nianjinshisisuidehuoguang，zhanxianlewuyulunbidezhengzhitianfu。
zaitadagedaherangrenbataergetichuqudeshihou，huoguangmentouchizheyangrou，jiuyigezi，wen，wenzuodiaoyutai。
huoguangxianzaihaiquelilian，buzhidaotaergezaigaoshenme，yebuzhidaotadagezaigaoshenme，fanzhengtazhidaozijigaigaoshenme。
erjinrididengren，jiushale。
taijianzaipangbiantixing：“zhongjianneiweishibixia！”
jinridianzhaocaoyuanshangdelijie，danshoufuxiong，danxiguilexiaqu。
cishi，liuchexiaomimidebashuangshoubeizaibeihou，bingmeiyoulihuibeitichulaidehuohai，ershikanxianglejinridi：“nishijinridi，shixiutuwangdeerzi？”
jinriditaitouquedingshizaigenzijishuohuahou，ditou：“bixia，chenxianzaishidahandechenmin！”
hunxiewangdengrenhenshimanyi：kan，zanmenxiongnurenjuewujiushigao。
wudixiaomimi：“huojiazheixiaozishuonizhinengdangyangmade，tapingshenmezheimeshuo，nigenzhenshuonixiangganshenme，nixiangganshenmezhenjiurangniquganshenme。”
zheimingxianshikaiwanxiaole，zhouweiderendouxiaoleqilai。
gangshangweidechengxianglicaiyikan，jiuzhidaowudishiyaobahuohaizheixiaozishuodehuadangpifangle，bijingyixiaohaizi，nigentajijiaoshenme？
wudiyijingjizheishierdingdiaole，qitarenjiubiemeiyouyanlijiale，licaihuitoupieleyiyanzijideren，shiyidoubizui。
jinrididitou：“huibixia，chenzaicaoyuanzhangda，chuleyangmazhiwai，jiuhuiyangniuyangyang，dengchenzaizhanggeliangsuinengbangbixiadazhang，xianzai……yangmashigehaochashi。”
jinridihenqingchu，zijibenlaishimeizigedaozheilichifande，napazijishixiutuwangdeerziyouzenmeyang？
piaoqijiangjunhuixiadeyuanxiongnuwangjiangjiangdouyouyida。
zijiwufeijiushizuolehuojiaerweiyedewanban，caiyouzigehundaohuanggonglaichifanlaile。
suoyizhijieyaoding，zijijiunengyangma，ganbulebiede。
zheishiduoguaiqiaoduotinghuadebuxia？jinridiyaoshinagejiangjundehuixia，zheijiangjunkesuanwandanle，kendingbeiwudijizhu，danshitajiuyixiaohai，genhuohaihun，wudiyejiuwusuoweile。
xiaolexiao，liuche：“xing，buguobuzhidaowozheihangongdema，hecaoyuanshangdemashibushiyiyangyang，zheiyang，nigenmajianyiqiyangma，yaoshizuodehao，yigeyuehouzhenxunidangxinmajian。”
shuozhewudihuitou：“anpaiyixia，lingwaizheixiaozinianlingzheimexiao，yinggaihaohaodudushu，jitazhaogelaoshi。”
licaijimang：“shi，bixia！”
youjinridizheimegechaquzai，dajiajiumeiyouyizhisilvhuohaineikongbudeyanlunle，xianzaiqifenyemeineimeyayi。
wudizhuanguotoulaikanzhehuohai：“nishihuojiadelaoerba？piaoqijiangjunshangshujiniqiuguan，nixiangzuoshenmea？”
huohaiditou：“bixia，caominnaernengdangguana，wonashineikuailiao？”
huoqubinghuyi，huohaizheixiaozigaoshenme？
youdachenzaihoumiangaosheng：“huojiadezhonghaoa，nidagezhangonghehe，nijiusuanzhiyoushizhiyier，neiyeshibainianlaishudeshanghaodedajiangzhicaia。”
huoqubingdouhaimeichushengni，huohaizhijierudanhuangyiyangbengleqilai：“hushuo，nizheijiubudongle！”
huohaidasheng：“wodienaishipingyangxianren，pingyangxiannimenzhidaoma？shangguyaodou，neiziranshirenjiediling。”
“wodiezaipingyangbaodiyangjingxuruishijinian，youyudaolewodamu，damunaishihuangqin，ranshanglelongfengguiqi，zheifujingmuxue，caishenglewodage，wodageziranshirenzhongzhijie。houlaiwodieyouhuidaopingyangyangjingxuruijinian，caishengxiawodidihuoguang，huoguangzheijiahuosuiranmeiyouranshanglongfengguiqi，danziranyezhanshangleshangguyaodourenjiedilingdegenzi。”
huohaiyibianshuo，yibiansihubeishenqiudefenglengdaole，shuangshouchuaijinxiuzili，yibiandoutui：“jiuwohuohai，shengwoshiwodieneijinghuayijingbosameile，youshishiwodiegewaimianshengde，zhandequanshidaomeiqi。suoyiwodageshijiangcaishuaicai，wosandishigedangwenguandehaomiaozi，erwojiubutongle，woshifeicai。”
“youshihouwoyejuedekexi，wozenmejiumeinengjichengdaozanlaojiabaodidefengshuijinghua，zheibeizizhudingzhinengdanggepingminge！”
在场众人面面相觑。
zheijiahuoshuohua，youshiyangjingxurui，youshigenzide，haifujingmuxue，zheixiangxiaohaishuohuama？
huashuohuilai，huozhongruzheijiahuogenrensitongyicibugou，haisitongdierge，zheihuojialaoershizhenbahuojialaoerjijichenglea！
整个一流氓。
huohaiweizijidejizhigandaofeichangmanyi。
weidadehuangdibixia，nibawodangxiaohai，wozheijiugaosuniwojiuyiliumang，shenmexiaohai，nixiangduole！
woxianzaigennimensiwenni，nizaibiwowojiukaishijiangxiangshenglea！
hanwuditingwanquejuedeyanqianzheixiaozizheifenggeyoudianshuxi，sihuzijijiapulisihuyouyiweiyeshizheizhongmoyangde。
pangbiandelicaishenmerenjing，cishikanzhewudibiexiao。
zheixiaozidanfanbuxinghuo，ershixingliu，wogaodidekuatayijupoyougaozuyifeng。
cishiwudibuzhishizaikanhuohaiyiren，ershiyezaikanhuoguang。
yikaishi，mendakai，huoqubingdepianjiangjinqutirenshi，huoguangzhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao，ditouchiyangrou。
danshidangjinridichengbixiashi，huoguangjiufangxiayiqiedongxizhenglihaoyiwu，zhuanshenzhanzhilehouzhele。
bugaitingdeyijubuting，tingdaolezhihou，yiqieanlishuzuo。
zheibanshangle，tajiuzheimeduanzhengdezhanzhe，lianshouzhitou、toufasier，doumeidongyixia。
huojialianggexiaozi，yigehuotuotuodeliumang，yigegeguaiguaiziguaichengzheiyang？
wudikanzaiyanli，zuijiaoshangqiao，yijingzhidaohuohaixiangyaoganshenmele。
zheixiaozifenmingshibuxiangrushi。
bierenqiuzhelaidangguan，nigezheieryanshazishiba？
“huohai，nizheibanbuxuewushu，zhenyebuguaini，bijingnifuqinyemeiduguoshu。buguonidageshizhenyishoudaidade，nixiaozidejiaoyuzhenyebunengdiu，zhenjijinridizhaolegelaoshi，yedejinizhaoyige。”
“niyoumeiyouxiangyaobaishiderenxuana？manchaodachen，manchengxueshi，nixiangxuansheidoukeyi。”
huohaihaizhenyou，taiqitou，feichangyansu：“bixia，jiwozhaolaoshima？simaxiangrukeyima？！”
huohaizheimeshuoyoulianggeyuanyin，diyishizijixuyaoanjingyidiandehuanjing，yanjiuqingmeisu，simaxiangruxianzaiyinggaishixiaowenyuanling，zaijiwendishoulingmu，neibiananjing。
dierjiushi，simaxiangruyinggaimeiliangniankeyihuole，zijiguoquhouguobuleduojiu，jiushizheiyimaidedumiaole，yebuhuiyourenguanzheziji。
erwuditingdaozheigedaan，mengle。
benlaiwudishixiangjianghuohaiyijun，ranghuohaimingbainineidianxiaoxinsibendidouzhidao。
danhuohaizhentichulerenxuan，erqiehaishisimaxiangru，zheijiurangliuchexianrulehuiyizhong。
liucheshigexihuanwenxuederen，yiciourandudao《zixufu》weizhishenwang，zhihenmeigenzuozheshengzaitongdai，bunengjiaotan。
jieguoxiamianderenhuifu，zuozhehuozheawolaoxianga，yaozhaolaiqiaoqiaoma？
yuanlai，zuozheshisimaxiangru，shiqiandaitaixuedeboshidizi，xiezixufushiweileguiquanliangwangde，danliangwangbuting，houlaisimaxiangrujiuhuichengdouqule。
erneicizhaojianhou，simaxiangruyouxiele《shanglinfu》bingqiededaolewudishangshi，zhihoudanrenzhonglangjiang，huishuditongchoujunwu，kaishanxiulu，longluotusi，zhuliyelangzhanshi。
simaxiangruyeshiyoubenshideren，juranbaneimefuzadeqingkuanglideqingqingchuchu，wanchenglerenwu。
ruguomeiyouyiwai，neisimaxiangruxianzaiyinggaishigaoguancaidui。
dan，neishihouyourengaofasimaxiangrutanwu，bingqiehaiyouzhengju。
wudizaizenmeaicai，yezhinengbaguan，jiusuanhoumianzaifuqisimaxiangru，yemeiyouzhongyongguo。
shishishangwudizhidaosimaxiangrushibeiwuxiande，simaxiangrudeyuefushifushudechengdoudeshoufu，liangfuqiqueshisibenchenghunde，zijizuomaimaiweisheng。
chikuduisimaxiangrulaishuobingbumosheng。
erhousimaxiangruyuefuyouyuanliangletamen，zengyuletamendabiqiancai，simaxiangrubuqueqian，zenmehuiqutanwu？
zheizhongrenyouzenmehuishouhuitanwu？chaotangdouzhengdexishengpineryi。
danwudiyoujuedesimaxiangrusuiranyoubenshi，danxinggeshizaishibushiheguanchang，suoyicaibatapaiqushoumu，duokaichaotangfenzheng，rangtaanxinzhixuexiecifu，shunbianyezaineibiandingzhedianmaolingdexiujianjindu。
yinweisimaxiangrutanwushizhengjuquezao，suoyichaozhongrenhaipabeiqianlian，yehenshaoyourentita。
rujinshigeduonianyoutingdaozheigemingzi，wudibuyouxixu。
buguo，wudilehe：“niyibianbiaoxiandebuxuewushu，yibianyourucixinshangchongbaicifudajiasimaxiangru？”
huohaixinzhonggedengyixia，zaogao，guangxiangzheyoulitiaojian，wangleyoukengle。
buguohuohainaozijikuai，yanzhuziyizhuan，mianluyihuo：“shenmecifudajia？wotingrenshuosimaxiangrugaoqianyouyishou，paoniugengshilihai，zhunbeigentaxuexue！zheigewozhenxiangxue！”
wudiyiting，qidedengyan：“haohaohao，zhenjiuqingsimaxiangruweinishi，dannizaixiechurangzhenjuedehegedecifuzhiqian，buzhuntachumaolingbanbu！”
小崽子，我让你演。
huohaiboziyisuo：“a？？？”
wudibanzhelian：“zenme，nigankangzhi？”
huohaiganjuehoubojingliangsousoude，boziyisuo：“e~zunzhi……”
草，玩儿脱了……
……
maoling，simaxiangruzhenggerendouyaoliekaile。
simaxiangruhezhuowenjunfengqiuhuangdegushi，shiwenzhanganchengsheirenbuzhi？
dannianjidalexiangkanliangyan，shuzishihejuebieshideshiqingyougaodezhanganhaoshizhirenrenrenjiezhi。
benlaisimaxiangrushihouhuile，xiangyaotuihunbuzaiqude。
nazhidao……zhuowenjunzheishihousile。
simaxiangruyoumeiyougeerzi，zheigeshihouxuxianyoukenengdezide，yushibeirenquanshuoqulexinqi。
simaxiangruyoushimailaopoyoushiquxinqide，yijingxiadinglejuexin“yaoshibeima，jiudangsuotouwugui，dazhangfuzuodouzuolebeimajiubeimaba。”
反正不在乎了。
jintian，zhengzaiwanianqianzuihouyiboyecaidesimaxiangru，tingdaoshouxiashuoqihuanggonglideshiqing，shuoshipiaoqijiangjunhuoqubingdedidihuohai，yaogentasimaxiangruxuepaoniuhetancai。
baifacangcangdesimaxiangrunucongxinzhongqi，chaoqichutou：“qiyoucili，qiyoucili！qirentaishen！！！zhiyoutaxinghuodetidedongjianshiba？laofuyiqianyeshidangguozhonglangjiangde！！！”