第3章：当场撕逼
“hehe，haifalvdaijiani？jiuzheisongyangganqugaowo？pashijietababaigedanzidoubugan！”lilidepengzhangzixinshizaishihenhencitongzheqinlang，meiyijuhuadouruchuoxinwoyiban，rangtaxinzaidixue。
taqinlangbushisonga，taqinlangshilinjintianjieri，shentixudaolianputongrendouburu，tazhisuoyiyaofengkuangdezhuiqiulilizheiyangyigezhanv，zhenbushikanshangtayouduohao，ershiyinweilililiutianhoushengri，shengchenrinaiqinlangdetianjieri，taruonengzaizheiyitianrongxuerudan，caiyoudujiedekeneng，fouzetajianghuifeiyanmie。
burantazenmehuiwudixiandemanzuzheigezhanv？erzheigezhanvquezhenyiweizijimeilisishe，nengbaqinlangdanggouduidai！
baixiaojietingdaolilidehuayihou，yeshibeitaexindebuxing，yilianchizhiyibidekanzhezheiexindeyijiazi，ranhoudaleyigexiangzhi，bianshangdefuwuyuanjiuguolaile。
baixiaojiehuihuishou，shiyibianshangdelingyigefuwuyuan，baqideshuo：“ni，jiwobazheizhuozixianfan，yonglifan！fantamenshenshang！”
shuowanyihou，fuwuyuanjiuzoudaolilitamendezhuoqian，wenyemeiwen，zhijiebazhuozixianfanle。
哐当！
zheifandongzuo，xingyunliushui，wubijieqi。
chaneijian，zheiyizhuodejigeren，shenshang，yifushang，toufashang，quandoushiwuhuabamendecaiyao，tangzhi，jianzhijiuxiangluotangjiyiyang，shenshanghaiyouzheiyigunongliedecaiwei！
zheifanlangbei，bayipangderenkandeshimudengkoudai。
“ninini，nizheishizuoshenme？wozheiyifusanqianduo，shineitiangoujiwomaideni！”
“wodechenyiliangqianduo，nipeiqian！”
“wodetoufaa......jintianzaoshangcaizuode！ninini！ni......”
zheiyijiazi，xianzaijianzhidiurendoudiudaolaolaojiale。
“pei！dangranpei！daihuinimenquqiantaijiezhangdeshihou，jidegenshouyinyuanshuoshi33haozhuode，tamenhuipeinimenyirenwuqiankuai。e，duile，nimenpashiwangjilezheiyizhuoduoshaoqianleba？nimenganggangzhiguzhezisizilidefengkuangdiancai，shenmeguidianshenme，shifousuanguozheiyizhuobeitanlandenimendianleliangwansan？？？nimenneigexiangqinnanhaimeijiezhangjiuzouleni！hehe！nimenhaidedaotiebaqian，ganjinquyaopeichangba！bielengzhea！”
cihuayichu，liliyijiashunjianshihua！
kandaozheihuamian，qinlangshineixinanantongkuai，yejingyadaonanyiyanyu，zheinvrenjingranzaizijishentibubiandeshihou，tizijixiulileyifanzheijige**！yitaganggangshuohuadekouqi，bidingbushiputongren。
“nishishei？suanlaoji！”lilimalangbeidepaqilaizhiwen。
“nibupeiwen！”zheinvrengengshibaqidehuiyingqilai。
“wo......”lilimazhidaoyudaogehenjiaosele，suoyilazhelilijiuyaozou：“zou，buhepofuyibanjianshi。”
buguo，zheigeshihoubaixiaojiequedaleyigexiangzhi，baoanjiuweileguolai。
“xiangzou？niyiweiwohuifangguonimenma？nimenjintianyaobubacheqian，fangziqian，shoubiaoqian，quandouhaijizheigexiaohuozidehua，jiuxiuxiangchuzheifandiandemen！”
cihuayichu，gengshibaqinlangzhenjingdaolebukesiyi！
zheihuaqinlangzijidoumeiyoudiqishuo，yinweizheixieqiantazijidounabuchuzhengjulaizhengmingshizijichude，jiusuangaoshangshenpanyuandounabuhuilai，zheinvrenjingranganneimexiaozhangdejitayaozhai？
zheiyike，qinlangjingrangandongdaolexinzhongfanyongzheyigunuanliu。
这女人，太霸气了！
“pofu，pofu，jianzhijiushiyigesipofu！”lilimazhiganzaiqinlangmianqiansapo，yudaogengqiangderenzhihoujiusongle，suoyixiangyaotaozou。
却被保安团团包围。
“chezainajia4sdianmaide？chezhumingzijiaoshenme？sheidekazhifude？”baixiaojiemeiyouzhijiechongliliyijiakaihuo，fanershilimaoqieyousuzhidewenqinlang。
“chengnanneijia。liguangming。wozijidekazhifude。”qinlangxianzaihouhuidebudele，jingranxialeyanjizheizhonglannimaiche。
“xing！”baixiaojielijinaqishoujidaleyigedianhua：“zhangzong，nimendianlijintianyougejiaoliguangmingdemaileliangche，mafannibadanzichele，baqiantuihuiqu。”
“zheige......yijingchengjiaodedanzibuhaochea？”duifangdeshengyindajiadoutingdejian。
“woshuochejiuche，chebushihaimeitima？nijiwoxiangbanfa！”
“xingxingxing，wojininxiangbanfacaozuoyixia，qiantuihuidakuanzhanghuma？”
“对！”
说完就挂了电话！
简单！粗暴！直接！
shizaishirangdajiamudengkoudai。
zheishihouliguangmingzuobuzhule，jingyadejianzhibuganxiangxin，zheizhushudeyaziyijingzaizuilile，hainengfei？
tachongbaixiaojieshuo：“kaishenmewanxiao，bantuosuoyoushouxule，zenmehainengquxiao？niyiweiwoshishazinengbeinipianma？”
“dui，nizheiyangdeshazibupeigenwoshuohua。”shuowanyihou，tazhuantouzaikanxiangleqinlang，wen：“fangzisangeyuezhineimaide，haimeijiaofangba？gaosuwo，nagexiaoqu，jihaoloujihaofang！qianshishuanidekama？”
zheihua，wenrouzhongdaizheqichang，zheizhongmanmandezixinkebushiyibannvzinengyoude。
yaoshuotanengchehuigangmaichuqudeche，taqinlanghainengxiangxin，bijingcheyemeidaoshou！anxiangcaozuoyixiahaishiyoukenengde。
danshifangzibuyiyang，kaifashangmaichuqule，bingqieanjieyebanlile，yebeianle，zenmekenengchexiao？
“huatingxiaoqu，12dong5danyuan，2208，huzhuliguangming。shishuawodeka！”qinlangsuiranbukesiyi，danshihaishibaolefanghao。
“weiweiwei，nimenzheiyanghehurenhaoxiaobuhaoxiao，bieyiweinimenzheiyangshuoshuowojiupa？fanzhengqiandoujile，nimennengnaiwohe？zaishuole，zheixieqinengshinimenshuoyishouzhetianjiuyishouzhetiande？nisuanlaoji？”liguangmingxianzaiqibuguo，chongbaixiaojiejixuhan。
“zheililunbudaonishuohua！”shuowan，baixiaojiezaicidaleyigedianhua：“xiaoxu，nijiwoquchuliyijianshi，huating12dong5danyuan2208，fangzhuliguangmingneitaofangjituile！qiantuidakuanzhanghu！”shuowanjiugualedianhua，ganjingliluo，meiyoubandiantuonidaishui。
“hehehe，haohaoxiao，yijuhuashuotuijiutui？xiaosirenle。nimenyiweizheishidianshiju，shuozenmeyangjiuzenmeyanga？”lilimaxianzaijiansuankebodechaoxiaoqilai。
bieshuolilimabuxin，zaichangsuoyourendoubuxin，qinlangzijigengshibuxin。
yinweimaifangzibushimaicai，shouxutebiemafande。
jiuzaidajiabuxiangxindeshihou，liguangmingshoujixiangle。
“ninhao，qingwenshiliguangmingxianshengma？ninzaiwomenchexingmaideneiliangche，yinweidiannaoguzhangmeiyouludanchenggong，qianyijingtuihuiyuanlaidezhanghule，ninxuyaolaizheilibudengyixiashouxu，ranhouzhongxinbaqiandaguolai，zheiyangjiukeyimashangtichelee！”
liguangmingyiting，shunjianshiyanzhuziyideng，wen：“shenme？qiantuihuiqule？kaishenmewanxiao？”
“shideni，ninquchaxunyixiajiuzhidaoleni，buguomeiguanxi，ninbaganggangtuihuiqudeqianzaidahuilaijiuhao，buhuijiashouqiyushouxufeide，cheziyiyangshininde，hetongyeshihefayouxiaode。”
tingdaozheigehua，liguangmingjianzhixiangsidexindouyoule，qianshituihuiqinlangdekalile，taqunalinongqianguoqu？
“nimenbunengzhongxinhuaqianhuiquma？”
“bunengni，womenzheizhinengtuiqian，bunengcongbierendekalikouqianni。suoyininxuyaobaqiandaguolaie！”
“我要不打呢？”
“budajiumeibanfaticheni，bijingshouxubuwanquanni！”
“neiwojiaodedingjinni？”
“ninyaoshizaizhidingshijianwufabaweikuandajinlai，dingjinjiubutuileni，ninyedengyuzhudongfangqilegoumaizheiliangcheni！”
“waca！”liguangmingnalinadechusanshiwan？rangtaqumaixuedoucoubugousanshiwana。