第3章 我不止会养猪还会作诗

“jinribixiacihun,xiaonvxiangyaokaoyanyixiaxinwangdianxiadewencai,ruguoxinwangdianxiayingle,xiaonvqingyuanjiajixinwangdianxia,ruguoxinwangdianxiashule,haiqingbixiabuyaoweinanxiaonvweibeidangchushiyan!”

xiaoyoulanyegongjingdeduizhelishiminshuodao。

lishiminyeqingchu,lixinyizhikuangfangbuji,youzhezhuduobuhaodemingsheng,erxiaoyoulanzeshizhanganchengzhimingdecainv,shenhuaiaogu,gujishibuxiangjiajilixin。

“陛下!”

xiaozhonghaikandaozijinverjingranzheimezhijiedeshangqianbiaodazijijujuecihundeshiqing,zheikeshikangzhi,yincitayelianmangshangqianshuodao:“qingbixiayuanliangxiaonvmangzhuang。”

“呵呵,无妨!”

lishiminyeshifendadudebailebaishou,buguotayeqingchu,lixingenbenbuhuishenmeshicigefu,kendingyingbuguozheigexiaoyoulan,yincitayedasuanqiangshidebanglixinbazheigeshiqingyaxiaqu。

“xiaozhongshu,xinerpingri……”

“fuhuang,erchenjieshouxiaoqianjindekaoyan!”

lixinyezhidaolishiminshiyaoweizijichutouqiangyaxiaozhonghaile,keshixiaozhonghaizuoweizhongshuling,yebuhaowangsilidezui,yincilixinzhijiedaduanlelishimindehua,yingxialezheigekaoyan。

“xiner,nidangzhenyaobishiyixia?”

lishiminyezhouzhemeitoukanxianglelixinneibianwendao。

“当然!”

lixinrenzhendedayingleyisheng,ranhoukanxianglexiaoyoulanshuodao:“xiaoqianjin,qingchutiba。”

xiaoyoulankandaolixinzheiyangxiaozhangdeyangzi,tayeyishuangmeimoukanxianglelixin,ranhoushuodao:“xinwangdianxia,rujinqixijiangzhi,buruwomenjiuyiqixiweitizuoshi,sheizuodeshijuhao,jiusuansheishengchu。”

“zhiyuwomensheizuodeshijuhao,xiangxinbixiaxinzhongbiranhuiyougongduan!”xiaoyoulanyegongjingdekanxianglelishiminneibian。

“好,没问题!”

lixinyemeiyousihaodeyouyuzhijiedayinglexialai,zijitangtangzhongkeyuanzuinianqingdejiaoshou,yaoshizaibibuguozheigegudairen,neizhenshibaizhonghuozheimeyishile。

“殿下,听好了!”

xiaoyoulanshifenziaodemeimousaoleyiyanlixin,suihoukaikoushuodao:“shiming《qiqiao》,qixijinxiaokanbixiao,qianniuzhinvduheqiao。jiajiaqiqiaowangqiuyue,chuanjinhongsijiwantiao。”

xiaoyoulanshifendongqingdenianwanleshiju,zhiyintadexinzhongyexiangwangzheqianniuzhinvdeaiqinggushi,yincicaibuxiangqingyijiajilixin。

啪!啪!啪!

“haoshi,guoranhaoshia!”

lishimintingdaolexiaoyoulanzuochudeshiju,likejiuzanshangdepaizheshou,ranhoushuodao:“bukuizhangandiyicainvzhiming,xiaozhongshu,nidezhangshangmingzhu,guoranlihaia!”

“陛下谬赞了!”

xiaozhonghaisuiranzuishangzheiyangshuo,keshitalianshangquezhibuzhudedeyi,yinweitashifenzixin,zijinverzuochudezheigeshiju,shijianzaiwurennengchuqiyou。

“xiner,xianzainihaijuedeyoubixiaqudebiyaoma?”

lishiminyezhidao,xiaoyoulanzheigeshijuyichu,lixinkeshizheshimeiyoushengchudekenengle。

“当然有!”

lixintingdaoxiaoyoulanzuochudeshiju,yelikegankeleliangsheng,ranhoukanxianglexiaoyoulanneibianshuodao:“xiaoqianjin,niyetinghaole,wodeshimingshi---《qixi》。”

lixinshuochule《qixi》deshiming,dunshilishiminjiuwunaidexiaoleyixia,yinweiliangrenbishideshiyiqixiweiti,mingxianxiaoyoulandeqiqiaoshiminggengjiahaoting。

lixinzhijieyongqixidangzuoshiming,mingxianyaobixiaoyoulanxunsebushao,buguotayebuqiguai,bijingzijizheigeganerzi,keconglaidoumeiyouzuoguoshenmeshiju。

xiaoyoulantingdaolezheigeshiming,yelikeangshoutingxionglejifen,yinweitayejuedezijiyingdingle。

“yanxiaoweiyudanzhangkong,yinhanqiuqiwangu……”

lixinyibianzhuangmozuoyangdeduozhebuzizouleliangbu,yibianzaikouzhongyouyoudenianchuleshiju。

suizhezheimeliangjushichuxian,dunshilishiminlianshangyuanbenwunaidexiao,shunjianxiaoshibujian,erxiaoyoulandeyishuangmeimouyeshifencuoededinggezailelixindeshenshang。

cishicike,xiaoyoulandexinzhong,fangfochuxianleyidaoyinhe,kuayueleyaoyuandeshikonghenggenzaizijidemianqian,fangfozijijiushineiyinhezhishangdezhinv。

zhengdangxiaoyoulanshifencuoedekanzhelixindeshihou,tahuangranfaxianlixinyezaikanzhezijizheibian,talianmangyouxiexiusedezhuanguoletou。

lishiminyemeiyouxiangdao,lixinjingrannenggouzuochuruciyouxiudeshiju,zheihaishineigecengjingwanshibugongdehuangzima?napazheishoushimeiyouzuowan,zhishizheimeliangju,shaoweidongdeyidianwencaideren,dounengtingdechulai,zheijueduishiyaoliuchuanqiangudemingjule。

“jixuhuanqingyulibie,niannianbingzaicixiaozhong!”

lixinyoushizoulesanbu,xinkouyoushishuochulelingwaideliangjushi。

suizhelixinhuayinluoxia,taijidianneicikeyaquewusheng,xiaoyoulanqiangrenzheneixindejidong,dengdaleyishuangmeimoukanzhemianqiandelixin。

qixijie,suiranshidaibiaozheqingsidejieri,danshisheidouzhidao,niulangzhinvyinianzhiyouyitiancainengjianshangyici,zheizhongganqingyinggaishijikaixin,youbeishangdeganqing。

“jixuhuanqingyulibie,niannianbingzaicixiaozhong!”

xiaoyoulanrenbuzhuyoushizhongfuniantaoleyiju,tazhendexiangbudaogaizenmexingrongzheigeshijudeyouxiule,erzheiyangyoumeideshiju,jingranshibeizheigehaochengwanshibugongdehuangzikouzhongshuochulaide。

“好!甚好!”

lishiminzheigeshihoujidongdedourenbuzhuqishenzhanleqilai,shuodao:“xiner,nizheishoushi,jianzhishitaihaole!”

lishiminyebuzhidaogaiyongzenyangdeciyulaixingrongzheishoushidehao,zhinengshuoshangyijutaihaole。

“ding,laizilishimin,chongbaizhi+200。”

“是小女输了!”

xiaoyoulancishiweiweigongshenduizhelixinzheibianxingli,takeyishuoshixinfukoufule,yinweitazhiqianxiechudeshiju,keshizhuomolehaoxieshiri,caixiechulaide。

keshimianqiandelixin,zhishilinshitingdaozijiyaoyiqixiweitizuoshi,zhishizoulewubu,jiuxiechuleruciyouxiudeshiju,jianzhishiqicai。

“ding,laiziweilailaopochongbaizhi+500。”

嗯?

lixintingdaolexitongtishiyin,dunshiyihuoleyixia,zheigexitongzheimezhineng,lianziyiweilailaopodounengshibiechulaile?erqielaopochongbaiziji,jingranyixiazijilewubaichongbaizhi?

“xiaozhongshu,ruhe?xinerxianzaikepeideshangninverle?”

lishiminyemeiyouxiangdaolixinyiwaizhixiajingranzuochulezheimehaodeshiju,yincilianmangpoweideyidexiaozhekanxianglexiaozhonghaineibian。