【恋爱脑回收处】
三山市12中
“ai，nikanqianmianneigeshijianglime？”
“kanzhexianga，tajuranhuixuexiaole，qianyizhenbushitingshuotazaisushenaozishaleme。”
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还有，是药三分毒！
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百分百是武技！
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“笃笃笃”
“进”
jianglituimenjinru，huangjinghehongzheyandehuangxiyijingzuozaineile。
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你觉得怎么样？”
zheishiqinggengqiguaile，yangjinwanzuzu50wan，shierpindanyao，feichanganggui！
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啥意思，切着玩？
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huangxizhendebushiguyide？
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xiaozhangjianjianglidiantoule，manyidexiaole
“duima，nianqingrenbielaoshixiangzhezoujiduan。
jirannitongyile，zhihouhuangjinglaoshihuijinkuaibayangjinwanjinisongguoqu。
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nixianzaizheiqingkuangyecanjiabulele，danxuexiaoyuanyirangniliuyiji，dengniyanghaoleshangzaicanjiaxiayijiegaokao，nijuedezenmeyang？”
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yaobushixiaozhangshuozheishi，tajiuzhijieliujile，hejixunyingzheijianshishuozaijianle。
艹！
chadianjiuhuaiyiqianshendejiyishibushichuxianwentile！
不过……
jianglikanleyanxiaomimidexiaozhang，zheiweiqishiyetingcongmingdea。
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erqiexiaozhangkendingyeduihuangjingjitagaochulaide**fanfeichangbuman，suoyigancuizaizheishihoubazheikeleitiqiandianle，shengdedaoshihouzaitihuangjingbeimafan。
老奸巨猾！
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buguo，xianzaiwentiyebushihenda，yigebozihaishigeguer，jiusuanzhidaoleyouzenmeyang，tanengbunazheikeyaome？
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可……
“wobujieshoutamendetiaojian，zheiji，wobuliu！”
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“neinixiangzenmeyang，jianglitongxuewotixingni，zheiyijingshizuihaodetiaojianle。
xuanzejieshounihaiyouqiantu，yaoshifangqidehua……”
活人能让尿憋死？
tadounengkaiguale，yaoshijiejuebulezheimedianshi，qibushibaichuanyueguolaile！
suoyi，ranghuangjingdeyangmouqusiba！