“hongshaorou，hongshaoqiezi，hongshaotudoukuai。”
三个菜，点好了。
lixingluozhuantoukanxiangta，zheirenjintianzenmele？
和红烧的干上了！
fuwuyuanshoulecaidanxiaquzhunbei，lixingluokezheguazi，jiyanshaociyezhualeyiba。
“nichangchang，zheiguaziweidaobucuo。”
yanshaocikanzhemianqiandekuihuazi，meiyoudongshou。
lixingluokantabuchi，yejiukankan，aichibuchi，zijiguzhezijikedekakaxiang。
“lixingluo？zhendeshinilixingluo？”
turanyigebulimaodeshengyinxiangqilai，yijiasankoutongtongzhuantoukanqu，yigetangzhedajuan，chuanzhebulajidenvrenyaoyeshengzidizouguolai。
“tianna，zhendeni，wohaiyiweiworencuorenleni！”
yizhangnongzhuangyanmodelian，peizhekuazhangdebiaoqing，doukuaiduidaotalianshangle。
lixingluoshenziwanghoulielelie，muguangshangshangxiaxiadidaliangyifan：“nisheiya？”
“woshishei？nishizaiwenwoshishei？”
youshizheifufangfotingdaoshenmehuajidexiaohuadekuazhangmoyang，dingzhelixingluoyouwenleyibian：“nishirenbudewoshisheilema？”
lixingluoxinxiangnalaideshenjingbing，kanzhetakanzhizhangdeyiyang，“**mayaorendeni？haishishuonizijidouburendenizijishishei？ruguonizhendeburendezijishishei，neiqingnihuijiazhaonima，tameizhunhuigaosuni，nishishei。”
duiyuzheiyangbulimaodeshenjingbing，lixingluoshiyidianmeijiliuqingmian。
erduifangsihushilengleyixia，kantadeyanshenyebiandemosheng，zhishiyouyizhongkanguaitaidemoyang？
“nizhenshilixingluo，yuebancundelixingluo？”
busixindeneirenyouwenleyiju。
lixingluodangzhenburenshita，tayoubushiyuanzhu。
dankanzheigeshenjingbingnvrendeyangzi，gujishirenshiyuanzhude。
dagailvguanxihaibutaihao。
taitaiyanpi，takaikou：“nidaodishishei？zhaowoshenmeshi？”
“wo，woshinibiaojieguoguizhi。”guoguizhijiantazhenburenshiziji，zheicaizibaominghaodijieshaoziji。
表姐？
原主有表姐吗？
哦！好像是有一个。
buguoshuzhongmiaoshudebiaojieshixiaoyanjingtaxianbidazuichunde。
yanqianzheiweisuiranshuobushangduohaokanpiaoliang，danjueduibushishuzhongmiaoxiedeyangzi。
dingzhekanlejimiao，lixingluohuangrandawu：“nizhengrongle？”
zheiyiliandekejiyuhenhuo，jiushiyuanzhulaileyerenbudezheiweibiaojiea！
guoguizhiyidianmeiyoubeichaichuandenankan，faneryiliandeyangyangdeyi，“zenmeyang，shibushihenhaokan，haokandenidourenbudele。”
shuozhe，tajingranyi**jileguolai，zuozaitadeshenbian，yongzhetaneizhangkanzhejiuxiangliandelianduizheta。
黎星落：……！
erguoguizhicishishangxiadaliangqitayifan，“kannixianzaiguodeyebucuo，tingeryishuonijiarenle，zheiweijiushinijianeiweima？”
shuozhetakanxiangleyanshaoci，yongzheyishuangyanjiaokaidaotaiyangxuedeyanjingsiyidaliangzheta。
lixingluoyouxiebugaoxingle，zheishenjingbingshimeijianguonanrenma？
yixiazizhanqishen，lixingluozoudaoduimian，bayanshishibaoqilai，zijiaizheyanshaocizuo，yishoubaozheshishi，yishouwanzhunanrendegebo。
yanshaocizhouranyijiang，kanxianggeboshangxiaonvrendexiaoshou。
zheinvren，datingguangzhongzhixiajiuwanziji，yidiandoubujinchi。
taiyanzaikanxiangxiaonvrendeliandan，jiujiantaxiaozuibabadeheneigeshenmebiaojieshuodao：
“duiya，zheiweishiwolaogong，yanshaoci。zheigeshiwonvershishi。”
shuowanyousixiangdaoshenme，kanzhetawen：“duile，biaojienizenmehuizaihaishi？dayibushishuonijiadaojingshiqule？zenme，lihunle？”
yishanglaijiushuobierenlihunle，guoguizhiliansedoubuhaole！
“sheilihun，wocaimeilihun，woshigenzhenijiefulaihaishizuoshengyide。”guoguizhidao。
lixingluoeleyixiadiandiantou，suihouwen：“zuoshengyia！zuoshenmeshengyide，woneigejiefuni，zenmemeikanjianta？”
“shuichanshengyi，zaigebihaixianshichangshouzhangni。”guoguizhishuodeneijiaoyigeyangyangdeyi，shuowanhaibuwangkanxiangxieduimiandeyanshaoci，“buzhidaomeifushizuoshenmegongzuode？”
yanshaocimeiyoudahua，shenpanglixingluoqiangzhehuida：“jiushigongdishangdegongzuo，bunenghejiefubi。”
guoguizhiyitinggengjiayangyangdeyile，“aiya，gongdikebuxinga。youleiyouzhuanbudaoqian，buruameifunijiugenzhejiefumaiyu，youqiantude。”
neizhigaoqiyangdetaidu，neitaigaodexiaba，yingzheguangxiandoukuaikandaotoumingtile。
“buyongbuyong。”lixingluodoubudengyanshaocishuohua，mashangtaishoujujue，“womenzheiyangtinghaode，buxuyaoyouduodadeqiantu。”
“aiya，nizenmehaiheyiqianyiyang，huadouburangrenjiashuode。”guoguizhiyiliandezeguai，ranhoukanxiangyanshaocishiyoushiyiliandeqianyi，“zhenshirangmeifujianguaile，wozheigemeimeiameishangguoshenmexue，congxiaoyebadaoguanle，meifunikeqianwanbieshengqi，biehemeimeichaojia。”
我擦
zheishenjingbingpaozheifanjianlaile！
lixingluolvlelvxiuzi，gangxianghetazhengmiangangyixia，ranhoufuwuyuanjiushangcailaile。
jieguoguoguizhiyikanjianyipanpanbaishangzhuozidecaise，limajixusousoufangjian。
“aiya，zenmechizheige。zheiduoyounia，meimeibushiwoshuoni，jiusuanniyiqianmeijianguoshenmeshimianyebuyongdianzheimexiezhongyoudedongxi，haichengyihaixianshuichanwenming，niyaoshibuhuidiancaijiurangmeifudian，nizaiyipangduokanzhedianxuezhedian，biejiushichuanleyishenhaoyishang，haiyaobierenshuoshitubaozi！”
lixingluodoubeiqixiaole，kankanzhuozishangdefancai，zaikanxiangta：“chizheixiezenmejiutule？niyangqinidouconglaibuchirou，buchiyoudema？”
guoguizhisihuzaicizhaodaoleyouyuegan，shuodao：“wodangranchi，buguowochideroushiniurou，niupai，youshijiankangdeganlanyou，ganlanyounizhidaoshishenmema？jiuchiqilaiyidianyebuni，haihenjiankangdeyizhongyou。”
shuowantayouyibaishou，yangqihuxiangbufuqidewuguan，“suanle，shuoleniyebuzhidao，yihoujiugenzhewoxue，woyidianhuigaidiaonishenshangneixiecongxiaodaodademaobingde。”
我尼玛
lixingluo“pa”diyipaizhuozi，gangyaofahuoshenpangdenanrenturanshenshoupailepaitadexiaoshou，shiyitashaoanwuzao。
ranhouzijiduishangguoguizhi：“buzhidaobiaojiezaishenmedifanggongzuo？”
guoguizhiyileng，mashangshuodao：“wobushangbande，zaijiuxixiyifuzuozuofan。”
yanshaocidiandiantou，“ng，wojiaxingluoyaoshangbande，jialijiuqinggebaomuzhaogu。kanbiaojiedejianshiguang，buzhidaobiaojieyoumeiyourenshibijiaokaopudebaomujiwomenjieshaoyixia。”