lingfeiyudehuayingangluo，wuneideqifendunshibiandeguaiyiqilai。
徐向阳不举？！
ganshoudaojiangqingyanhezhaolifangdemuguang，xuxiangyangborandanu！
henbudejianglingfeiyujiudidasi。
“nigefeiwuzaihushuoshenme？！”xuxiangyangyongquanshendeliqihouleyisangzi。
bajiangqingyanhezhaolifangheleyitiao。
houwanzhihou，xuxiangyangyezhidaozijishitaile。
tapingrilidoushiyibinbinyoulidefujiazidiyuzhouweiderenxiangchude，zheifumoyangjishaochuxian。
zhaolifangkebuzhidaozheixie，tazhizhidao，xushaoshengqile。
jiuyinweilingfeiyudeyijuhua，zijidejinguixukenengjiuyaoliuzoule！
dunshiqibudayichulai，yibazhangshanzailingfeiyudelianshang。
“你在胡说什么！”
“xushaoyeshinikeyihuluanfeibangde？”
lingfeiyugangxiangkaikou，queyoubeizhaolifangshanleyibazhang。
“nihaixiangluanshuoshenme？”
“haijuedezijibugouduoyuma？”
“chuletianluanhaihuixieshenme？”
“haiyaokaowomenqingyanyangnide，yaoshiniyouxushaoyibanwojiuxinmanyizule。”
shuozhe，zhaolifangyanjiaoyuguangsaoleyiyanxuxiangyang。
xuxiangyangmiandaixiaorong，raoyouxingqudekanzhemianqiandeyimu。
kanlingfeiyuyinweidezuizijibeizijidezhangmuniangxiuru，daoyebieyouyifanziwei。
jianxuxiangyanglianshangdenuyixiaoshi，zhaolifanganansonglekouqi。
“woshuodeshizhende。”xujiu，lingfeiyuzaidukaikou。
wenyan，xuxiangyangdeliansechenxialai。
zhaolifangchuanzhecuqi，zheigegaisidefeiwu，nandaozhenyaobazijidejinguixuqipaolecaikenbaxiu？
jiulianjiangqingyanyeshilianlianyaotou，lingfeiyudebiaoxianshizaishitailingtashiwangle。
ruguoshuojintianlingfeiyujintianshuochu《zhubingyuanhoulun?furenzabingzhuhou?yueshuilaifutonghou》zheixietadoubudongdedongxijitajiafenbushao。
neimexianzailingfeiyudebiaoxian，zhijierangtazaijiangqingyanxinzhongdexingxiangdierugudi。
lingfeiyuganggangdeneifanhua，buguoshixianmujiduxuxiangyangdejiashibeijinghenengli。
bujinmeiyoubenshi，qiduhaizheimexiao，shuochuduiyigenanrenruciedudehuayu。
zheimeedudehuayuconglingfeiyukouzhongshuochu，yijingchaochulejiangqingyanduilingfeiyudedixian。
xuxiangyangzhidao，zheishidajilingfeiyu，taigaozijizaijiangjiazhongrenxingxiangdejihui。
“lingfeiyu，wojiniyicijihui，ruguonibushuoqingchu，jintianjiusuanshiqingyanyehubuzhuni。”
zhaolifangjile：“xushao，bietingtade，tabuguoshiyigeshenmedoubudongdeshangmennvxu，zenmekenengdongzheixie，doushizheigefeiwuhushuode。”
“xushaodarenyoudaliang，biehezheigefeiwuyifanjijiao。”
lingfeiyuanantanqi，zijiguoququeshishenmedoubudong，danrujintakeshidelechuancheng，tashuoxuxiangyangyoubing，juewubandianchacuo。
xuxiangyangdiantou：“jiranayidouzheimeshuole，neiwojiujiayiheqingyanyigemianzi。”
niutoukanxiangjiangqingyan，yanzhongdaizheyimoshenqing：“buguoqingyan，wokeshiyuenichifanhenjiule，jiubunengjiwoyigejihuima？”
zhaolifangyizhenjidong，jihuilaile。
“dangrankeyi，jintianzheishiwozuozhule，qingyan，nishuoni！”
kanzhezhaolifangyizhenjimeinongyan，jiangqingyanxinzhongkuxiao。
buguozheiciqueshishilingfeiyuzuodebudui，shiyinggaihaixuxiangyangyigerenqing。
dangxia，jiangqingyandiantou：“hao。”
“neijiumingtianba，woyuelebendizuihaodexicanting，rangtamendewuxingchushiqinziweiwomenzhunbeiwancan。”
jiuzaixuxiangyangyiweishiqingyijingchengledeshiqing，yidaobuhexiedeshengyinxiangqi。
“慢着！”
jiangqingyancumei：“lingfeiyu，nijintianrangwohenbumanyi。”
shenquyizhen，lingfeiyuzuijiaoyangqikuxiao，ruzhuijiangjiayinianduo，zheishidiyicitingjiangqingyanbiaodaduizijidebuman。
zhaolifangzaojiurenbuzhule，pokoudama：“nigefeiwushuoshenmeni？”
“yaobushiqingyandangshijilenineimeduoqian，nimajiuzaosizaichuzuwulile，nijuranenjiangchoubao？”
lingfeiyuyazhizhuhunshennuyi，lengxiaoyisheng。
“nibushirangwoshuoqingchuma，wozheijiujinishuodaoshuodao。”
xuxiangyangtongyanghuiyilengxiao，lianshangguazhejifeng：“wodaoshiyaokankanninengchuchushenme。”
“yaoshishuobuchugeshuoyiran，hengheng。”
meiyoulihuixuxiangyangyanyuzhongdeweixie，lingfeiyuziguzikaikou。
“niyoudandandeheiyanquan，haiweiweifanhuang，suiranzheidoubeiniyonghufupinjizhegaizhuyibufen，danzixikanhaishinengkanchuyidianhenji。”
wenyan，zhaolifenkanxiangxuxiangyangdelian，guozhenrulingfeiyusuoshuo。
“这又有什么呢？”
“wozhishizuijinmeishuihaoeryi。”
“zheishishenqibuzudetixian，qingyanshiyisheng，taziranzhidao。”
jiangqingyancishikanxuxiangyangdeyanshenyouxieguaiyi，lingfeiyushuodedoushizhongyidelilun，taziranshitingdedongyixiede。
xuxiangyangxinzhongyijingkaishihuangle，danlianshangqiangzhuangzhending。
“nanrenduoshaodouhuiyoudianwenti，zheibunengshuomingwobuju。”
jiangqingyanyediantou，nanrendabufenduoshaohuiyoudianwenti，dandoubuyingxiangzhengchangshenghuo。
lingfeiyulengxiaozhejixukaikou：“《jishengfang》youtiguo，wulaoqishangzhenyinshuaibei……yangshibuju。”
“nimeicikendingdoubuchaoguowufenzhong，erqiechengxianyufaduandequshi。”
tinglingfeiyukankanertan，jiangqingyanhezhaolifangdoumeiyouzhuyidao，cishidexuxiangyangshenquweiweizhandou。
“shenkaiqiaoyuyin，ruolaoshangyushen，shenxubunengrongyuyinqi，guweiruo。”
“nizaoshangqilaiyinggaidoumeiyounanrendezhengchangfanying，erqiemeicibanyeqiyepinfan，xiaobianbuchang。”
“ouerfangshihaihuigandaotengtong。”
“我说的可对？”
xuxiangyangtianletianyouxiefagandezuichun，lingfeiyuganggangshuode，wuyiliwai，quanzhong！
dantayijiuzuiying：“nizaihuche，zhongyizenmenengquanxin，buranzenmehuiyouzheimeduojianghulangzhongpianzi。”
zhaolifangsuirantingbudonglingfeiyushuode，danquejuedeshifenyoudaoli。
kanxuxiangyangdeyanshenyouxieqiguai，xiangshizaidaliang。
shenweiyishengdejiangqingyantongyangbuzhidaolingfeiyuzheixiegujishangdezhishi，danqueyepanduanchugeqiqibaba。
“lingfeiyu，niruguomeinengnachushizhixingdedongxi，kebieguaiwobukeqile。”
zhaolifengenzhebangqiang：“nigefeiwu，shuolaishuoquhaibushiquanpingniyizhangzui。”
“ganbuganrangwotinizhenduanyifan？”
beilingfeiyudingdefamao，xuxiangyangzuishangquebukensongkou。
“来就来。”
lingfeiyushangqianyibu，zaixuxiangyangyaojianqingqingyian。
dunshi，yigenanwendeweidaocongxuxiangyangshenshangchuanchu。
他居然，失禁了！