第3章

“ai,haolei,bujiaxiongdi,shuangjifanzhuanyixiajiuhaole。”

“xiongdimenzuoshangjiaoqiandaojiadoucanyuyixia。”

yinweimeiyoulianguomai,lichenyeyoudianmeigaoqingchuzenmefanzhuan,danchurenyiliaodeshizheicilingquanbingmeiyouyidianbunaifan,ershiwenshengxiyudejiaotaruhefanzhuanpingmu。

“quangenibianle,juranzongrongzhangdebinishuaideren!”

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“wa,zheixiaogegezhangdehenshuaiya!”

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genjuzijishifudeguji,yigechenfujidetiliang,gujinanhansuoyoudecaifajiaqilaidoubibuguo!

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脑子好痒……

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zijidezhibojianzenmejiuyinqizheiyangdeyinzangdalaodeguanzhuleni?

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“aiyo,zheixiehezikeshiyouxieniantoulea,gemen,nishixiangkanhezime?haishihezilizhuangdeyoudongxi?”

lichenyonglaizhuangdongxideheziyebushiputonghuo,jibendoushiyongyixieshangleniantoudemingguimuliaozhicheng。

“hezimeishenmekande,quange,xianjiwokankanzheimeiqianbiba,zanmendaihuierzaikanhezilidedongxi。”

shuozhe,lichenjiangyimeiminghuanghuangdejinbifangzaishouxinzhanshizaizhibojiannei。

“我凑,金大头?”

“jinbibanyuandatoufeilong?”

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“起飞起飞!”

“yiyanjia,zheiwanyishineimerongyijiandaode?”

“loushangdechunnc,zheimeibibuguanshicongxingzhihaishiyapolilaishuodouyidianwentimeiyou,jueduidedakaimen!”

“wolianyindedoumeijiandaoguo,zheiwanyierjuranhaiyoujinde?”

zhibojianxiongdimenfenfenbiaodazheduizheimeijinbidezanyanggenhuaiyi,erlingquanqueshitailetaiyanjing,henbudebayanjingtiedaopingmushangqukanzheimeijinbi!

“我ca……”

“buduibudui,buhaoyisiagewei,kouwukouwu,zhengnengliangzhibojian,zhengnengliangaxiongdimen!”

bukuishizhengnengliangzhubo,suiranbeizheimeibiyouxiezhenjingdaole,dan‘cao’zidouchulaiyibanlehainengshouhuiquyezhenshijuele!

“gemen,najinyidian,fanguolaiwokankan。”

suiranjuedeyijingdachabuchale,danbaozheyanjindetaidu,lingquanhaishiranglichenquanfangweizhanshileyixiazheimeijinbifeilong。