dujingyundizhetou:“ma,woyemeixiangdaoshiqinghuibianchengzheiyang,ninxiaoxiaoqi,zanmenzaixiangqiangqitadebanfa。”
liumunudao:“hainengyoushenmebanfa?xinniangzidouzoule,douguainizheigefeiwu,yaobushinibamaneilianggelaobusidebulaibangmang,nengrechuzheimedademafanma?”
dujingyunbeixundexianggesunzi,daqidoubuganchu,xinliduiduzhonghelinqingrudeyuanhengengshenle。
yuemushuodedui,yaobushibamabulailiujiacunbangmang,tajiubuhuibeiliujiarenrucixiluo。
dujingyunliangkouzilianwanfandoumeichi,jiubeiliujiarenjiganlechulai。
liangrenhuidaodujiashi,duzhongfuqihedujingfeng、zhangshenzigangchiwanwanfan,dujingfengzhengzaishoushiwankuai。
dujingyunyijinmenjiuganjinkaikou:“laoer,xianbieshoushi,wohenidasaohaimeichifanni,qujiwomentianliangwanfan。”
duzhonglenglengpieledujingyunheliuhuiyingyiyan,“laoda,nimenliangkouzibushiquliujiachixilema?zenmeezheduzihuilaile?
nimenbuhuishiquliujiadangleyitianniuma,lianfandoumeilaozheyikouba?
aiyo!zheiliujiayetaibushidongxile,xiangyaomaerpao,haibujimaerchicao,zheishibubawomendujiarendangrena?”
linqingruxiaodemanlianfengci:“laodua!nixiangshani?liujiayaoshibadujiaderendangren,hainengrangzijidenvernvxuqudangniuma?zheishirennengganchulaideshima?”
dujingyunheizhelian:“ma,nihaihaoyisishuofenglianghua,yaobushiyinweinihewobameiqubangmang,meirenzhangshao,liujiaxinqudexinxifudouqidepaohuiniangjiale。”
“hehehehahahaha......”linqingruzhijiexiaodeqianyanghouhe:“aiyo!xiaosiwole,neimedageliujiacunjiuzhaobuchulaiyigenengzhangshaoderen?
haiyinweiwomenlaoliangkoumeiqubangmang,xinniangzipaole,zheishuochuqubuderangrenxiaodiaodayaa?”
liuhuiyingzhizhelinqingrudama:“jiushiyinweinimenlianggelaobuside,wodixifupaole,nimenyaoshibujiwomenliujiayigejiaodai,wojiuhenierzilihun,rangnierzidayibeiziguanggun。”
dujingfengzhizheliuhuiyinglengshengkaikou:“dasao,niruoshizaiganmabamayiju,wosilannidechouzui!”
liuhuiyingrutongyizhifanudemugou:“laoer,nijiwobizui,nisuangeshenmedongxi?ganyongnidegouzhuazizhizhewo?”
“pa”deyishengcuixiang,linqingruqishenjiushuaileliuhuiyingyibazhang。
“niyousuangeshenmedongxi?laoniangshibushishuoguo?nishilaonianghuaqianquhuilaide,danglaoniangdeerxifu,jiujilaoniangnachudianerxifudeyang,fouze,bieguailaoniangduinibukeqi!”
dujingyunyijingedemeiliqichaojiale,youqiwulidedao:“laoer,wobushirangniqutianliangwanfanma?nilongle?”
duzhonglengshengdao:“nihenixifuquchixi,jialimeizuonimendefan,xiangchizijiquzuoqu。
jingfengzhishinidedidi,bushinideyongren,yihou,nishaozhishita。”
dujingyunkelianxixidezailinqingrushenbiandunxia,lazhetadeshoubeidao:“ma,nijiujiwohehuiyingzuodianfanba,xiawanmianyexing。”
linqingrushuaikaidujingyun:“nimenliangkouzishicanlehaishitanle?nimenzijibuhuiquzuoma?
haiyou,jirannimenliangkouzihuilaile,wozhenghaoyougeshiqingtongzhinimenyixia。
nimenlianggejiehunyeyijingyinianduole,chenglilenimenzijidexiaojiating。
mingtianbacunzhangqinglai,bajiafenleba,nimenliangkouzifenchuqudanguo。”
dujingyunliangkouzidajingshise。
liuhuiyingtuokouerchu:“buxing,womenbufenjia。”
duzhongyipaizhuozi:“bufenjia,yebushibukeyi,yihouzanmenjiadehuofenkaigan,gezifuzedehuoganbuwan,jiubiehuilaichifan。
haiyou,nimenzhengdeqianquandoujiaojinimatongyiguanlifenpei。
sheiyaoshiganzhongbaosinang,neijiugunchudujia!”
liuhuiyingyitingzhanbudaorenhebianyi,limabuganle。
“buxing,wobutongyi。”
duzhongwen:“nipingshenmebutongyi?zenme?zhanbudaobianyijiubuganle?
e,nimenliangkouzizhixiangchibuxiangganhuo?
neiyaobuyaowohenimazaowansanzhuxiangbanimenjigongqilai?”
dujingyunjile,tahexifubuguanfenbufenchuqudanguo,tamenliangkouzidoubuhuiyouhaoriziguo。
yanxialiuhuiyingdedixifushengqihuileniangjia,zheishihaibuzhidaogairuhejiejueni?
meiyoufumubangmang,jinpingtaheliuhuiyinglianggeren,genbenbukenengjiangzheijianshiqingwanmeijiejue。
dujingyunshuo:“ma,xianzainengbunengbutifenjiadeshiqing?
huiyingdedixishengqihuileniangjia,woyuemufahuale,ruoshizheijianshiqingbujitayigejiaodai,tajiuyaohuiyinghewolihun。
ma,niyidingburenxinkanzheerzilihunbianchengguanggunba?”
linqingruyanpidoumeitaiyixia:“nilibulihunguanwoshenmeshi?
wohenibayijinghuaqianjinibaxifuquhuilaile,riziguochengshenmeyangshinimenliangkouzideshiqing。
wohenibazongbunengjinimencayibeizi**ba?
dengwohenibadongbuledeneiyitian,nimenliangkouzishibushiquwagekengtangkenglidengsia?”
“ma,nijintianshibushichicuoyaole?congzaoshangdaoxianzaidoubuduijing。”
“heng!nimawobushichicuoyaole,shichigoukule,yihoujialidefannimenxiangchijiuzijizuo,laoniangbusihoule。”
liuhuiyingweixiedao:“ma,nixianzaibubangwomen,dengnilaole,kebiezhiwangwomenjiniyanglao。”
“aiyoyoyo,zhiwangnimenliangkouzijiwomenyanglao,pashiyaohuohuoesidongsiyo,wokebuganzhiwangnimen。”
duzhongdiantoufuhe:“woyebuzhiwang,zhiwangnimenliangkouzi,wohaiburuzhiwanglaoerni。
fenjiadeshiqingjiuzheimedingle,mingtianbixufenjia,yihouwohenimajiugenlaoerguo。
laoer,bawankuaishoushile,ranhoujinwu,wohenimayoushigennishangliang。”
dujingfengzhongzhongdiantou:“haodeba,wozheijiushoushi。”
“haiyou,niyihoujilaoziyingqidian,zaizheigejia,chulewohenima,bieshenmerendouduinihulaihequde,nibuqianrenheren。”
“知道了。”
dujingfengdianlediantou,duanzhewanquxiwanqule。
dujingyunyankuanghongle,“ma,wohehuiyingzhendehaimeichifan,nijiujiwomennongdianchideba!”
linqingruqishenchongjinchufang,naleyibacaidaochulai。
“lai,baniliangdeshouduole,laoniangjiujinimenzuofan。”
shuowan,linqingrujuqicaidaojiuwangliuhuiyingyoushoushouwanpiqu。
dujingyunheliuhuiyinghedelianlianhoutui。
“ma,nilaizhende?”dujingyunhuzheliuhuiyingdao。
“sheigennimennaozhewanle?youshoubuzuofan,liuzhegansha?”