huohainazheyituoniurou,dunzaizhuoanqianchizhe。
simaxiangruxiangyaoduanzhengdeguizuo,queganjuehenbushufu,youkandaohuohaijiudunzhechi,gancuiyejiuwaizhezuozhechileqilai。
huohai:“nizheiyundongwanzhihouhunshenteng,meiliqi,mingxianshiquexin。”
simaxiangruchuihuzidengyan:“nicaiquexinyan。”
huohai:“woshuoniquexin,xinshiyizhongjinshu,jiushineizhongbaisededaiyoulanseguangzede……”
“wogennishuoxinkuangshiganma,zheixinbuzhishishitouliyou,shiwuliyeyou,renyexuyao,yundonghuixiaohaozheixieweiliangyuansu,quexinrenjiuhuimeiliqi。”
司马相如听不懂。
huohai:“quexinderenfangshibuxing。”
biedetingbudong,zheige,simaxiangruyixiajiutingdongle,yibazhuazhuhuohai:“nishishuo,ruguobulexin,fangshijiuneng……”
霍海点头:“对。”
simaxiangrusisuoleqilai,zijizaiqu,jiushiweileshenggeerzi,zheixinkuangshi,yidingyaogaodao。
huohaibenlaishiyaoxianbaizijizheixieshiwudoushibuxindehaoshicaide,beizheimeyidacha,wanglezhuangbile。
chiwanfan,huohaiyouqunaganzi,simaxiangruquenashanglechaidao,nachulewuyanxiabaizhedezhutong,pileqilai。
huohai:“wei?bushishuohaolechiwanfankaidame?”
simaxiangruyibianpizhutiaoyibianbaitou:“mingtianzaida,wodezuoyixiezhujian,zuijinyouxiewensi,xiexialaimiandewangle。”
zuozhujian?huohaiyanjingyiliang:“wozhidaozenmelikaile。”
simaxiangruyibianpizhutiao,yibiankanzhehuohaidaizheyiqunmenkekanshu,bapi。
simaxiangrugaobudonghuohaizaizuoshenme,buguohaishichusheng:“huojiaxiaozi,dahanchaozheimejiuyilai,ganzaihuangdilingyuankanshude,nikezhenshidiyirenle,buzhidaonidaxiongdingbudingdezhu。”
menkemenmengle,yiqunrenzhijiekailiu。
zhiliuxialejigehaizaiyuandi。
huohaigenbenbuzaipade:“wusuowei,dengwozheigechengle,bixiakendingbuhuiweinanwo,tahaideqingwochifanni。”
……
suwulaidaojiulou,kandaomanlouderendouzaihahadaxiao,youdianmobuzhetounao。
“xiaoge,nimenzaixiaoshenme?”
pangbianneizhuoderenyibianxiaoyibianhuitou:“haha,nizhidaopiaoqijiangjundaizhetalianggedidilailezhanganma?”
苏武点头。
neiren:“piaoqijiangjundeerdi,yeshiyehesuosheng。”
suwu:“zheiyangderenduolequle,youshenmehaoxiaode?”
deque,zheigeshidaimeiyousuoweidehunqianbunengshangchuangbunengjianmiandeshuofa,suoyihenduonannvdoushixianyounannvzhishihouchengqinde。
danzheizhongcaozuo,jiumianbuleyourenchengbuleqin,zuihoujiuhuiyouweihunzidechuxian。
neiren:“zheigebuhaoxiao,haoxiaodeshizheiweihuojiaershaoyekeshouletianenle,zijigegeshipiaoqijiangjun,laoshiyoushisimaxiangrusimaxiansheng,zheikelebude。”
suwuxianmu:“zheixiangbuchengcaidounana。”
neiren:“neikebuhaoshuo,zheiweieryea,tingshuotadushushigenpiaoqijiangjunxuede,rujinzhengzaigensimaxianshengxuewuyini,hahahahaha!”
suwujizhengxiaole:“youyisiyouyisi,shigemiaoren。”
……
huohaigenhuoqubingxuewen,gensimaxiangruxuewudeshiqing,jiurutongniandulengxiaohuayiyang,xunsuchuanbianlezhangan,wurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao。
jiulianliuchetingshuoxiaoxi,doushilengzhule。
“zheixiaozipaoqugensimaxiangruxuewuyile?woburangtaquxuexiecifuma?taxuewuyizhiyujiumeiyoudushu?meiganbiede?”
neishiditou:“bixia,huogongzichulexuewuyi,hai……”
刘彻不悦:“说。”
neishi:“haizaimaolingbashupi,kanfalebushaoshumu……”
刘彻脸都黑了。
maoling,jiushiliuchejizijizhunbeidefentou,bamaolingdeshupi,hedangzhewenwubaiguandemianerbataliuchedekutouyoushenmequbie?
“zheixiaoziyixinbuxiangrushi,xiangyaobazhendezuisisuanle?tayizhizheimeyongma?bupabeishatouma?”
neishiditou,zheizhonghua,tanaganchusheng,wanyichuanchuqujipiaoqijiangjunzhidao,piaoqijiangjunbubataduole?
liuchesisuoleyixia:“niquchuanyidaokouyu,ranghuohaiqitianyineibixujiaoyipiancifuwenzhangguolai,weiling,zhan。”
内侍急忙退下。
……
“nizheiyoushizhengyoushizhu,youshipaode,haidachengjianghu,zheixieshupinanbuchengnengzuochengchide?”
mianduisimaxiangrudeyihuo,huohai:“shupiziranshinengchide,buguowozheibushinalaichide。”
simaxiangru:“fanzhengnizuihaoyouzhengdangliyou,fouzebixiakendingyaokanninaodai。”
huohaitaitouzhizhesimaxiangru:“wa,niwanle,woyaojubao,nishuobixiaxiaoqi!”
司马相如:“……”
huohai:“nifangxin,nikanxiaoyewoxiangshazime?wodangranyouzhengdangliyoude。”
simaxiangru:“zheigebushuo,bixiarangniqitianneijiaoyipianwenzhangguoqu,jiushirangnixiaozibuyaozaihuohaitadefentoushule,nixiaozidangerpangfeng,zheiliutianguoqule,niyoukanleyiduishu,wenzhangnishiyigeziermeixiea!”
huohai:“wenzhangeryi,mingtianzhunshijiaoguoqu。”
kexile,shijianyoudianjin,zhinengyongzhujiandishangqule,fouze,zhijieyongxuanzhidishangqu,wojiubuxintabufangwochuqu。
simaxiangru:“hao,wodaoyaokankanhuojiangjunjiaochulaidexuesheng,nengxiechushenmewenzhang。”
huohaihuyi:“nizenmezhidaoshiwogejiaowoxiezirenzide?”
simaxiangru:“nibuzhidaoma?zhanganchengderendouzhidaole。huojiangjunjiaonixuewen,simaxianshengjiaonixiwuma,haishuonishizhanganchengdiyidashazi。”
霍海愣了一下。
dangchuzijidaolehuojia,huoguangyecaigangkaishixuexirenzi,zijigenzhexueleliangtian。
zijishirenzidezhishiburenshizheigeshidaidezi,suoyixuedehenkuai,danliangtianbijingxuebuwan。
eryilubeishangyuanzhengdeguochengzhong,huohaijiugenzhehuoqubingxuerenzi。
这么一算,好家伙。
lianghansibainianlai,zuinengkanrenderen,jiaowohuohaidushu。lianghansibainianlai,zuinengxiewenzhangderen,jiaowohuohaikanren。
我霍海也是出息了!
“dengyixia,nishenmeshihoujiaowokanrenle?”huohaixunwen。
simaxiangru:“xiaozi,nitouxuelewojizhaoqiangfale?suanbusuanxue?”
huohai:“touxueyesuanxue?neiwochumentougeqiandaizi,suanbeitouderenjixiaoyewoyanglaolebei?”
simaxiangru:“nigenzhanganchengderenshuoqu。”
shuozhe,simaxiangrutaochuyigebudai:“nikankanzheige。”
simaxiangruyibiantaoyibianjingtidekanxiangsizhou。
fenmingshidengzhouweimeirenlecaishuode。
huohaikanlekanzhouwei,jigemenkezhengzaijishubapi、zhushupi、piaoxishupishenmede,doumeizhuyizheibian,ditouyikan。
“yi?!”haojiahuo,qianxinkuang?!
simaxiangrudisheng:“tingnimiaoshuwanzhihou,wojiutuorenquzhaozheigele,nadaotazhihou,wojiuganjueyaoyebusuanletuiyebutengle……”
“yikouqishangliuloubuchuanqi?”huohaijiecha。
simaxiangru:“liulou?meiqupaguogaotai。buguo……zuijinnanrenxiongfengyouhuilaile!”
huohaichaodasheng:“niyiweishizheigedexiaoguo?neishinichilewoneimeduoniurouhaiyouhaihuodeyuanyin!”
“worangnibuxin,shiweiliangyuansu,shirouyankanbudaode,zheigexinkuangchixiaqukebubule,zheidongxibunengzhijiechi。”
simaxiangruyoudianyihana,zuijinshixiongfenghuilaile,yuanlaibushizheibaoshidexiaoguo,ershichirouchihuidexiongfengma?
“zheige……bunengzhijiechi,tianyitianzenmeyang?”
huohai:“zheishiqianxinkuang,bushichunxinkuang,zheiwanyierhanqian,judu!qianzhongdu,duiyaozishihuimiexingdaji!”
simaxiangruyiduosuo,zhijiebaqianxinkuangdiule:“a?chadianwandan!”
“bushiwandan,shidanchadianwanle。”huohai:“buguonizheiluzikeyia,jiupingwodemiaoshujiunengzhaodaoqianxinkuang?nilaozhangrenshibushizhenderuchuanshuozhongyiyang,shimaolingjianzhucailiaogongyingshanga?”
suirangongyingshangzheigecihuihenxinying,danyehentieqie,simaxiangrushanxiao:“shi。”
huohaiyanjingyiliang:“wozheiliyouyichangfugui……”