第3章
zhouyubeitakandexinlifamao。
danxiangdaozheiweilaotaitaishizijidefensi，kendinghuibangzheziji，dunshiyoufangxiaxinlai。
“shennainai，shilinxingyexiantiaoshide，wobuguoshixiangbangzheijiadianpuxuanchuanyixia......”zhouyushuozhetanlekouqi，“shennainai，niyebuyongmata，bijingdajiaxiangfabutong。”
“hushuo！”linxingyerenbuzhufanbo，“tanalerenjiazuchuandecixiuhuayang，xiangbianxianweiqiongyouguzhenchoubeijingfei！”
沈栀桐眼神一凛。
tazhuantoukanxianglubiandexiaodian，yiweiwushiduosuidefurenzhenghongzheyankuangzhanzaimenkou，shoulijinjinzuanzheyikuaijingmeidexiupin。
“可有此事？”
furenhongzheyankuangdiantou：“zheihuayangshiwozumuchuanxialaide，tashuoyaonazoupaizhao，danbukenqianhetongyebujiqian......”
“haoyige‘jieyongtuiguang’。"talengxiaoyisheng，zhuanxiangjiemuzufuzeren，“jiemuzujiushirucizongrongjiabinqiyabaixingde？”
fuzerenetoumaohan：“shennainai，zheishigewuhui......”
“wuhui？”shenzhitongshengyindourantigao，“neinidaoshishuoshuoshenmedifangwuhuile，yaoshishuobumingbai，wosunzishoudeweiqubixuyougejiaodai！”
linxingyezhenglezheng，luchubukezhixindemuguang。
tabenyiweinainaiganguolaishiyaozebeitameiyourangzhezhouyu，jieguotajuranzaibangzijishuohua。
周煜此刻也懵了。
zheilaotaipobushizijidefensima？
zhiqiantakanzhibodeshihouhaikanjiantajizijidacallni！
zhouyudeliansebiandenankan，zaicikaikoujieshi。
“shennainai，nikenengbuzhidaozheidangzongyideguize，womenwuweijiabinzaiguzhenqiongyou，shikeyigepingbenshizhuanqujingfeigaishanshenghuo。”
“erqiewonazoutadecixiuhuayangduitayeyouhaochu，wokeyiliyongwodezhimingdujitaxuanchuan，erqiehainengchugelianmingkuan，womeishoutaguanggaofeijiuyijinghenjitamianzile。”
shenzhitongzuijiaofanqilengyi。
qiaoqiaozheiziyiweishiyuqi，jugaolinxiadetaidu。
yigerenbuguanzenmeweizhuang，zhenshidexiguandouhuiyinzangzaiyiyanyixingli。
zheigezhouyu，jueduibushishenmehaodongxi。
“buguannidechufadianshishenme，douxuyaodedaodianzhuderenke，zheishiqimadelimaohezunzhong，zaizheshuo，niyaoshizhenxiangbangtaxuanchuan，weishenmebukengentaqianhetongni？”
“这......”
zhouyuyanshenshanduo，kebanleyixiacaishuodao：“woyigegongzhongrenwuhainengpiantama？”
“pianbupiandewobuzhidao，danshi......”
linxingyehurankaikou，“danwoganggangtingdaonigentashuo，ruguotabukenjiaochucixiu，nidefensikendinghuiwangbaota，zheifenmingjiushiweixie！”
linxingyezuihouyijuhua，zhidiyousheng，zaijiashangtashuaiqidewaibiaohejiaohaodetitai，chongmanfengduhezhengyigan。
【xingyehaoshuai！erqiesanguanhaozheng！】
【duibizhixiazhouyujianzhilantoulehaoma！】
【fangpi！womengegeyipianhaoxin！nimenhaoxindangzuolvganfei！】
danmuzaicichaodebukekaijiao。
“zheibushiweixie！shitixing！”
zhouyuyuanbenbaixideliandouyaohongle，haixiangjixuzuiying。
danzheishizhouyudejingjirenturanlazhuleta，zaitaerbiandiyulejiju。
zhouyuzheicaiqingxingguolai，haoxian，renshechadianbengle。
tayanshennaohuodidingleyiyanlinxingyeheshenzhitong，huanhuanjuleyigong。
zheicideshiqingxiansuanle，dengluzhiwanjiemuyaonimenhaokan。
“shiwokaolvdebugouzhouquan，meinengzhanzaidianpulaobandejiaodushangsikaowenti，wojigeweidaoqian。”
shuohuajian，zhouyuhenhenqialeyixiadatui，hongzheyankuangtaiqitou，yanleishunzhelianjiadiluo，shengyingengyanzheshuodao：“duibuqi。”
chengkendetaidu，weiqudeyuqi，haoxiangshishouletiandadeyuanwang。
【malegebazide！womenyugegezheimehaodenanhaizi，pingshenmeshouzheizhongqi！】
【wocuiyuxuanshiminggenlinxingyeshibuliangli！】
【zheigedianpudemingziwojizhule，wanshangguanhaomen，buranhouguozifu！】
shenzhitongnachushoujikanleyanpianchangzhibo，luchuguoranrucidebiaoqing。
zhouyuzheigejingjirenbujiandan，budanguanjianshikebatalazhu，haichulezheimegeyituiweijindezhuyi。
budanxibailetagangcaidexingwei，haizengjialefensinianxing。
“wojieshounidedaoqian......suansuanleba。”
puzidelaobanxinqingyumen，zhixiangganjinjieshuzheijianshi。
“等等。”
shenzhitonghurankaikoujiaozhupuzilaoban，zuijiaoluchuxiaoyi。
“zhouxiansheng，jirannirenshidaozijidecuowu，chufadianyoushihaode，gancuigenzheiweilaobanqiangehetong，dengluzhijieshuzhihoubangwuchangbangtaxuanchuan，zheizhongcixiuyinggaishifeiwuzhiwenhuayichan，zuohaoleduiwenhuachuanchengyeshiyizhongbangzhu。”
周煜表情一僵。
shenmeyisi，tafeilebantianjing，yimaoqianjingfeimeilaozhe，ranhouhaiyaobangzheigebushitaijudenvrenxuanchuan，haiwuchang？
“zhei......weilebubiyaodemafan，haishirangwodetuanduigenta......”
zhouyuzhengyaozhaogeliyoujujue，shenzhitonghuranduilinxingyeshuodao。
“xingye，zheizhonghaoshiniyeyaozuo，burunimenlianggerenlianmingxuanchuan，ruguozhouxianshengbuyuanyiwuchang，xuanchuandefeiyongnilaichu。”
linxingyetingjianzheihua，duanzansikaozhihou，huxiyizhi。
tahaoxiangmingbainainaizheimezuodemudele。
jintiantahezhouyudemaodunyizhouyudedaoqianjieshu，jiemuluzhijieshuzhihou，zhipazheigemaicixiudepuziyaobeifengkuangdefensizhengdaodaobi！
danruguolianggerenlianmingxuanchuan，neifensijiumeifagongjipuzi，shenzhihaiyaodaozheililaidakaxiaofei。
erqienainaifangcaidehuashuodeyejuemiao。
ruguozhouyubuyuanyiwuchang，youtalaichuqian，wuxingzhizhongzhouyujiubeibilexiaqu。
mingxingnayoubuyaomianzide，zhouyukendingbunengzaizheigeshihousongle。
zhouyudejingjirenyinchenzhelian，sisididengleyiyanshenzhitong，ranhouyoudishengduizhezhouyushuolejiju。
zhouyuwenyan，biaoqingbichilesicangyinghainanshou。
peilefurenyouzhebing，zhenggebaigan！
kepianpianyoubunengrensong，tabeizheigelaotaitaijiazaigaotaishangle。
“wojuedeshennainaidexiangfahenhao，wo......yuanyixuanchuan！”
zuihousigezi，jihushicongzhouyuyafenglibengchulaide。
yucitongshi，**renjidongdeshoudouzaidou。
mingxingqiajiaredugurangao，danshihuishoudaofensifanshi。
danjingguoshenlaotaitaiyijiaohe，zheigeshijianturanbianchengdingliulianshouxuanchuanlefeiwuzhiwenhuayichan，jiangjiemuneihanbagaoleyidajie！
daoshihoubujinjinshichiguafensi，jiulianxihuanchuantongwenhuaderenyehuilaiyikanjiujing！
这可是破天的流量！
shenlaotaitaizhenshijiemuzudefuxinga！
tasuibianzhengdianhuojiunengyouzheizhongjiemuxiaoguo！zheiyangderenzenmekandoubuxiangshinaocanfena！
buguangshi**ren，lianlinxingyedouduishenzhitongguamuxiangkan。
yiqiannainaiyidianzhangbeideyangzidoumeiyou，zhenggeyidianpo。
jintiantayantanjuzhixiangshibianlegeren，erqiesiweijiweizhenmi，zuoshidishuibulou。
这还是他奶奶吗！