第5章

dujingyundizhetou:“ma,woyemeixiangdaoshiqinghuibianchengzheiyang,ninxiaoxiaoqi,zanmenzaixiangqiangqitadebanfa。”

liumunudao:“hainengyoushenmebanfa?xinniangzidouzoule,douguainizheigefeiwu,yaobushinibamaneilianggelaobusidebulaibangmang,nengrechuzheimedademafanma?”

dujingyunbeixundexianggesunzi,daqidoubuganchu,xinliduiduzhonghelinqingrudeyuanhengengshenle。

yuemushuodedui,yaobushibamabulailiujiacunbangmang,tajiubuhuibeiliujiarenrucixiluo。

dujingyunliangkouzilianwanfandoumeichi,jiubeiliujiarenjiganlechulai。

liangrenhuidaodujiashi,duzhongfuqihedujingfeng、zhangshenzigangchiwanwanfan,dujingfengzhengzaishoushiwankuai。

dujingyunyijinmenjiuganjinkaikou:“laoer,xianbieshoushi,wohenidasaohaimeichifanni,qujiwomentianliangwanfan。”

duzhonglenglengpieledujingyunheliuhuiyingyiyan,“laoda,nimenliangkouzibushiquliujiachixilema?zenmeezheduzihuilaile?

nimenbuhuishiquliujiadangleyitianniuma,lianfandoumeilaozheyikouba?

aiyo!zheiliujiayetaibushidongxile,xiangyaomaerpao,haibujimaerchicao,zheishibubawomendujiarendangrena?”

linqingruxiaodemanlianfengci:“laodua!nixiangshani?liujiayaoshibadujiaderendangren,hainengrangzijidenvernvxuqudangniuma?zheishirennengganchulaideshima?”

dujingyunheizhelian:“ma,nihaihaoyisishuofenglianghua,yaobushiyinweinihewobameiqubangmang,meirenzhangshao,liujiaxinqudexinxifudouqidepaohuiniangjiale。”

“hehehehahahaha......”linqingruzhijiexiaodeqianyanghouhe:“aiyo!xiaosiwole,neimedageliujiacunjiuzhaobuchulaiyigenengzhangshaoderen?

haiyinweiwomenlaoliangkoumeiqubangmang,xinniangzipaole,zheishuochuqubuderangrenxiaodiaodayaa?”

liuhuiyingzhizhelinqingrudama:“jiushiyinweinimenlianggelaobuside,wodixifupaole,nimenyaoshibujiwomenliujiayigejiaodai,wojiuhenierzilihun,rangnierzidayibeiziguanggun。”

dujingfengzhizheliuhuiyinglengshengkaikou:“dasao,niruoshizaiganmabamayiju,wosilannidechouzui!”

liuhuiyingrutongyizhifanudemugou:“laoer,nijiwobizui,nisuangeshenmedongxi?ganyongnidegouzhuazizhizhewo?”

“pa”deyishengcuixiang,linqingruqishenjiushuaileliuhuiyingyibazhang。

“niyousuangeshenmedongxi?laoniangshibushishuoguo?nishilaonianghuaqianquhuilaide,danglaoniangdeerxifu,jiujilaoniangnachudianerxifudeyang,fouze,bieguailaoniangduinibukeqi!”

dujingyunyijingedemeiliqichaojiale,youqiwulidedao:“laoer,wobushirangniqutianliangwanfanma?nilongle?”

duzhonglengshengdao:“nihenixifuquchixi,jialimeizuonimendefan,xiangchizijiquzuoqu。

jingfengzhishinidedidi,bushinideyongren,yihou,nishaozhishita。”

dujingyunkelianxixidezailinqingrushenbiandunxia,lazhetadeshoubeidao:“ma,nijiujiwohehuiyingzuodianfanba,xiawanmianyexing。”

linqingrushuaikaidujingyun:“nimenliangkouzishicanlehaishitanle?nimenzijibuhuiquzuoma?

haiyou,jirannimenliangkouzihuilaile,wozhenghaoyougeshiqingtongzhinimenyixia。

nimenlianggejiehunyeyijingyinianduole,chenglilenimenzijidexiaojiating。

mingtianbacunzhangqinglai,bajiafenleba,nimenliangkouzifenchuqudanguo。”

dujingyunliangkouzidajingshise。

liuhuiyingtuokouerchu:“buxing,womenbufenjia。”

duzhongyipaizhuozi:“bufenjia,yebushibukeyi,yihouzanmenjiadehuofenkaigan,gezifuzedehuoganbuwan,jiubiehuilaichifan。

haiyou,nimenzhengdeqianquandoujiaojinimatongyiguanlifenpei。

sheiyaoshiganzhongbaosinang,neijiugunchudujia!”

liuhuiyingyitingzhanbudaorenhebianyi,limabuganle。

“buxing,wobutongyi。”

duzhongwen:“nipingshenmebutongyi?zenme?zhanbudaobianyijiubuganle?

e,nimenliangkouzizhixiangchibuxiangganhuo?

neiyaobuyaowohenimazaowansanzhuxiangbanimenjigongqilai?”

dujingyunjile,tahexifubuguanfenbufenchuqudanguo,tamenliangkouzidoubuhuiyouhaoriziguo。

yanxialiuhuiyingdedixifushengqihuileniangjia,zheishihaibuzhidaogairuhejiejueni?

meiyoufumubangmang,jinpingtaheliuhuiyinglianggeren,genbenbukenengjiangzheijianshiqingwanmeijiejue。

dujingyunshuo:“ma,xianzainengbunengbutifenjiadeshiqing?

huiyingdedixishengqihuileniangjia,woyuemufahuale,ruoshizheijianshiqingbujitayigejiaodai,tajiuyaohuiyinghewolihun。

ma,niyidingburenxinkanzheerzilihunbianchengguanggunba?”

linqingruyanpidoumeitaiyixia:“nilibulihunguanwoshenmeshi?

wohenibayijinghuaqianjinibaxifuquhuilaile,riziguochengshenmeyangshinimenliangkouzideshiqing。

wohenibazongbunengjinimencayibeizi**ba?

dengwohenibadongbuledeneiyitian,nimenliangkouzishibushiquwagekengtangkenglidengsia?”

“ma,nijintianshibushichicuoyaole?congzaoshangdaoxianzaidoubuduijing。”

“heng!nimawobushichicuoyaole,shichigoukule,yihoujialidefannimenxiangchijiuzijizuo,laoniangbusihoule。”

liuhuiyingweixiedao:“ma,nixianzaibubangwomen,dengnilaole,kebiezhiwangwomenjiniyanglao。”

“aiyoyoyo,zhiwangnimenliangkouzijiwomenyanglao,pashiyaohuohuoesidongsiyo,wokebuganzhiwangnimen。”

duzhongdiantoufuhe:“woyebuzhiwang,zhiwangnimenliangkouzi,wohaiburuzhiwanglaoerni。

fenjiadeshiqingjiuzheimedingle,mingtianbixufenjia,yihouwohenimajiugenlaoerguo。

laoer,bawankuaishoushile,ranhoujinwu,wohenimayoushigennishangliang。”

dujingfengzhongzhongdiantou:“haodeba,wozheijiushoushi。”

“haiyou,niyihoujilaoziyingqidian,zaizheigejia,chulewohenima,bieshenmerendouduinihulaihequde,nibuqianrenheren。”

“知道了。”

dujingfengdianlediantou,duanzhewanquxiwanqule。

dujingyunyankuanghongle,“ma,wohehuiyingzhendehaimeichifan,nijiujiwomennongdianchideba!”

linqingruqishenchongjinchufang,naleyibacaidaochulai。

“lai,baniliangdeshouduole,laoniangjiujinimenzuofan。”

shuowan,linqingrujuqicaidaojiuwangliuhuiyingyoushoushouwanpiqu。

dujingyunheliuhuiyinghedelianlianhoutui。

“ma,nilaizhende?”dujingyunhuzheliuhuiyingdao。

“sheigennimennaozhewanle?youshoubuzuofan,liuzhegansha?”