第1章 姐夫,不要那么死板好不好

xuebaidedachuangshang,yishanfenluan。

“jinnana,nibuyaozheiyang,woshiniqinjiefu,nizheiyangzuobuhao!”

aimeiqixideguifangli,xiaofengyanbeiyigeyaoraodenvrenjijinjinchanzhu。

manshiheermengdeqixi,tuqirulan,ruguobushitadinglihao,zaoyilunxian。

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“jiefu,buyaoneimesibanhaobuhao,wokanshangninijiuyinggaiguaiyidian,denghuihaohaofushiwo。”

jinnanawumeirugu,shouzaitaxiongqiandejiroushangnieleyiba,shuodao:

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“niyoubuchikui,hainengjiunimeimei。aiyokankannide**haoqiao!wodourenbuchuliukoushuile。”

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jinnanakandaotayouyudebiaoqing,mashangpuleguolai……

xiaofengyanyuanbenhaixiangjiangtatuikai,tingdaozheiliqueyouyuleyixia。

jinnanaduitahenlejie,zhidaotaxianzaihenqueqian,zaoyiliaodingtabuhuijujue。

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“gege,tamenyaoshawo,wohenpa……wokuaiyaosile……”

“xiaomeinikuaigaosuwo,chuleshenmeshiqingle?”

“wozaisharenyouxilishibaile……tamenshuorangnishanganwangkanzhibo……fangjianhaoshi……”

qinwenfangxiashouji,yongzhandoudeshoudakaidiannaoshuruanwangdizhi。

jingtoulizhijianyigeshaonvshuangshoubeibangzaiyigewujibanbandemutoushizijiashang,pitousanfahunshenxuewu,shenbianzhanzhedaizhemianjudelianggenanren。

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“buyao!”qinwenganggangjinghuchukou。

“砰!”

呜!小妹!

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buguotayebingfeihaowushouhuo。

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kemeixiangdaodeshi,rujinzaijinjialaojiazhuqishidashouzhiri。

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neishi,jinnanagaosuta,zhixufuchushenti,jiunenghuodeershiwan,xiangyiciyouhuota。

keshidangshitazhidao,yidandayinglejinnana,jiuhuichediduorushenyuan。

erqietazhidaojinnanabujinhuiluanbukan,haiyinxianjiaozha。

piankesikaozhihou,xiaofengyanyaoyaotou,yaoyayaotouchenshengdao:

“nana,nifangshou,wojueduibuhuidayingnide!”

“laotaiyedeshengriyanmashangjiuyaokaishile,nikuairangwochuqu!”

jinnanadelianseshashibianle,meiyanderongmaokaishiniuqu,dandanshouzhilengxiaodao:

“xiaofengyan,guoranbuchuwosuoliaoa!”

“keshinijiranjinlaile,neimejiuyoubudenile!”