第3章吓尿了
lianggexiaoshihou，wuyuanzhuzhongyuhuidaolejiafujin。
tadejiazaijiangchengjiaoqudeyizuozaochuanchangdelaojiusushequli，cengjingdezaochuanchangwubirenao，youzheshangwangongren，rujinqueyinweixiaoyibuhao，henduorenlikaile。
zaochuanchangdeneibu，cishixiandehenanjing。
danwuyuanzhukanzhezhouweishuxidehuanjing，haishirenbuzhujidongleqilai。
qinianjunlvshengya，yinianjunshijian，yijingguoqubanianle，tazaojiukaishixiangjiale！
takaishiyishidao，zaizheigeshijieshang，zhiyouqinrenyujia，caishitazuizhongdegangwan。
erzheixienian，takuiqianzheigejiataiduotaiduole。
wuyuanzhuhuandehuanshidexiangzhe，zhongyuhuidaolejiamenqian，kanzheshuxidejiamen，wuyuanzhuganjueshentiyouxiezhandou。
lingwaiyinshuduan，jingdongfulichun。jinxiangqinggengqie，buganwenlairen！
wuyuanzhushenxiyikouqi，gangxiangtuimenjinqu，queturantingdaolimianyouchaonaosheng。
“wulaotou，wojintianjiubahualiaozaizheili，bupeiwoshiwan，yihounijiabiexiangyouhaoriziguo！madejilianbuyaolianshiba！”
“hunzhang！nizheishiezha！”
“chi！laodongxi，laozijintianhaijiuezhanile，zenmede？！”
“你！”
“nishenmeni！ninverdalewo，woxianzaisanjinaozhendang，lugushousun！peishiwanzheishilejie！buranbieguaiwobukeqi！”
“ni！nizheiyiyuanzhengmingshijiade，nigenbenjiumeishoushang！”
“neiwobuguan，woshuowoshoushangleneijiushishoushangle，nimenbixudepeiqian！xiangbupeiqianyexing，heihei，rangwuyouyoupeiwoshuiyiwanshangjiukeyile，nimenhainengdegebianyinvxu。”
“hunzhang！gun！nigun！”
wuyuanzhutingdaolimiandechaonaosheng，dunshizhenggerendoufennule。
tamengdetuikaifangmenzoulejinqu。
cishixiazhaideketingzhong，zhengyouyiqunwugeqingnian，jiangtadefumuweizhu。
lingtoude，shigeyiliandiaoerlangdangdehuangmao，tadenaodaishangsuiyibangzheshabu，yiliandexiaozhangbahubiaoqing。
wuyuanzhuyinyudeshuangyanjindingzheta，dihoudao：“**dezhaosi！”
zheiyike，wuyuanzhumouzhongchongmanleshayi，zheigedipiyibandeqingnian，juranpaodaojialilaiezha，konghezijifumu！
shenzhi，haiyaorangtameimeipeitashuiyiwan！
zheiyijingchupengdaolewuyuanzhudedixianyunilin，wuyuanzhushunjianzhale！
“远诛！”
“儿子！”
zheishi，liangshengjinghuxiangqi，fumuyilianjidongdekanzhewuyuanzhu。
wuyuanzhuzuijiaozhandoudekanzhefumu。
tadefuqinwuzhengming，jintiancaiwushiduosui，dancishiqueyijingshuangbinbanbai，wuyuanzhuhaijidebanianqian，qinzisongtaqudangbingdefuqin，shineimedeyiqifengfa！
而今，却老了。
muqintangsuyeyiyang，fasizhongyeyoulvlvbanbai，yanjiaoduolexuduoyuweiwen，yijingmanshisuiyuedehenji。
父母，都老了！
wuyuanzhuzuijiaozhandou，ganjuewubideyayiyunanshou。
erketingzhongdehuangmao，jiandaowuyuanzhujinlai，dunshitiaoletiaomei。
taehenhendekaikoudao：“xiaozi，nishiwulaotoudeerzi？neinihuilaidezhenghao，nimeimeidashanglewo，peilaozishiwanzheishilejie，buranlaozirangnimenhaokan！”
wuyuanzhuwenyan，yanshenshunjianbiandewubibingleng。
tafangxiashouzhongdexingli，lengzhelianyibubudezouxianghuangmao。
“你在找死！”
shuowan，wuyuanzhubudenghuangmaofanying，turanjiudongle。
xiediyudibanmocafachucierdeshengxiang，wuyuanzhudeshentirulixianzhijianyiban，shunjianjiuchuxianzailehuangmaodeshenqian。
tayishenshou，bianyongzuoshouqiazhulehuangmaodebozi，jiangtazhenggerentileqilai。
huangmaoyilianjingkong，pinmingdezhengzha，shuangshouxiangyaobaikaiwuyuanzhudeshouzhang，danrenpingtaruheyongli，doulianyigenshouzhidoubaibukai，fanerganjuebeiyueguyuejin，rangtananyihuxi。
erzheishi，tadetongbanfanyingguolaile。
“**fangkaizhangshao！”sirenchongxianglewuyuanzhu，xiangyaojiuhuangmao。
wuyuanzhuyishenglengheng，taiqijiaojiushiyichuai，dunshijiangyigechongdezuikuaideqingnianchuaifeichuqu，zhongzhongdezazaiqiangshang，zuijiaokexue。
erwuyuanzhudongzuobuting，youshoutaiqi，henhendeyibazhangpaixia，youjiangdiergeqingnianhenhendepaidaozaidi。
shunjian，zuihoulianggeqingniankongjule，tamenbuganzaichongshangqu，tunletunkoushui，yilianjingkongdekanzhewuyuanzhu。
wuyuanzhuquebuguantamen，jixuyongzuoshouqiazhehuangmao，youshouyidianyidiande，jianghuangmaotoushangdeshabujiekai。
jiekaizhihou，wuyuanzhufaxianshabuzhixia，meiyoushangkoumeiyouxianxue，shenzhiliangubaodoumeiyou，tadunshilenghengyisheng。
zheihuangmao，guoranshiezha！
tashouzhiweiweiyongli，huangmaodunshizhengzhadegengjulie，yinweiwufahuxi，taliansebiedejiangzi，shuangjiaohuluandoudongzhe。
erwuyuanzhuquezaizheishi，turanchouchulefenglidejundao，yongyouheidedaoshen，qingqingdepaidazaihuangmaolianshang。
zaihuangmaojingkongdeshensezhong，wuyuanzhulengdao：“nishuo，woyaozenmechuzhini？shizhijiebanishale？haishiliunibantiaoming？”
huangmaojingkongzhengzha，danbeiqiazhebozitizaikongzhong，nalinengkaikou。
wuyuanzhuchixiaoyisheng，dandandao：“nijiranbushuohua，neiwojiumorendiyigefanganle，nizheiyangde**，haishiquzhunbeixiabeizitoutaiba......”
shuowan，wuyuanzhihuidonglejundao，huixiangletadenaodai......
“yuanzhu，buxuchongdong！”
jiuzaizheishi，wuyuanzhudefuqinwuzhengmingjimangkaikoudao。
wuyuanzhushouzhongdejundaoshunjiantingxia，fenglidedaoren，julihuangmaodenaodaizhiyoujihaomi，jihuyijingjiechudaole。
zaineiyishunjian，huangmaohedeyanzhuzidouchadiandengchulaile，yizhongduisiwangdekongju，rangtaxiashendunshichuanlaiyizhenregan。
居然，吓尿了！
wuyuanzhudunshiyilianxianqidekanzheta，lengshengdao：“suanniyunqihao，wobarangwobuyaochongdong，suoyiwozanshiraoniyiming。”
“danniyaojide，wobabuhuiyizhizaiwoshenbianlazhuwode......”
“suoyi，bietamazailaizhaorewo，qianwanbuyaojiwokansinidejihui！”
“滚吧！”
shuowan，wuyuanzhudiuxiajijiangyaobiesiguoqudehuangmao，renyoujigeqingnian，jiazhejingkongtanruandeta，kuaisudeliqule。
ranhou，wuyuanzhucaizhuantou，yanshenjidongdekanxiangzijidefumu。
taturanzhongzhongdeguilexiaqu，gengyanzhedao：“ba！ma！erzihuilaile！erzibuxiao，rangnimenzheixienianshoukule！”
shuowan，wuyuanzhuzhongzhongkexia。