“不可能!”
wujinglidunshilianhongbozicudehoudao:“cunkoudecuihuashendoushuole，sanshiliutiaotuidouzuohaole!nimenyaoshimeicouqiqian，dingsanshiliutiaotuiganshenme!”
liuhuianmeinaixinle，chaoqishoubiandebiandanjiuchouleguoqu!
“ganshenme!wodasinigebuxiaozi!laoniangshengchijianyong，yigenxiancaidoudejiaosanbiandegongnidudaxue，quxifu!nijiuzheimehuibaowode!bushiyaoqianjiushiyaocai!”
“dingdong!duiduiduizhanghudaozhangwuyuan!”
ehuo！zheipotiandefuguiyeshirangwoliuhuianjiezhele？buxing，zaishiyici！
laoeryibiantiaozhejiaodewanghoubeng，linghuodeduozheliuhuiandebiandan。
dantaduoshandesuduyuanmeiyoubiandanluoxiadesudukuai，bukebimiandeailejixia。
wangxuefenyanjingdoudengyuanle，zheisilaotaipofenglebucheng:“ma!nifengla!zheishijingli!”
“啪!”
“嗷!”
打人的是扁担。
被打的是王雪芬!
yuanlaishiwujingliyankanzheiyibiandanduobuguoqu，shenshoulawangxuefendangleyixia!
“dingdong，qingxufaxie+1，duiduiduixitongdaozhangwuyuan!”
“nigesilaotaipo!bujiqianhaidaren!wogennipinla!”
shuozhe，jiufengkuangdechongleguoqu!
liuhuianzhengzhunbeinabiandandangyixia，quebuxiangyizhixianxi**deshoubeizhuazheyanqiandewangxuefenzhijieshuailechuqu!
“啪!”
wangxuefenhushangqiangdeshengyin!
woneirouruobunengzilidedaerxilinengkangding？!
“bibisha!chaozhewoshuijuele!”
chenxiutaobenlaibuxiangguande，taneisixinyandepopoyitiantiandejiuzhidaojilaoerbalaqian，danjintianbianle，laotaipobuxiangjile!
qianzainanfenga!shuijuekeyihuanyihuier!
wujinglikanzheshunzheqianghuaxialaidelaopo，yishimeifanyingguolai，zhidaowangxuefenzhiwaluanjiaozheteng，zheicaitongshoutongjiaodepaoguoqubarenfuqilai。
“dasao，nizheishishenmeyisi!”
a，budui!tadasaobushibingwaiwaiqibulechuangma？
chenxiutaomilemiyanjing:“nilaopoyaodazanma!”
dui，woshihaoren，wolaibaohumade!
“neiyebunengjiangrenshuaiqiangshanga!”
“e，buhaoyisi，meishuixing，lidaomeikongzhihao!xiaciwozhuyi!”
guitemazhuyi!sheiyaonizhuyile!
“噗呲!”
liuhuianrenbuzhuxiaole，meixiangdaobingwaiwaidedaerxifushizheimegemiaoren。
“laoer，laoerxifu，xiangfenfangzijiukaoziji，biexiangzoujiejing!zheiyiqiankuaiqian，womenmeiyou。congjintianqi，nimeigeyuedegongzishangjiaoshiwu，butiejiayong!”
wangxuefendiyigefandui:“pingshenme!”
liuhui**xialian:“pingshenme？!jiupingjializaguomaitiegongtashangledaxue!jiupingtaqunihualeyiqiankuai!jiupingwoshitama!”
wujingliyebianlelianse:“ma，chenglishadouhuaqian，womendouhaibugouyongni!”
liuhuianlengxiaoleyisheng:“jibuji，nishuolebusuan，nengbunengyaodao，shiwodebenshi!nimenshejiyuandelingdaoxingfang，duiba!”
“ma!nidaodixiangganshenme!nixianghuilewoma？huilewo，duiniyoushenmehaochu!”
“huileni？neibuneng，zheixienianhuazainishenshangde，haidoumeiyaohuilai，zenmezheyedehuilebenzaishuo!”
wangxuefenhenhendedengzheliuhuian，gangkaikou:“nigesilaotaipo......”
yibazhangcubujifangdeshuaileshangqu:“ma，tamani!wotinijiaoxunta!”
liuhuiantiaotiaomei:“ng，nishigehaode!”
wujinglihaixiangshuoshenme，wucishenglanzhutashuodao:“zouba，jialimeiqianjini，huiquba!”
“bama，nimenbiehouhui!”
fanglejuhenhua，wujinglichanfuzhewangxuefenlangbeidezoule。
liuhuianhaimeilaidejichakanyixiazijishibushizhendeyoulexitong，jiutingjianlaosanzazahuhudecongwaimianjinlai。
“妈！我饿了！”
“eshenmee！yitiantiandeesiguitoutaia！”
“duiduiduixitongdaozhang：liangyuan！”
laosanwujingzhoumolemonaodai：“ma，laowuyoukaozale？”
genzaihoumiandelaowu：shawanyier？guanwoshashiera!
laosanyankanliuhuianbudalita，youniwaidaotashenbian：“ma，jinfengdayinggenwochuduixiangle！zhiyaowodaitaquchishuanguozi，tajiushinibanshangdingdingdeerxifule，nikaixinbu？”
liuhuianbaxiaolanziyishuai，youxiangdaoletangzaishoushushidengsideziji，qideshuangyanmaohuo，yibazhangjiuhushanglelaosandelian，zhudayigebupianbuyi：“nikanwokaixinbu？yitiantiandebuzhesiliu，bushizhaomaojiushidougou，yankanershisuiderenle，zhengshigongkaolemeiyoushihuiyeyoubahui！**diandi！nihaiburu**ni！
neimiaojinfengshishenmeren？!mianfangchangdeyizhihua！tanengkanshangnizheigelanhama！bieshuochiyihuiguozi！jiushishihuiguozi，tayebushininengdiaohuiwoderou！
nichenzaojiwosilezheitiaoxin！yaoshiganjiwonongchugeazashi，nikanwohuibuhuibolenidepi！gunquzuofan！laowushuawan!”
“duiduiduixitongdaozhang：shiyuan！”
liuhuianshutanle，marenhaiyouqian，shuangdeyipi！
wujingzhoumengbile，kaishihuiyizuijinshibushiganshashiebushedeshile，shangcishuozijiyaozhaoduixiangdeshihou，laomahaishitinggaoxing，jinerzheishizenmele？
laosanbiebiezui:“dasaobushizaini!dasaozuo!”
liuhuiannielenieshouzhi，meirenzhu，chaoqibiandanjiuhuileguoqu!
“nizuobuzuo!zuobuzuo!nidasaoyitiantiandeqiannimendea！zuobuzuo？”
“zuozuozuo，ma，wozuo，wozuohaibuxingma！”
“heng!yitiantiande，jiushiqianshoushi!”
laowubeihedebuganzhisheng，kanlekanzijicongbaideshouzhi，qiaoqiaohuchuyikouqi，zaozhidaojiubuhuilaile，haiburuchibanzhangjidetudousigaifanni!
meilihuihuaiyirenshengdexiaoerzi，liuhuiantuikaiwoshidemen，dasuanquerenyixia，zijishibushizhendeyongyouleyigexitong！shangbeizikanleneimeduoxiaoshuo，meixiangdaohaiyouzhende！
“系统？”
“我在。”
“怼怼怼系统？”
“我在！”
“能现原形么？”
duiduidui：“。。。。。”
“wobushiyaoguai，meiyouyuanxing！”
“nei，liangchunidedaima！”
“你看不懂！”
e，shigewenti，taqueshikanbudong！
“为什么是我？”
“daimasuijichouqude。”
“woshidiyigeshiyongde？”
“bushi！nizenmebuwenzhongdian？”
“什么是重点？”
“duiniyoumeiyouhaichu？wodegongnengshishenme？qianzenmecainengdaozijikoudai！！！”
“哦，那你说吧！”
duiduidui：“。。。。”tabangdinglegeshenmewanyier？
“duinimeiyouhaichu，woshishikongzhanglangxintoufangdezhengguitong，zhuyaorenwushishoujishuangdianhoufanhuizhanglang，jizairenwushijiezhongqingganshouchuangderenwuzheliaoshang。wozhiyoujibendebeibaochuwugongneng，jinidejianglijianghuicunzaixitongbeibaonei，keyisuishiquyong!”
“嗯，不错！”
duiduidui：aaa，bentongbushimishu！danbentongyaobaochigaoleng！
“duiduiduizhanghubencidaozhangershieryuanzheng。”leile，buxiangganle，kaijujiuxiangtuichule!
liuhuianxiaowanleyanjing，yanjiaodezhezhoudouduoleliangtiao。