第1章 开局跳楼

zhouyuchuxie,jiangbeijiulou。

jiulouqian,shubailianghaochezhengqipailie,renqunyongdong,xuanxiaobuyi。

jintianshisujiaerxiaojiesumuxuezhaoxuderizi,quanchengdemuguangdoujujizailezheili。

zheidaobingbushiyinweisujiayouduomexianhe,zhishiyinweisumuxueshizaishitaichumingle。

sujiazhishiyigeerliujiazu,danshisujiaerxiaojiesumuxuequeshijiangbeidingjiandemeinv,beiyuweixiandaixishi。

zhikexi,liangnianqian,sumuxuebushendieruhuokengzhong,beishaodemianmuquanfei,congrenjianxishiyixiazibianchenglerenjianchoulou。

meiyoudejueshirongmao,sumuxueyebeituixialenvshendeshentan,biandewurenwenjin,shenzhishitanzhisebian,jinjieyuanzhi。

jintianshisujiaweisumuxuezhaoxuderizi,suiranxiyinlezhongduodemuguang,danmeiyousheiyuanyiquyigechounv,genghekuanghaishiyaodangyigeshangmennvxuni。

“ai,zhaoxudexiaoxidoufangchuqujigeyuele,danjintianquemeiyouyigeyuanyishangmendea。”dixiaderenyilunfenfen,yaotoutanxi,“kanlaisumuxuezhinengshouyibeizihuogualou。”

“sheiyuanyiquyigechounvya?nimentingshuolema,zheicizhaoxudahuiqishishisumuxuededaboanpaide,jiushixiangyaojiejibasumuxueganchusujia。”

“zheigeshihousheihuishedequdangsujiadeshangmennvxu?”

啊——

huranjian,yishengzhangxiaozhishengshunjianxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyili。

嘭!

zhitingjianyishengmenxiang,yidaorenyingjingrancongjiudiandedingcengdieluolexialai,zhenghaozazaizhaoxuwutaidezhengzhongxin。

“zenmehuishi,yourentiaolou?”

zheituruqilaidebiangu,xiyinlesuoyourendemuguang,fenfenweilongleguoqu。

zhijianwutaizhongyang,yigenianqingrenzhengpazaidishang,toushanghaimaozheheiyan,fangfoshibeileijileyiyang,shenshangdeyifuyebeishaojiaole。

“zhei……zheishisheiya?”

“tabuhuishuaisileba?”

zhouweiderenjulongleguoqu,taitoukanlekanjiudianlouceng,anziyaotoutanxi。

zhengzhengsanshisancenggaolou,congdingcengdiaoxialai,jiusuanshitie,yedebeishuaibianxingba?

“hu……made,guoranyoushibaile!”

zhengdangzhouweirenyilundeshihou,neigenianqingrenquehuranzhanleqilai,huleyikouzhuoqi,manlianquhei。

“ta,ta,tameisi?!!”

jiantajingranzhanleqilai,zhouweiderenshunjiandajing,fenfenhoutui。

congzheimegaodeloudiaoxialai,jingranmeiyoushuaisi?!

这也太离谱了吧?

“ququzheidiangaodu,jiuxiangshuaisixiaoye,haodaiwoyeshizixiaodadidedatudi,yaoshishuaisizailezheier,neiwozheijiuwannianqibushibaihuole?”

tingdaozhouweirendejingtan,nianqingrenpielepiezui,yanzhongshanguoleyisibuxie。

yexuan,diqiushangdexiushenzhe,gengzhunquedeshuoshidiqiushangzuihouyigexiuzhenzhe。

jiuwannianqian,tagensuishifuzixiaodadixiulianqiuxian,yupangu,nvwaweiyou,qizhulong,zuohuofeng,fengguangwuxian。

zhikexi,yexuantianshengjiushiyigeguaitai,hetatongqideshixiongshijieyigeyigedoufeishengchengxianle,dantaqueshizhongdubuguotianjie,wufajinruxiandao。

liuwannianqian,zixiaodadibazijizuixiaodetudisongruxiandaohou,yebudebulikaidiqiule,ercongneiyihou,yexuanyejiuchenglezheigediqiushangzuihoudeyigexiuzhenzhe。

linxingqian,zixiaodadijiangzijidedumenjuexuezhangshengjuechuanshoujileyexuan,baotazhangshengbusi,binggaosutazhiyouzhaodaomingzhongyuandingzhiren,cainenggoujiekaitamingyundezhigu,huodededaochengxiandejihui。

yexuanzaidiqiushangshenghuolezhengzhengliuwannian,yizhizaixunzhaotamingzhongdeyuandingzhiren,zhikexigenbenmeiyoubandianzongji,tashenzhihuaiyi,shifushibushizaipianta。

zaizheiliuwannianli,yexuanmeiyiniandouhuichangshiyicifeisheng,danwuyiliwai,quanbudoushibaile。

zuotianwanshang,tianleijuding,bainianrishi,shinandedefeishengjihui。

yushi,yexuanbianzaijiangbeijiuloudingcengxiangyaofeishengdujie,danzuizhonghaishishibaile,beitianleijilegetouxinliang,zhijiehunmileguoqu。

dengtaxinglaideshihou,dongdanleyixiashenzi,huanghujianbiancongdingcengdiaolexialai,yebianyouleganggangdezheiyimu。

yexuanyaohuangleyixianaodai,ganjuedaohaiyouxiehunchen,buyoudedidiguleyiju:“nandaoxiaoyedexiuweituibulema?”

“jingranbeitianleijiyunleguoqu,zhenshidiurena。”

yexuanxiangzhe,zhuanshenjiuyaolikai,gangtaiqitui,pangbianhuranshenchuleyizhishou,lazhuletadegebo。

yexuanhuitouyikan,shiyigezhongnianren,jianzuihousai,yikanjiubushishenmeshanxiang。

“nixiangganshenme?”yexuanzhouleyixiameitou。

“xiaoxiongdi,zaixiasushijie,shisujiaren。”zhongnianrentingdunleyixia,shuodao,“xiaoxiongdi,buzhinishinalirenya?”

“diqiuren,wujiawushi,sihaipiaobo。”

“e?”tingdaoyexuandehua,sushijiedunshiyanqianyiliang,zuijiaobuzijuedigouqileyisixiaoyi,“neikezhenshitaiyouyuanle,jianzhishitianyia。”

“nidaodixiangganshenme?”yexuanbeisushijielachezhe,mingxianyouxiebushuangle,“wohaiyoushier,biedanwuwoshijian。”

“bububu,xiaoxiongdi,nikezhizheilishishenmedifang?”

sushijiesihaomeiyoulicaiyexuandelengyi,“zheilishiwoweiwozhinvzhaoxudedifang,niconggaoloudiaoxialai,haofawushang,erqiezhengzhongwutaizhongxin,zheishitianzuodeyuanfenya。”

sushijieshuohuadeshihou,tashenhouderenyijinglachezheyigenvrenzouleshanglai,chuanzhehongsedehunsha,lianshangdaizhemianju,zouluyeshiyiqueyiquede。

“xiaoxiongdi,nijiushiwosujiatianxuandenvxu,zheishiwodezhinvsumuxue,congjinwanghounimenjiushifuqile。”

什么?!

yexuanwenyan,liansedunshitiaoleyixia。

这他喵的什么情况?

wojingranbeiyijiefanrenanpaichengleshangmennvxu?

yexuanpiaoleyiyanxinniang,yiyanbiankanchulailesumuxuedequexian。

yinggaishishoulezhongshang,mianmuquanfei,shentidejingmaiyedashouchuangshang,liuxialecanji。

“我没兴趣。”

yexuanshouhuilezijideshou,yanshenyipiao,sihuyunhanzhewuxiandexingchen,haohandedahai,“biedangwodelu,nimenchengdanbuqihouguo!”

lijingjiuwannian,yexuancenghexishitiaowu,kanguodiaochanwujian,hezhaojunchangtanguoxingchen,danyexuanduitamendoumeiyoubandiandexinsi。

nvren,douzhishitayanqiandeguoke。

rujin,yexuanzaoyixinruzhishui,zenmekenengliuzaizheiliheyigechounvchenghun?

“啊额……”

yexuankuabuyuzou,huranjian,ganjuedaoxiongkouchuanlaiyizhenzhuotong。

yexuanditouyikan,jingshixiongqiandeyupeifanqileguangmang。

neishishifuliujitadeyupei!

zhiyouyudaoyuandingzhiren,yupeicaihuibeijihuo!

yexuanmengrantingzhulejiaobu,huoranhuitou,muguangshunjiansuozailesumuxuedeshenshang,tongkongzhouranshousuo。

nandao……tashiwomingzhongyuandingzhiren?