第5章 两小魔王想干架

situyuxinzhonghaoxiao,tazheididiyejiuzhiyouyudaomoqingxincaihuibeiqidetiaojiao,liangrenjianmianbushichaoshangyijiajiushidashangyijia,dajiadouxiguanle。

fanzhengdoushitaliangnaozhewande,yebuhuixiazhongshou,dajiayejiusuitamennaoqule。

yankantamenyoukuaiyaodaqilaile,moqingnankanlesituyuyiyan,yisishi:nikuaiqua!zaibukuaidiannidiyouyaobeizoule。

zheiyatoujiushiyigexiaomonv,pidegengenanhaiziside,yebuzhizenmehuishi,zheiyatouchuledieniangnengjiangdezhuyiwaijiuzhiyousituyule,zhiyaosituyuyifahuatajiuguaidexiangzhixiaomaoside,haizhenshiyiwujiangyiwua!

moqingxingensituruichabuduoda。

situyudun**zifuzhexiaodekuaidaoxiademoqingxinwendao:“xinerhenxihuanmeimeima?”

moqingxintingjiansituyudewenhuayebuxiaole,dianzhexiaonaodaitiantianshuodao:“shia!wohenxihuanmeimei!”

“danmeimeixianzaihaitaixiaole,bixuyaoliuzainiangqinshenbian,niyaoshibatabaohuinijialile,takanbujianniangqinhuihenshangxin。niyebuxiangkandaotabukaixintiantiankunaoba!”

moqingxinxiangyebuxiangdeyaotoudao:“buxiang。”tayoubuxiangmeimeibukaixin,dantayouhaoxianggenmeimeizaiyiqiwan,xinlihaojiujiea!zheiyaozenmebanbanni!

situyukanzhetadexiaolianzhidaotazaixiangshenme,jiezheduitawenroudixiaodao:“womenjialideyebuyuan,niyaoshixiangmeimeilekeyiranglingyidainiguolaide,dengmeimeizaizhangdaxienihaikeyidaizhetayiqiwanni!”

moqingxinyuetingyanjingyueliang:“shie!wokeyijingchangguolaizhaomeimeia!”tazhenben,tazenmejiumeixiangdaoni。

moqingnanfue,kandaomeimeizheimekuaijiubeisituyujihonghaoxinlicule,tazenmeganjuetameimeizhiyaoshizaisituyumianqianjiuhuibiandebenbendeni!

“haoba!xinerdoutingyugegede。”shuowanhaizhuantouduizhesituruizuolegeguilian。

tazuixihuanyugegele,yugegeduitahenhao,xiaodeyehenwenrou。

moqingxinzheishibazigeqingejiwangle,yaoshitazheihuarangmoqingnantingdaodinghuidantaetoushuo:nizheixiaomeiliangxinde,nidagewoduinibuhaoma?duinibuwenrouma?

situyukanzhetaneihongdududeliandanshanzheguangliang,jiuxiangjiuyuelishutouledepingguoyiyang。xindaodengmeimeizhangdayidingyeshigenxinermeimeiyiyangkeai!

situlingkandaozheichangxiaonaojuduizijizhangdahoudeshenghuogengqidaile,tebieshigenzijiaergechaojiadexiaojiejie,zheixinggetaxihuan。

situyutamenxianzaizenmedouxiangbudaojianglaizheiliangda“monv”bajingchenggaodeqiansuoweiyouderenao,rangbaixingduitamenshiyouaiyou“hen”。

congtamenjinlaishisitulingkandaomoqingnandezhangxiangchabuduojiucaichutamenjiushimojiadeshaoyehexiaojiele。

yinweimolingyunqianduanshijianlaiguozhenguogongfu,tadiehaibaozhetazaimolingyunmianqianchuixuguo,zheimoqingnanjianzhishimolingyundesuoxiaoban。

lingwaineigexiaojiejiexingnangong,yinggaijiushinangongjiadexiaojie,zhangdeyehenpiaoliang,wenroudafang。

nangongzixuanhaiyougedidi,yinweitaixiaolemeigenzhetamenyiqilai,zheidoushipingshitingliangweigegeliaotianshizhidaode。

zheigudaizhendeshishengchanshuaigemeinva!zheixiakeyiyibaoyanfule。

situlingkanjianzheiliangweixiaojiejiehouturanxiangdaoyijuhua,zheishijinshuiloutaixiandeyuea!

tadaoshiyaobuyaochenzhetamendouxiaobatalianggehongguolaidangtadedasaoheersaoni?

aiyou,xiangxiangdouhaowan,tazheixiayeyaoshishikandanghongniangshishenmeganjuede。

dangzhenshiyoutazheigemeimeizaishou,gegequxifubuyongchou,tazheigezuomeimeidehenbucuoba!

situlingxinlixiangzhedajihua,wuliuliudedayanjingkankanzheigekankanneige,youyuxiangdetairushenlexiaoshoushenjinzuibalixidejiujiuxiang,koushuizhanshileweidoudoubuzizhi,haizaineiliyibianxiangyibianxiao。

“lingermeimeibiechishoule,henzangde。”nangongzixuanxiaoxinyiyidibasituxinglingdexiaoshoucongzuilinachulai。

ranhoucongzijidehuailinachuyitiaoxiaojinpa,xiaoxindijitacaganjingkoushui。

ergesituruitanguoxiaoxiaodenaodai,dalianglesitulingyiyan,zhangguqilianjiadunang:“dage,meimeizenmelaoshichishouzhiliukoushui,haiyigejingdizaineishaxiao?zenmekanqilaihaoxiangshashade?”

zhengzaixiangzhezenmejiliangweigegeguaixifu,zijizhangdahouchuqupaogeshuaige,haiyaodaojianghushangchuangdangyifandesitulingtingdaoergedehuadengshiqingxingleguolai,zhangdaleyanjingyiyiyaya。

**,tajuranshuotasha,nicaishani,niquanjiadou……ting

situlingmengle,tagangcaixiangshuoshenmele,peipeipei,bunengshuo,neiyangtayebaokuozaineini,zheierhuogegeqisitale。

“nihushuoshenmeni?zenmekeyishuomeimeisha,taxianzaizhishigeyingerbale!xiaoxintajizhuledaoshizhaonisuanzhang。”dageyifujiaoxundididemoyang,xiaoxiaodenianjiyansuzheyizhangxiaolianyijingyoujifenfanerle。

situruitingledagedehuahouxiaodao:“gegenibiepianwo,meimeihaineimexiaozenmekenenghuijizhu。”

shuowanbufangxinyoudixiaxiaonaodaiduizhesitulingshuo:“meimei,niqianwanbiedangzhena!ergezhishishuozhewande……”

situlingbatouniudaoyibianqu,bulita。

heng!wanle,nishuodehuawodoujizhule。

nizheierhuogege,nidexifuermeiyoule,yaoquzijizhaoqu,daoshiwojinijieshaogecunguxingde,heng!

sheizhijiushitazheisuikouyishuohaizhenbeitashuozhongle,jiuyinweisituruishuoleyijusitulingshibushisha,nongdetawanghoukemeishaobeizheimeimeikeng,zheidoushihouhua。

situruibeisitulingzheidongzuonongdeyilengyilengde:“dage,meimeibuhuishizhendenengtingdongwoshuodehuaba?ta,meimeitabuliwole。”kuzheyizhangxiaoliandao。

fangneijirendoubeitashuozheihuajidoulele。

fuyourancongwaimianerlai,zhenghaojiandaojigexiaojiahuoweizaiyaochuangbianshangwandeliandanertonghong,buyoudewenrouerxiao

tashiyiyizhihouzaiyipangdelimamahecuizhubuyaochusheng,fuyouranfangqingjiaobuzouguoqu,xiangzhanguoqutingtingtamendouzailiaoxieshenme。

danhaimeizouguoqujiubeizijidedaerzifaxianle。

“娘亲”

nangongzixuantamentingdaosituyujiao“niangqin”jiuzhidaoshisheilaile,tamenzhuanguoshenyiqijiaolesheng“fuyi”

“guai,nimendouzaigenmeimeiliaoshenmela?”fuyouranqingqingqialeqiasituruipanghuhudexiaolian:“ruier,nishibushigaijianfeile!”

duiyuzheixiexiaobeifuyourandouhenxihuan,bushuojijiaguanxibenjiuhao,danshuotamengegedouhenyouxiu,haihendongshi,tebieditaorenxihuan。

“噗嗤!”几声。

“哈哈哈!”

moqingxinxiaodeqianfuhouyang,xiaoshouzhizhesiturui:“pangrui,nihaibuchengrennizijipang,lianfuyidoujiaonijianfeile,hahaha,xiaosibenxiaojiele。”

situruiduzhexiaozuikanzhefuyouran:“niangqin,lianniyexianqiruier。”

fuyourankanzheerzineiyouyuandexiaoyanshenyipianmimang,tashenmeshihouxianqierzile。

zuihouhaishisituyujifuyouranbagangcaideshishuoleyibian。

lejieguohoufuyouranpielesituruiyiyanmeihaoqidao:“niangqinzheibushixianqini,bushinizhiqianshuoguoyaogenqingnangegetamenyiqixuewuma?”