第5章

“aiya!!laochenyundaole,nimenjigekuaidianjitasongquweishengsuo!”

“batoushanggeboshangdouzailiuxueni!”

“zouzouzou,biedange……xianrangmazijizaijiaxiaoxiaoqi。”

chenjiazheijigeerzizheihuierzhenglianshangwuguang,kanjianchenguanghuiyundao,lianmangyishidaozheishigejuehaodejiekou。

zhiyouchenxuemin,gendagedigu:“niliangsongbaquyiyuanbei,woxianqutanglilijia,wopazheishierbeizanmanaode,lilineibianlianshangbuhaokan。”

万一他妈想通了呢?

fanzhengmapingrilineimetengta,rangtazijizaijialixiangxiang,shuobudingjiumingbaile。

lilineibianyaoshibuhong,neikejiuhongbuhaole!

bazheibianneimeduoren,yeyongbushangta。

xinhuangqiduandechenguanghuizhengkaiyan,jiutingjianlaoerzheiyiju。

tazhijieyoubeiqiyunleguoqu。

erzimentaizhechenguanghuilikai,qianlaotaiyebufangxinzijideer,zhejimanghuangdigenlechuqu。

qiaozhezheilimeirenaokekan,menwaiweizhederenyesanqule。

“woshuozhilana,nihuitouliuzhedianshenba。”linjuzhangdamazhangfengchunxiaoshengquanlejiju,“woqiaozhenijiaxuemin……zheihaimeiquxifuni,yijingwangleniangle,nikebiefansha。”

lizhilandiantou:“fangxinbazhangjie,woxinliyoushude。”

zhangfengchunquanlejiju,jiuzhunbeihuijiazuofanqu。

tashigerexinren,yibusanhuitou,linzoudeshihouhaizaishuo。

“zhilannifangkuanxin,ersunziyouersunfu,nibiezijimengbeizilikua。”

yixiangdaozheige,zhangfengchunxinlijiuzhitanqi。

lizhilanshizhengtiaojieshangshudezhedelingliren,jiawudalidejingjingyoutiao,daihaizizuofanyibahaoshou。

keshihaojicile,tatingjianguolaochenfuqiliangchaojiazhihou,lizhilantoutoukuni。

xianzaidelizhilannalihuikuchusheng?tazheihuierxinlizhijuedeshutan、tongkuai!

bulunshihenhentongzoulelaoer,haishijichenguanghuizheigewangbadankailepiao,gualecai,haishibatamengoupidaozaodesuanpanladaojiefanglinjumianqianzixishuoqingchu。

taconglaimeizheimetongkuaiguo!

lizhilanxinlixiang,zhihoutahaidezheimegan。

sheisuanjita,tajiushoushishei!

妈~”

shenbianchuanlainverqieshengshengdehuhuan。

lizhilankanguoqu,quejianxiaonverguixiangyeyiweiguolai,yanlihanzheliangbaoleihua,yishuangdayanjingshuilinglingdikanzheta。

“ma,wozhiqianjianguoneigewangtianbao,tazongzaifangxuedeshihouzaiwomenxiaomenkouzhuanyou,womenfangxuedouduozhetazou……jiejiezhendekeyibuyongjiadaotaneilima?”

guixiangmeishuohua,danshiyeqipandikanguolai,yanshenqieshengshengde,baohandanyouhehaipa。

nvermendemuguangdoukuaibalizhilandexinjikansuile。

lizhilanyishoulouguoyige,zheihuierxinlicaitashi。

“magennimenbaozheng,zhihounimenlianggeren,xiangjiajisheijiujiajishei,buxiangjiarenjiubujia!mashuolesuan!”

zheihuazaizheigeshidai,keyisuandeshangjingshihaisu。

shiwusuideguixiangjingqidao:“nvhaizihaizhenyoubujiarendema?”

lizhilantingle,xinliyizhensuanse。

shangbeizi,zaimeixiangchuleshizhihou,guixiangshengpabutajiedehouchen,yibeizimeiyoujiaren。

genjuzijizaifenqiankandaodeyangzi,guixiangderizi,kongpaguodebutairuyi。

yedui,shangbeiziguixiangyinweijialideqingkuangbunianshule,gaozhongzhiduleyinian,shibasuicongjialipaochuqu,zhiyoutajideliangbaikuaibangshen。

zheiriziyouduoku,lizhilanxinliyoushu。

“shahaizi,nvhaizikeyijiaren,yekeyibujiaren,zheirizidounengguode。”

talouzhenver,xixidihong。

“danshi,zheiriziyaoxiangguodehao,haishiyaozijinengzhengqian。dieyouniangyou,buruzijiyou。zhangfuyou,gedaoshou——suoyiguixiangnidehaohaonianshuzhidaoma?”

guixiangdiandiantou,yiliandijiangliantiezaimadejianbangshang:“hao~”

mamadeshenshangyouhaowendeweidao,taxihuanzheiyangtiezaimashenshang。

zhishizhiqianmashizaishitaimangle,xianggetuoluoyiyangzaijializhuanlaizhuanqu,shenzhimeiduoshaoshijiangentaduoshuoshuohua,dingzhuyixiatadushu。

wanzhelizhilangebodemeixiang,xinlizeyouxiechenzhong。

meixianghaijide,dangshimadegongzuohaimeijiaojidage,jialirenduimashizheigeyangzima?

dangshibaduimayehenhao,nainaihaimeiduimaneimehulaihequ……

meixiangdeyanleidiaoxialai,tahaoxiangmingbaileshenme。

……

与此同时。

“nimadaodishenmeyisi?womenwangjiazenmejiushihuokengle?!womenxiaobaonianjixiao,qulexifubujiutashixialailema?”

wanglishigeshuzhemaweibiandenianqingguniang,zhangdetingpiaoliang,jiushixianxiong,dailediankeboxiang。

tazheihuierbanjumeitizhiqianzijidididajiadouounaochulaideshiqing,zhishichazheyaoduizhechenxuemindafapiqi。

“nimenjiajiushiqiaobuqiwojia!”

“woxianzaizheishihaimeijiaguoqu,yaoshijiaguoqule,haibudeyibeizizainimashoudixiashouqi!”

chenxuemindimeishunyan,zaiwanglimianqianfudizuoxiao:

“lili,womatakendingbushizheigeyisi,tashuohuabuguonaozide,nikebiegentayibanjianshi……”

wangliliumeiyitiao,shuochulaidehuakebuzenmehaoting:

“neibuxing,tashuohuabuguonaozi,keshiyingxianglewomenjiademingsheng,daoshihoubiejiadouyiweiwomenjiashihuokeng,buyuanyijiajinlaizenmeban?”

“bixurangnimajiwojiadaoqian!erqie,haidejiwojiapeiqian!”

zaimenli,wangjiafumuduiwangleyiyan,yanlizangbuzhudedoushisuanji。

wangtianbaodemingshengbenlaijiubuzenmeyang。tapingrilihehupenggouyoumandajieluancuan,chengriyoushouhaoxian,ershiduosuiyemeigezhengjingshizuo。

谁家姑娘乐意嫁?

suoyitamentichugaocailihuozhehuanqinerxuanyi,benshenjiushizaidaweilainvxujiaguniangdezhuyi。

chenjiademeixiangtamenshiqiaojianguode,renshengdepiaoliang,ganhuoeryemali,zuizhuyaodeshitashikengan,nengchiku。

wangmuxiaoshengduitananrenshuo:“huitourangliliniezhuxuemin,gentajianaoyinao,napabuchengyenengyaodianqian。”

wangfudiandiantou:“zongbunengtamenyingxianglewomenlaowangjiademingsheng,hainengquanshenertuiba!fanzhengyaomebatameimeijiaguolai,yaomejiupeiqian!”

chenxuemingenbenbuzhidao,zijiweilaiyuefuyuemuxinlidexiaosuanpan。

taweilejiehun,genwanglizheierduzhoufashi,kendingbazheigeshierjijiejuele。

huiqudelushang,takaishijuedebuduijingle。

zheilushangderenkanzijidemuguang,shibushibutaiduijing?

hetajiashaoweishuxiyidiandechanglishushubobo,kantademuguangdouyoudianbutaizantong。

“xuemina,zuorenbunengmeiliangxin。nizaizhejizijideqinshi,yebunengbanijieyibeizijihuilea!”

“nizheimedarenle,deweijialirenxiangxiangba!!”

“nikanzheinaodejiazhaibuningde……nihuiquganjinhonghongnima,buranzheishuochuquduodiurena。”

陈学民:“……”

chenxueminhenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

zheihetaxiangde,kebuyiyanga!

anzhaochenxuemindexiangfa,jiefanglinjuyinggaizhanzaitazheibian。

本身就是。

谁家女儿不出嫁?

sheijianverdecailiqianbushijixiongdijiehunyongde?

pianpiantamazheiligaochulezheimeyaoezi。

huanqinsuirantingqilaibuzenmehaoting,danshi……xuduorenjiabuyezheimeganma?

suiranwangtianbaoshaowei**ledian,danshitanianjixiao,shuobuzhunjielehunshoushouxinjiuhaole……

doushitamazaizheilijiaohede,naodetazaiwaimianyediulian。

chenxueminmanxinhuoqi,jiuzheimewangjializou。

tadezhaomahaohaoshuodaoshuodao。