第一章 穿越傻子

“hong…hong….”zheneryulongdeleishengsiyaojiangzheitiandijianpikai。

xuanyuanguoyuelaikezhanneichaochaorangrang。

“zheishazijingranxiaoxiangqingwang,zhenshibuzhitiangaodihou,buzhidaozijishenmehuosema?”

“shia,chushengbianhaimumingsang,shengxiashishazi,haisimingjiuchanqingwang,zhenshihaoxiao。”

“tingshuozaifulihaijingchangqifutahounianggenmeimei,zhenshiedu。”

chaonao,dihui,buxie,xianqi,eyaneyu,shei?shisheizaichaonao?jutongxilai,anheiguiwangjiannandezhengkaiyanjing,biankanjianweizhetadeshishenzheguaiyideren。

zheishi?wangshulingjingyibuyi,tabushijiehundangchangbeinanyouchuanxinerwang?

“en…”toushashijianjutongbuyi,wangshulingbaozhetoudiyinzhekunnandexiangyaoqishen,yigubushuyutadejiyiqingkexijuanerlai,siyaozhetadeshenjing,tongdetarenbuzhubaozhetouxiangyaozhuangqiang。

“meishiba?”yibingliangdeshengyinxiangzaierbian,chuqideneiyubaozhadetoujingpingjingle。

wangshulinglenghanlinlidetaitou,bianjianyizhidashoushenzaitadeyanqian。

shunzheshouxiangshangkan,yizhangguifushengongdejunlianzhengbinglengdekanzheta。

suiwuwendu,danwangshulingdongletadehaoyi。

zaitabeiwanqiandihuixia,tashanliangdeshenchuyuanshou。tabianshizhenggexuanyuanrenrenyangwangdezhanshenxuanyuanqingyue。

“xiexie。”wangshulingjiuzhetadeshouxiangyaoqishen,daitanchushouqu,caifaxianzijideshouwuzhuobuyi。

zhijiashangqianqibaiguaideyanse,shouxinshoubeijieshidaiyouwuni。

tazuijiaochouchu,chuanyueshazifeicaijiusuanle,chiqingbugaihuachi?yesuanle。diebutengniangzaosijimuhenbudetazaochaosheng?zhengtiannongzhuangyanmochouloufeifan?zheishangtianshikantaqianshishenweianheishashouxianxuezhantaiduo,zheishiyaogaota?

“zheishazijingranganqianzhanshensanwangyedeshou?”

“huachima,sanwangyeshenweixuanyuandiyijunnan,takendingshebudefangguozheigejihui。”

“yejiusanwangyehaoxin。buguosanwangyepingshibulizheixieshide,zenmejinri?”

“sanwangyehaibushikantafengfengdiandiankelian,buranyanshendoubuhuijitayige。”

mianduizhongrendihui,wangshulingbuyu,jiezheshenlaideshouqishen,quemodiliangqiang,xiayishidetachushouzhuaqu,jingwuyijianzhuadaoxuanyuanqingyuedemaibo。

zheiyizhua,wangshulingyileng。taxiayishidexiangyaokaikoushuoxieshenme。quemodixiangqi,zijibuguoyigeshazi,youxiehuayannengchukou。

zhengsicunjian,buxiedehuaxiangqi,wangshulingtaimou,bianjianneicengjinglingwangshulingbenmingdenanrenzhengyongeyideyanshenwurudehuayuzheruta。

“zhuangshenmezhuang?buguoyizhangeryi,haizhennengyaolenideming?”xuanyuanqingxianqidekanzhelangbeibukan,lianshanghongbaiqingzijiaocuoderen,yanyushihenhendeeyi。

xuanyuanqing,shenweiguifeizhizi,dangchaodahuangzi,lunqidudexing,zheshilingrenbuganpingpan。

wangshulingmouguangweizhuan,nizheneimanmandoushixianqideyanshen。yishunjianjingxintongnanren。

xiayishizhoumei,tashenshouwuzhuxiongkou,neizhixiganlingtachuanbuguoqi。

nidangzhenruciai?taruciliangbodaini,nijingshiliansiyelingzheifuquqiaoweiniaiji。

“qingwang,yiliulikan,wangxiaojiezheishixuehuizhuangkelianle。”nangongliulichixiao,qingmiedekanxiangzhuangronggenxueshuihunhezhechouloubukandeshazi。zheiyangderenyegangentazhengqingwang?dangzhenshizibuliangli。

“heng,zhuangyouruhe?benwangshidingbuhuikanshangzheimegecaobaode。”xuanyuanqingtianzhijiaozi,shendehuangshangchongai,beigeshazijiuchanzheimexienian,zaoyiyanfanbuyi。ruofeitabeihoufukediguodecaifu,tazhenhenbudelimaqusongtajianyanwang。

kanbushangtazheige“caobao?”wangshuling,zheijiushiniaidenanren,rucimieshiyuni,nijingliansihaiweitashouxin?nizhenshihaowuzunyankeyan。

beirenjiantayujiaodideai,nisihouruhezaijiannamingshengxianidemuqin?

tong,tong,wangshulinglenghanlinlirenbuzhuwanxiayaoshen。

“keyaoqingdafu?”xuanyuanqingyuebenyuliqu,quejianshenbianderenyiliantongku,bianxiayishidexunwen。

wenwanhouliantazijidouyouxielengshen,cengjiheshi,tajingyexuehuileguanxinbierendesihuo。

“wangshuling…….”anheiguiwangbuzhizheishiwangshulingdezhinianhaishiqianshibeichuanxindehouyizheng,zongzhi,tahenfennu,nudetayaoyaqiechi,taxiandaianheiguiwangheshishouguozheidengweiqu?

zhongrenjiantajutongzhiyu,zijihanzijidemingziyeshiyihuobuyi。

weiyou,anheiguiwangwangshulingzijizhidao,tazheishizaiduizheifuquqiaowangshulingbiaoshibuman。

“niruozainao,woshaleta。”tasoudezhengyanyanjing,ehenhendedingzhexuanyuanqing。

cengjingdeshaziluchumanshishayideyanshen,shuozheliangbodehua,zhongrenjieshiyijing,youqi,xuanyuanqing。

xuanyuanqingyuemouguangshenchen,nizheyanqiandenvzi,modijuedechuanwentaiguoxujia。yanqiandenvzisuiyanyuguguailexie,danmouziqingliang,chuquzangxixideyanzhishuifen,fenmingjiushigeqingchengdemeirener。

xuanyuanqingzhoumei,youyishunjiandeyihuo。

cengjingshuoaitadenvzi,jingehenhendedingzheta,shuoyaoshaleta?

wangshulinghuayingangluo,neixinjijutongbiandanlequ。wangshulingzhoumei,zheizhenshiqianshenliuxiadehouyizheng?shiyishihaishiyishi?

xuanyuanqing?zheiyanggenanren?mide“ni”shenhundiandao,guoranshishazi,zheihuosezhenwuzhuoletadeyan。

“niyiweinishishei?”linglideshenrendemuguangdingzhexuanyuanqing。ruobushiwangshulingjimeiwangshuyanlaozaitaerbiansongyongshuoxuanyuanqingduokanletajiyan,shiduitayouyisi,taxiandaianheizhizhuguiwangyouzenhuiyoujieshihaihundejihui。

buxiedehuarengxia,dunshilingzhouzaoyipianjijing,renrenkanguisidedengzheta。

shazishuozheizhongxianqidehuaqueshihuilingrenzhenjing,youqi,beixianqiderenhaishidangjinhuangshangchongaidehuangzi,ketashianheizhizhuguiwang,bushineigerenrenkeqideshazi。

“guoranshishazi,jingganqiaobuqiqingwang,qingwanggensanwangyedazhangdeshihou,tapashihaizainiaochuangba?”

“jiranbuxie,haimilian?shaziyezhidaoyuqinguzongle?”

“yezhenshimingda,zheiyangdoumeisi,zhenshihuohaiyiqianniana”

“yebuzhibeishirenyanqi,tazenmehaiyouliancunhuo”

wuhuidehuayubukanruer,ketadangmeitingjianyiyang,lengxiaodekanxiangxuanyuanqing,yaoshuojujue,tayouhenduojihui,shangzhanchangderenduoshazibuqingeryiju?ketameiyou,haiguyizaitayanqianhuang,yuanshenbuqingchu,taguiwangqingchudehen,yinweiwangshulingdewaizufushiyunzhoushoufu,qiancaifukediguo,qingwangxianghengcai,queyouyanewangshulingshigeshazibuyuanyiqu。

“fangsi,sheijinidequanliduibenwangbuxun?”beineititoudeyanmoukanzhe,xuanyuanqingjuedexindidemimichedibeibaoshaizaileguangmangxia,dangxia,tanuhuoshengzhi,neilipenbozhexiangtaxilai。

ruochangrenbeizheilinglidejingfengshangzhebusiyezhongshang,ketashixiandaiguiwang,jiaobupiaoyi,zaizhongrenhaimeifanyingguolaideshihou,yijingduokaileneizhirenyusididegongji。

pengdeyisheng,taganggangzhanzhededifang,zhuoyiqingkejianfensi。

xuanyuanqingyuejianxuanyuanqingduiyigeshazichushou,dangxialiangbodekanlexuanyuanqing。

xuanyuanqingjiechuneibinglengdeyanshen,youyishundejihui,queyouzaizhuanshunxiaoshi。

xuanyuanqingyuesuibuzantongxuanyuanqingdatingguangzhongzhixiadongshou,queyeyihuoyigeshazinengduokaizhennuzhixiadewuligongji?

“yi?”zhongrenjingyashazinengduokaiqingwangdegongji?quesihaobujuedehuiwudenanrengongji“shazi”youshenmebudui。

lenghandemouzinizheneifensuidezhuoyi,wangshulingmingbaixuanyuanqingxiangshasita。

“hao,haoa,”nizhexuanyuanqing,tachaofengdelianshuolianggehao。

zhongrenjingyibuzhizheiwangshulingshiheyisi,quejiantadingzheqingwang,canbaidexiaozuirudouzisidetuchujingrendehuayu。

“dangjinhuangshangqinzhengaimin,dingmeixiangguotachongaideerzihuizaiguangtianhuarizhixiayiyanbuhejiudongshousharenba?”wangshulinggantan,shengyinbudaquezhidiyousheng。

tahuayinyiluo,zhouweishunjianjijingwusheng。

“woyouzui?zuizhisi?ruoyou,huangshangshedalisiheyi?xuyaoniqingwangyuezudaipao?ruowuzui,niqingwangdangjiesharen,minnvdaoxiangjingongwenwen,shibushitahuangshangdeerzishiren,pingminbaixingbianrulouyi,shengsirenduo?”huasuiqingpiaopiao,quemingxianzhuxin。

xianqianhaihuhezhehenbudetasidekanxibaixingcikedoufenfenjingkongdetuichulexiexujuli。

“fangsi,xiudehuyanluanyu。”xuanyuanqingtingba,dangchangnushenghechi,yishuangmouziyanshechunongliedeshayi。

xuanyuanqingbingbuchun,daocike,tacaifaxianzheiwangshulingjingbushale。

xuanyuanqingyueningmeikanxiangneiqixishunbiandenvren,yuefabujie?queyemodijuedeshenshiyouqu,rujindexuanyuan,nageguigezhinvganruciduidaidangchaodechonghuangzi,tahaizhenshidanda,ganshuochurucizhuxindehua。

“huyanluanyu?wodaoshixianghuyanluanyu,keruoganggangworangbukai,woxianzaihaiyouhuyanluanyudejihuima?wangye,ninbieshuo,zheixiezhuoyilijingfengshuang,shiganggangzijifenghuade?”wangshulingchixiao,yuqijifeng。

xuanyuanqingdeliandunshiyizhenqingbaijiaoti。

“wangxiaojie,ruobushinijiuchanwangyeshitafanbushengfan,taruhezhiyubaonuxiadongshou?”nangongliulijianxuanyuanqingnuhuoshengteng,xinlikaixin,mianshangquedanrandekaikou。

“nangongxiaojiegenqingwangchengrinianhuzaiyiqi,xiangbishihunqidingleba?kezheihaiweichenghunni!jiubuzhixiudexuehuitirenchutoule?taishijiaochulaidenvergenwozheigeshaziyemeishenmebutongma,buyeshibuyaoliandegenzairende**houmianzhuima?”lianshangguazheguiyidexiao,wangshulingshuochudehualingxuanyuanqinggennangongliulijieshiliansedabian。

“wangxiaojiekemoyaoxiashuo,wogenqingwangzhishiouyu。”suixinlixihuan,kenangongliuliquebudebuzaihumingshengqiangcibianjie。

“ouyu?xianglaizheijingchengyeshixiao,tiantianouyu,yaoburanshulingdouyaoyiweiliangweiyijinggouheguole。”wangshulingyubujingrensibuxiu。

tahuayinyiluo,kezhanneidunshidaoxiyikouliangqi。

zheihuachuanchuqu,nangongliulimingshengjinhui,zhiyoujiaxuanyuanqingzheiyitiaolule。

“wangxiaojiebeishangguohoudaoshikouchilinglile。”nangongliuliweixiandekanzhewangshuling,shenweijingchengdiyicainv,haimeirenrucirangtaxiabulaitai,ganhuitademingsheng,tadingyaotahaokan。

“kouchilinglibugandang,zhishinangongxiaojiehaishichuzima?kehainengluchushougongshazhengmingziji?”wangshulingliangbokaikou。

changmiandunshinizhuan,zhongrenbujuewangshulingshuohuacusubukan,daodouguiyidekanzhenangongliuli,sihuyaokankantazheigemingyutianxiadediyicainvmeirenerdaodishifouhaishichuzi,bijing,zheigeshazishuodebucuo,nangongliulijihumeitiandouhuigenqingwangnianhuzaiyiqi,ruomeidianshenme,sihuduibuqitamendehaoqixin。

nangongliuliliansedunshijiangying,jiulianxuanyuanqingdouyouyishundebushi。

“buzhinangongtaishizheigeweizhishizenmelaide,jiaodenverruci…..”wangshulinghuaweishuowan,yishuangtitoudemouzishangxiadaliangnangongliuli,neibieyoushenyidemuguangdazainangongliulideshenshang,youruwanzhenzhaxin,ruzhanzhenzuan。

“jiusuanxiaojiexinruan,yebugaijuanrusirenenyuan,wangxiaojie,qingwang,bizishilile,xiaojie,furentoutengbingyoufanle,laoyeqianwolaixunni。”yiqiaobizicongcongerlaiquejintuideti,xianglaishiyidengbizi。

nangongliulikanleneibiziyiyan,zheicaihuiguoshenlai。

“daoshiliulidebushile,wangxiaojie,liulishilile,zheibiangaotuile。”nangongliulizhidaozailiuxialaidinghuimingshengjinhui,shiyi,bianzhuangzuoruowuqishideliqu。

lunduanwei,nangongliulizhinengsuanshixiaojiaose,yigebamuguangdoutoufangzainanrenshenshangderen,taqianjingkanyou。

wangshulingbuyu,zhishibieyoushenyidekanzhetaliqu。

“nihaoziweizhi….”jianliuliliqu,xuanyuanqingyejuedezijimeiyouliuxialaidebiyaole,bianehenhendejinggaolewangshulinghoujibuliqu。

qifutahouxiangzhuangzuoshenmedoumeifasheng?wangshulinggouqichunjiaoshanguoshixue。

“wangxiaojiesihuyuchuanwenxiangchashenyuan。”xuanyuanqingyuejianzhouzaorendousanle,erneishuangmingliangdemouzifanguoshixue,bianbuyoudeduizheirenyuefadehaoqi。

“chuanwenruokexin,zheishishangdeduotaiping。”wangshulingruoyousuosidedaliangzhexuanyuanqingyue,lunzhangxiang,zheixuanyuanqingyueshishangtianchonger,suipifucangbai,danwuguanshifenjingzhi,lunshenxing,takuanjianzhaitungaodashigeshizudemoteshencai。

lunde,jiuchonggangcaineiyishenshou,wangshulingjuedetadegu,tayinggaichashou。

“daoyeshi。”xuanyuanqingyuebenxingliangbo,napashuozhewanxiaodehuaqueyewusihaodexujiaxiaoyi。

neishuangmouzibingliangyouruhandonglayue。

tashigewuqingderen,wangshulingrushijuede。

“sanwang…….”wangshulingzhengyukaikouxunwentazhongguzhishi,quemodichuxianyiheiyirenzaiqierbiandiyu。

jingenzhexuanyuanqingyuekanletayiyanbianmobuzuoshengdezhuanshenliqu。

wangshulingsicunyaobuyaozhuishangqu,bijing,zheigerenbulingtataoyan,tadaohaixiangtaduohuoxierizi。

keruotagudubuchu,pashizaijianzhishi…….