老太为傻儿子能上桌吃饭怒掀饭桌第1章

八十年代。

nanfangdexiatianwubizaore,lianfengdoushirede。

齐心村。

lijiayuanzili,qifenquebizheitianqihaiyaoyayi。

yigendiaopideniupipidai,guozhepofengsheng,henhenchouzaipazaidishangdenvrenshenshang。

“啪!”

yishengcuixiang,pikairouzhan。

lijinfengtengdehunshenyiduosuo,sisiyaozheya,meirangzijijiaochusheng。

“nigebaijianiangmen!laozirangnikanzhenizheigezhizhangerzi,nitaniangdeyanjingxiale!”

“jingranrangneishazitouchileyikuairou。”

“laozijintianbudasini!rangniguanzheneishazi!”

nanrencukuangdenuhoushengzaiyuanlihuidang。

lishenglishuangyanchihong,shoulizuanzhepidai,shoubeiqingjinbaoqi。

jiuyinweishaerzilitianqitouchileyikuairou,lishenglijiujiangsuoyoudehuoqidousazailelijinfengshenshang。

yuanzilidelijiaren,gegeshenqinglengmo,xiangshizaikanyichangyuzijiwuguandehouxi。

lishenglidema,wanglaotai,mizheyishuangjingmingdesanjiaoyan,shouliyaozhepushan。

“da!shengli,jiniangshijingda!”

“zheibuxiadandemuji,yangzhejiushilangfeiliangshi!liangeshazidouguanbuhao,hainenggansha?”

“zaotahaohaoderoua,jidahuanggouchidoubijineiangguchiqiang!”

“angguchirou,neibushizaotadongxishisha?”(anggushikejiahua,shishazi,**,zhizhang,chunhuodeyisi。)

“laotianyedoukanbuxiaqu!”

daerxizhangliping,guazilianshangmanshikebo,yegenzhebangqiang:

“jiushia,womenjiajianguoxiadiganhuoleiyitian,doushebudechiyikou。”

“daoranggeshazijizaotale。”

“zheirouduojinguia,haojiyuecainengchishangyihui,tianqiyigeshazi,tanalidongdeshenmehaolai。”

ererxiwangyuexiangsuiranmeishuohua。

dantatangzhexiaojuandetoufaxia,neizhangzixubicunlirenbaijingdelianshang。

xiemanlehaobuyanshidexianqiyushuli。

tabaozheshoubeizhanzailangxia,fangfoduokanyiyandishangdelijinfengmuzi,douhuizangletadeyanjing。

lijiadezhuxingu,lilaotou,badabadadichouzhehanyan,mizheyan。

duiyanqiandebaolichangmianmeiyousihaoyaozuzhideyisi。

neimorandeshenqing,jiushiyizhongwushengdezongrong。

“啪!”

youyibianziluoxia,lijinfengtengdeyanqianfahei,gutoufenglidouzuanzheteng。

jiuzaizheishi,yigeshouxiaodeshenyingmengdipuleshanglai,yongzijidanbodejibei,sisihuzhuleta。

shitadeshaerzi,litianqi。

“baba,biedamama!”

shisansuideshaonian,xinzhiquezhiyouwuliusui,huashuodehanhubuqing,daizhekuqiang,quetouzheyiguzizhiao。

lishenglizhengzaiqitoushang,jianzheigeshabulajideerzihaiganchulaiaishi,gengshinubukee。”

shoulidepidaixiangyebuxiangjiuchoulexiaqu。

“gunkai!nigediurenxianyandeanggu!”

“啪!”

pidaijiejieshishidichouzailelitianqidebeishang,tashenshangpolandeboshanlikebeichouchuleyidaoxuehen。

shaoniantengdehunshenyizhan,yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuziwangxiadiao,ketabujinmeiduo,fanerbaodegengjinle。

“wu……baba……biedamama……”

tazhuanguotou,yongneishuangqingcheyoudaizheqienuodeyanjingwangxiangyuanzilideqitaren,gengyandiaiqiu:

“yeye,nainai……qiuqiunimen……bierangbabadamama……”

“dasao……ersao……qiuqiunimen……”

tadeshengyindaizhehaitongbandezhinen,meiyigezidouxiangzhenyiyang,zhazailijinfengdexinshang。

“shitianqidecuo……shitianqizuichan,touchirou……buguanmamadeshi……nimendatianqi……biedamama……”

takudesixinliefei,shouruodejianbangyisongyisong,renpingneiyaomingdepidaiyixiaxialuozaizijishenshang。

“啪!啪!啪!”

jibianzixiaqu,litianqidehoubeiyijingpikairouzhan,xianxueshenchu,ranhongleneijianxidefabaidejiuyishang。

tasuirantengdeshentizhidazhan,queyongjinquanlihuzheshenxiademuqin。

“汪!汪汪!”

yipangdedahuanggoujidetuantuanzhuan,duizhelishenglizizheya,houlonglifachuweixiededihou。

zaizheigejia,zhiyoulitianqizheigeshazitiantianpeitawan。

zhenxindangtashiwanban,kanzhelitianqibeilishenglida,tajidewangwangzhijiao。

ziyaliezuideduizhelishengli,ketakanzhenanrenxiongsheneshadeyangzi,youkongjudibuganshangqian。

zhinengyongzuiyuanshidejiaoshengbiaodazhezijidejiaojihefennu。

lishengliqueyijingdahongleyan,zuilihaizaibutingdizhouma:

“angguyige,haiganhuren?”

“laozijintianbanidasisuanle!shengdehuozhediurenxianyan,langfeiliangshi!”

wanglaotaigengshipaishoujiaohao:

“dui!dasizheigeanggu!womenlijiajiushiyinweitacaizheimedaomei!dasisuanle!”

erbianshizhangfudezhouma,popodeedu,zinvdelengchaorefeng。

beishangshierzishouruoquewennuandeshenti,yixiaxiatitachengshouzhejutong。

lijinfengdeyishi,zaijizhidetongkuhexintengzhong,kaishijianjianmohu。

yimumuhuamian,zaitanaohaizhongfeisushanguo。

neishitaqianshidejiyi,qingxidefangfojiufashengzaizuotian。

qianshi,tajiushizheiyangnuoruo,renpinglishenglidama,yiweirenrenjiuguoqule。

kehuanlaidejieguoshishenme?

erzilitianqi,tadeshaerzi,shisansuideren,xinzhizhiyouwuliusui。

queshiweiyizhenxinbatadangmaderen,bumingbubaidisizailecunhoudeheli。

cunlirendoushuoshitazijibuxiaoxindiaoxiaquyanside。

ketazhidao,zijierzisuiranxinzhizhiyouwuliusui,danshuixinghaodehen!

taxiangqucha,kelishengliyibazhangjiangtashandaozaidi。

matameishizhaoshi,anggusileyehao,shengdejijialitianmafan,xianjilijiadiuderenhaibugou。

zhihouderizi,lishenglidejiabaobianbenjiali,zuihouyici,zhijiedaduanletadetui。

tachenglegequezi,yigechetoucheweidefeiwu。

daerzi**xianqitashigeleizhui,hedaerxizhanglipingyiqi,batagandaolelouyudezawujian。

ererzilijianjunheererxiwangyuexianggengshishitaweiwuwu,lianyikourefandoushebudejita。

tabingdaozaichuang,daxiaobianshijin,wuzilichouqixuntian。

lianggeerziquezaiweisheigaichuqianjitakanbingerchaodebukekaijiao。

tamenmatashigelaobuside,tuoleiletamen。

可她那个傻儿子呢?

neigebeitamenxianqileyibeizideshaerzi,queshiweiyizhenxindaitahaoderen。

jiyili,tianqihuibaxuexiaofadeweiyiyiketang。

xiaoxinyiyidiyongzhibaohao,chuaizaidouliyizhengtian,daihuilaifangdaotazuili,shahuhudishuo:

“mama,tang,tian!jimamachi!”

tahuibazijisaijitadeyimaoqian,paoquxiaomaibumaiyibaolatiao。

xianfenyibanjiduitahaodenvtongzhuo。

shengxiadeyiban,quandounahuilaijita,zijichandetianshouzhiyeshebudechiyikou。

dongrili,shaerzihuiyongtabinglengdexiaoshou,yibianbianjitacuozheshengledongchuangdeshou,zuilihazhereqi,shuo:

“mamabuleng,tianqijimamawuwu。”

tahuizaitabeilishenglidamashi,yicicipushanglai,yongtaxiaoxiaodeshentihuzhuta,kuzheshuo:

“buyaodawomama!buyaodawomama!”

shaerzi……wodeshaerzia!

qianshinisidebumingbubai,woquehuochengleyigewonangfei。

liannidechoudoubaobule,gengshiliannizenmesidedoubuzhidao!

qiangliedeyuanhenhehuiyi,xiangyibalijian,shunjiancipocangqiong!

“啊——!”

lijinfengmengdizhengkaileshuangyan!

neishuangyuanbenchongmankongjuhemamudemouzili,cikezhishengxiabinglengdehuoyanhechegudehanyi!

她重生了。

zhongshengzaijiabaoxianchang,erzitianqichushideqianjinian!

一切,都还来得及!

“xiaochusheng!haigandenglaozi!”

lishenglijianlitianqijingranhaiganhuitoudengta,gengshinuhuozhongshao。

tagaogaoyangqipidai,yongjinlequanshendeliqi,chaozhelitianqidehounaoshaohenhenchouleguoqu!

zheiyibianzixiaqu,bieshuoyigehaizi,jiushigechengnianrenyedebeichougebansi!

pazaidishangdelijiaren,yanzhongshenzhishanguoyisikuaiyi。

zheigeshaziyigerennengchiliangsanrendefanliang。

dasizheigeshazi,yilebaile!hainengweijialishengdianliangshi。

电光火石之间。

yizhipazaidishanghaowudongjingdelijinfeng,shentilibuzhicongnaerbaofachuleyigujingrendeliliang。

tamengdiyiceshen,jiangerzisisihuzaihuaili。

tongshi,yizhishoukuairushandian,yibazuanzhulelishenglidejiaohuai!

yongliyila,pengdeyisheng,lishenglizhongzhongdeshuaidaozaidi,

lishenglimeixiangdaotaganfankang,zhongxinbuwen,yigeliejushuaileyigegouchishi。

zhenggeyuanzi,shunjiansiyibandejijing。

所有人都愣住了。

lishenglishuaidaozaidi,lianshangshanguoyisicuoe,suijihuaweitaotiandebaonu。

“fanletianleni!chouniangmen,haiganhaishoule?kanwobudasini!”

tazhengzhadezhanqishen,zaiciyangqilepidai。

raner,yingjietade,buzaishinvrendekuqiheqiurao。