma，nizaikaolvkaolvbei。woqishijuede，zanmenmeixianghetianbaoyetingheshi……”
lizhilanhenhendiqialezijiyiba，tengtongrangtaxingguoshenlai。
zaixiangxiangchenxueminshuodehunzhanghua，lizhilanzongsuanmingbaileguolai。
zheibushishenmebinsidehuanjue。
tajingranzhongshengdaolebalingniandai！
zhongshengdaolelaoerweilequxifu，tichuyaodanvermeixiangquhuanqindeneitian！
shangbeizi，ererxifuwanglijiashizidakaikou，tichuyao“sanzhuanyixiang”zaijiasanbaikuaicaili，buranjiubujinchenjiadamen。
yaozhidao“sanzhuanyixiang”，yejiushizixingche、fengrenji、shoubiaozaijiashangshouyinji，yaozhibanqilaizhishaodesiwubaikuaiqian。zaijiashangsanbaikuaicaili，neizuzuyaoqibabai！
bieshuochenjiayishibanhuiernabuchulai。
jiusuannengnachulai，qiannianjiehundelaodachenxuejunliangkouzi、haiyougangmanshibasuidechenxueyi，zhipayaobuleyi。
zhishichenxueminyoushuo，wanglijiayaozheimeduocaili，jiushijiwanglidedidiwangtianbaoquxifu，ruoshichenjiayuanyibachenmeixiangjiaguoqu，neijiukeyibuyaoyifenqiancaili。
可王天宝是什么人？
李芝兰清楚得很。
tajiushigezhouweijiequchoumingzhaozhudeerliuzi！dongjiamogejidan，xijiemankouhuahuadiaoxidaguniangxiaoxifu。
chenxueminzheihua，fenmingshibazijideshuangbaotaijiejie，wanghuokenglimiantui！
lizhilan“teng”dicongchuangshangpaleqilai，shangbeiziqicandesiwangsihuhailiuyouyuyun，taxindizhengxiongxiongranshaozheyituannuhuo。
talunyuanlegebo，zhaozhechenxueminneizhangjibukenaidelian，zhijieshanguoquyigedazuibazi。
“啪！！”
zhouweiyixiazianjinglexialai，zhongrenbukesiyidikanzhelizhilan。
zheiyibazhangshidalichen，chenxuemindeliandoukuaibeishanwaile，tabukezhixin：
“ma？？nizenmedawo？woshuodeyemeicuoa！fanzhengjiedoushiyaojiarende，tahetianbaonianjichabuduo，bushizhenghaobanpeima？”
yitiqizheigewangtianbao，lizhilanhendeyaoyaqiechi。
zheishihuilemeixiangyibeizidewangbadana！
shangbeizi，lizhilanzenmedoubutongyihuanqindeshiqing，weileanfuererzi，juedingbianmaizijidejiazhuang，qucouneitianjiadecaili，jilaoerqulexifu。
danshimeiguoduojiu，danvermeixiangzaidingqinzhiqianmomingqimiaoluoshui，youbeiwangtianbaolaoleqilai。wangtianbaozaizhongmukuikuizhixiabudanyijiurendemingyijiekailetadeshangyi，hailailegerengonghuxi。
meixiangdeqinshihuangle，mingshengyemeile，zhinenghanleijiadaolewangjia。
liangnianhou，tanisizaidangchuluoshuidechitangli，shenshangdoushiwangtianbaooudachulaideyuqing。
lizhilancengjingyiwei，dangnianmeixiangluoshuideshiqing，shiyigeyiwai。
zhidaoyandashiwangtianbaoneiyihuorenbeizhua，yourenjiaodailemeixiangluoshuideyinqing。
neishiwangtianbaozhidaolemeixiangkanbushangta，guyishejide！
napawangtianbaozuihoushoudaolefalvdechengfa，chileqiangzi……
tademeixiangyehuibulaile！！
xiangqishangbeizidanverdesi，lizhilanyanjingdouyaohongle，fanshouzhaozhechenxueminyoushiyijizuibazi，lishengmadao：
“wokannihewangtianbaoyetingpeide，nizenmezijibuqupeiyipei？heixinlanchangzidedongxi，shenmeleseyenalaihuohuoniqinjiejie！”
chenxueminbeidamengle，tawuzheliangbianlian，kouchibuqingdijidao：
“ma，nizheishuodeshenmehua？！wozheibushiweilejializhexiangma？meixiangbujiajiubujiabei，danshineicailiqian……”
yitidaocaili，pangbianyizhilengyanpangguandelaodachenxuejunkailekou。
“ma，jialideqiandouzainishouli，zheimeduonianqishiyemeizanxialaiduoshaoqian……zaihuaneimeduo，wodangshijiehundeshihouyemeihuaneimeduoa。erqienibiewangle，laoerhoumianhaiyougelaosanyaoquxifuni。”
takebuxiangranglaoerxifudecailiqianconggongzhongchu，dangshitaquxifudeshihoukemeihuazheimeduo，zheibiqianhuazailaoershenshang，neitabushikuilema？
tingdaodagezheigehua，zuozaichuangkoudelaosanchenxueyiyetaiqitou，lianseyebianlebian。
kebunengweilelaoerbajiadijitaokonglea。
tajiubichenxueminjiuxiaoliangsui，guoliangnianjiugailundaotale。
keshixiaomeiguixiangnianjicaishiwu，guoliangnianyecaishiqi……biedaoshihouyingxiangtaquxifu。
陈学义也附和道：
“ma，qishiwangtianbaogujijiushinianjixiao，nanhaizimazongshishangfangjiewade，shuobuzhunchenglejiaqulexifujiutashile……zheihuierqianhuaguangle，neiwohoumianquxifukezaban？”
chenmeixiangtingzhe，shenzifaqidoulai。
tajianglianmaizailizhilanhuaili，momodidiaoyanlei，yanleibalizhilandeyifuyunkaileyipian。
nverzheikude，kuaibalizhilandexinjikusuile。
taanfudipailepainverdebei，hongdao：
“guaiguaimeixiang，zanmenbujiaha。zhiyaonibuleyi，jiusuanshitianwanglaozilai，yeburangnijia。”
yizhuanlian，lizhilanzhizheerzimendebizijiushipokoudama：
“chenxuejun！nigesangliangxindedongxi！nijiehundeshihousiqibailairangwobagongzuojini，rangnititimianmianjiehun，zheihuiernihaiyoulianshuonijiehunmeihuaneimeduo？”
laodadizhetou，molemobizi，bushuohuale。
李芝兰火力全开：
“haiyouni，chenxueyi！nizhenxinga！weizhezijineidiansuanji，henbudebafenkengshuochengjinwo，baerliuzishuochengbudongshi，songniqududeshudoududaogouduziliqule！！”
chenxueyiyizhangbaijingmianpihongyizhenbaiyizhende，takanzhelizhilanlianse，zhiganxiaoshenghechenxuemindigu。
“erge，nikannizheishiernaode，mahaifandaomaqiwolaile……”
chenxueminlianzhongle，haibeixiongdimaiyuanle，biaoqinghaidaidianweiqu：
“ba！nikanmazheiyangzi，wojiushixiangjijianqingdianjialidefudan……lilishuole，yaomejiejiejiaguoqu，yaomesanzhuanyixiangjiashangsanbaikuai，burantabujinwomenjiademen……”
tahuayinhaimeiluo，lizhilanlengxiaoleyisheng：
“nizhijiedaochamenguoqu，buyongsanzhuanyixiang，rangwangjiajiwomensanbaikuaijiuxing。buguangjianqinglejialidefudan，hainengzhengyibiqian。”
zheixia，chenxueminbuganle。
“ma，nihaishiwoqinmama？nijingranrangwodaochamenqu，nizheiyetaipianxinle！womenlaochenjiadeerzidaochamen，duodiurena！！”
chenguanghuideliansechenlexialai，tadengzhelizhilan，nudao：“nihushuobadaoshenmeni？laoerdaochamen？nirangwodelianmianwangnalifang？”
lianmian，youshizheigelianmian。
shangbeizi，tajiushitaijichenguanghuilianle。
bulunshijialidesuoshi，haishizhuruernvhunshi、gongziyileidedashi，lizhilannacibushixiaoxinyiyi，yaoquanchenguanghuidelianmian。
keshichenguanghuishizenmeduitade？
lizhilanjiangmeixianghuzaihuaili，lishengfanwen：
“chenguanghui，niliangxinweigoulema？daochamendiuren，mainverjiubudiurenma？”