第1章 你是爸爸嘛

“nishibabama?zheilihaolenghaohei,nuonuohaopa。”

“neixiehuairensailelehaoduozangdongxidaonuonuozuili,tamenshuonuonuoshigeyezhong,shimamahegeyenanrenshengde。tamenyaobanuonuozhuaquzuoxiaoqigaitaoqian,yaobanuonuodetuidaduan,haiyaobamamadelianhuapo。”

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汉国五星上将

李长空!

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“baba,nikeyijiaoyishengnuonuoma?”

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“baba,nikeyijiaoyishengnuonuoma……”

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“lige,shiqingdouyijingchaqingchule,wunianqianweishenjini,jiuniyimingderenbushilinmei!ershixiaowanyuexiaoxiaojie”

luoshanhuangzhangdeshengyinxiangqi。

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糯糯?

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ganggangneigexiaonvhaijiujiaonuonuo!

是谁?

shisheiyaojiangzijidenvernongxia?

shisheiyaojiangzijidenvernongcan?

yaorangzijidenveryibeizidouzhinengkaozhetaofanguohuo!

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luoshanyouxiedanxindeshuodao:

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“取消!!!”

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三分钟后。

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“李哥……”

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……

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tayijingbeishengshihuijinongxiale。

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“ei,zheigexiaozazhongshoulizuanzheshenme?”yipangxingzhibobodeyishengturanchayidao

shuozhebianshidongshouqubakainuonuodeshou。

“zheizazhonghaizhuadetingjinde,zhibudingshishenmehaodongxi。”

weishoudeyishengbuxiedepielepiezui。

“nizhidaotashisheima?”

“takeshixiaowanyueneige**denver,yizhizhuzaipinminku,haiyaozainachoushuigoulimiantaofanchi,nengyoushenmehaodongxi?”

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