第一章 相亲被设计

“woyijingjinijiangzhiqiandeshiqinggaodingle,nidengxiashangqule,yidingyaodangzhelengxuanruidemian,hewojiejieqinre,zhidaolema?”

“wozhidaole,ruguobeineigenanrenjidangmianzhuangjianlezenmebana?”

“zheigenijiubieguanle,nizhiyaobawojiejidaidao502fangjianjiuxingle,qitadeshiqingjiaojiwojiuxingle。”

lengxuanruizenmeyebuhuixiangdaozijibuguoshizaimenkoudaleyigedianhua,jiutingdaolezheimejingcaideduihua,erqiehaishigenzijiyouguande。zheiduijiemeiganqinghaizhendebushiyibandeshena!kanlaijintianwanshangyouhaoxikanle。

lengxuanruikandaoyigenanrendongzhangxiwangdeshanglelou,tagenleshangqu,zhaoleyigebuyuanbujindedifangzuoxiale,dengzhekanhaoxi。

neigenanrenhenkuaijiudaolemubiaosuozai,jingzizuozaileshafashang,kanzheduimianzaoyijingpaxiadechalvseshenyingmanmandenuojin。

zhishizhuoshangpazhedexiaoshenying,cikeyijinghaowufanying,sihaoganjuebudaoweixiandeqixi。lengxuanruikanzheneirenyidianyidiandedongzuo,mouzilimiandeshenyiyuefashenleqilai,zheijianshiqingyuelaiyueyouqule,qinjiadeerxiaojiehaizhendeshigelihaidejiaosea。

neirenyuelaiyuekaojinta,huanhuandejiangyoushoudazaileqinfanhuideshenshang,mengdijiangtalouzailehuaili,lianshangluchuledechengdexiaoyi。

qinfanhuibutingdetuikaishufuzhezijideshoubei,benshenyiranyouqiwulidele,cikegengshiwulituidiaole。

neirenkandaoqinfanhuiyijingkuaiyaoshushoujiuqinle,lianshanglouchuleyimodeyidexiaorong,jiangtadelianmengdibaiguolai,zhunbeiyikouqinxiaqu。a……

jiuzailengxuanruixiangyaozuodianshenmedeshihou,jiutingjianlebuyuanchuyishengcanjiao。dingjingyikan,jingranshineigehunshenwulidenvrenjiangneigenanrenjituidaozaidi,liandaizhezhuoshangdekafeibeidiaozaileneigenanrendeshenshang,congeryinfalehuangluan。

neigenanrensihumeiyouxiangdaoyijingkuaiyaojiaoxietoujiangdenvrenjingranhainenggouziwei,dangchangjiulengzhule。

ranhouranglengxuanruitanweiguanzhideshi,tajingranjianqiledishanglingluandesuipian,chaozhezijidegeboyihua,benliuzaitineidexueyeruquanyongbanchediqingxieerxia,jianzaileyifushang,zhuoshangyijidishangdenanrenshenshang。

qinfanhuiyinweishoushangqingxingyidian,shituqusandiaoshenshangyinweimeiyaoerdailaidenanshou,limazhuanguotoutazhehuangluanwucuodebufachaozhekafeitingmenkoumaiqu,shoulihaijinjindezhuazhezijidebeibao。

lengxuanruikanzhecongshenbianpaoguodeqinfanhui,yanjingqianzheleishui,yaojinzuichun,talimachouchuledoulideqianbao,jiangqianfangzaizhuoshang,zhuilechuqu。yilushangqinfanhuidiediezhuangzhuang,yinweiyishidemishi,yanqiandehuamianyuelaiyuemohu,xinzhongdebuanyuefaqianglie。

tasihuzhaobudaochukou,zhinenghuangbuzeludejinleyinmideloutijianzawushi,kaozaibinglengdeqiangbishang,xunqiuyisisidejietuo,zhishixinzhongdetongchu,yanzhongdeleishuizaiyerenbuzhuqingliuerxia。lengxuanruiganguolaideshihou,tingzhejiaoluolimianchuanlaiyinrendekuqisheng,xinliyourudaojiao,huanhuandejiejinta,dunlexialai。

qinfanhuitaitou,yongzhezijineimilidexiaoyanshenkanzhelengxuanrui,“xiansheng,qingnisongwoquyiyuanhaoma?woqiuqiunile,qiunijiujiuwo?”lengxuanruikanzhetalianshangguamanzhedeleizhu,xinzhongdeburenruhuzhongdebolanyibanyiquanyiquandekuoda。“hao,songniquyiyuan。”tahaimeibahuashuowan,taruoujieyibandebaixideshoubeijiuyijingchanraoshangletadebozi,zhenggerenyincieryiweijinlelengxuanruidehuaili,toubutingdezailengxuanruidehuailimoceng,zuilihaizaibutingdedigu,“xiansheng,quyiyuan。”qingxinguayudelengxuanruidiyiciyujianrangtayouxiehuangluanbukandenvren,mianduizhetasiyouruowudetiaodou,tatineibentengdekuangrekuaiyaobaozhale。“renren,womashangsongniquyiyuan。”

jiangtabaoqilai,wangjiudianwaimianzouqu。qinfanhuikaishimanmandewenshanglengxuanruidexiaba,houjie,xiangyaozhaoxunchukou,xiangyaoshifangzijixinlidetongchu。“bieluandong”lengxuanruidihouzheqinfanhuizhongzhilezijizuishangdexingdong,zhishishoushangyoukaishidaotengzheta,yibachekailetachenyidekouzi,shouzhikaishizaitadexiongtangchumoceng,ganshouzhetajizijidailaideqiangliedechugan。

lengxuanruijiangtayibabaoqilai,zouchuzawujian,gangzhunbeizoudaoloutikoudeshihou,jiukandaoyijingyoujizhedengzaimenkou,shenzhihainazheshexiangtou。

limajiangtabaoshanglelou“nimeimeishideyouduomehenni,lianwaimiandejizhedouyijingshouzhele。”keshiqinfanhuisihaotingbujianlengxuanruidehua,yigezongshen,zuichunzhijieyinshanglelengxuanruidezuichunshang,yongzheqingsedejiqiaokaishizailengxuanruidezuichunshangzhanzhuan,chupeng。lengxuanruikeyiganjuedaotadeqingse,ganjuedaotashenshangdeduyoudetixiang,qixi。

zhishizaizheiyangxiaqu,takenengjiubachibuzhuzijile。gaiside!zhishitacikeganjuedaohuailinvrenyuelaiyueqiangliedetiaodou,shuangshouzhijiesaijinletadechenyilimian,kaishishangxiaqishou,butingdemosuozheweizhideshijie。“buxing,bunengzheiyang。”

lengxuanruidelizhikuaiyaobeihuailihuashendexiaoyaojingjibaidejingguangle……

turanxiangqizijizaijiudiandingcengyizhiyoujianzongtongtaofang,yibabaozhuhuailizaodongbuandexiaorenerwangloushangzouqu。kuaisudedakaizhiwensuo,limazoujinlefangjian,yibajiangqinfanhuijirengzailechuangshang,zijizuozaiyibianchuanxi,zheiyangdeshiqingtashijueduibuhuixiangyaoyudaodiercide。

xielekouqi,sikaolepianke,tahaishijuedingnachudianhua,rangtamenpaiyishengguolaikankanba,keshiganggangtaochudianhua,jiutingjianlechuangshangderenerngleyisheng。

dingjingyikan,jingranyigerenzaichuangshangniulainiuqu,shenshangdeyifuyijingbuzhidaoshenmeshihouzijichediaole,cikeyijingludechabuduole。

lengxuanruicikekanzheyanqiandehuamian,yanjingzhigougoudedingzheqinfanhui,xiongqiangdeqifuyijingdadaolejixian,kongqilimianmimandequandoushibuanzaodongdeyinzi。

ni?qinfanhuishenshangsuoyoudeyifubeibaguangle,zhenggerendaidaidezuozaichuangshang,haiyilianyouyuandeyangzikanzheta,sihuduitatebiebumanyi。

lengxuanruihaixiangshuodianshenmedeshihou,quefaxianzijiyijuhuadouyijingshuobuchulaile。

qinfanhuimengdicongchuangshangtiaolexialai,zhijiepazailelengxuanruideshenshang,shetoukaishizailengxuanruideshenshangdianhuo,rangganggangcaicongyushiqingxingguolaidelengxuanruidelimayoutiaojinleqingyuzhihai。

lengxuanruijiangtabajichekai,shijingdeyaohuangzheta,“niyaozhidao,nizheimezuodehouguoshishenme,ruguoniyeshizaizheiyang,wojintianwanshangshijueduibuhuifangnizoudele。”

qinfanhuisihutingbujiantashuohuayiyang,jingzibaozhelengxuanruidebozi,zhenggeshenzidouzaitadeshenshangkaishibutingdeniudong,zuichunduzhulelengxuanruidaizhelengqidezuichun,zabazabaqilai。lengxuanruixiangtacikezhendesifengle,beiyigenvrenzheimetiaodouhainenggouzhanzaizheilibuzuowei。

“zheishinizijixuanzede,buyaoguaiwo。”lengxuanruiditoukanzhehuailidexiaohuli,milideyanshen,yaoraodeshenzi,hongrundezuichun,yubabuneng,ditouwenzheta,ditoujinrutadeneiyike,yinlailetashenshendekangyi。

wuwu……gun……kailengxuanruiganshoudaoletatineidezuai,xinlibuzijueyixi。

qieguolebanfenzhong,bianyutaheerweiyi,dieruleqingyudehaiyang。

zhenggerenqingshenershang,huazhudongweibeidong,lazheqinfanhuishanglechuang,zaimilidedengguangxia,bicijiujiechanmian,zaiyipianmilidedengguangxia,jiaoxianghuying,zhujianjinzhubici……

kongqilimimanzhexisuideyingningsheng,haiyounanrenshibushifachuledecuchuan,jianjiandepuxieleyiquyaoraochanmiandeliange,zhidaotianliang!shenme?

“nishuoshenme?nirangrenjipaole?”

qinyoufuzenmeyemeiyouxiangdaozijianpaiderenjingranshiyigefeiwu,zheimeqingsongdejiurangrenjipaole,neixianzaitahefengyeleihaizaizheilizhaoshenmeni?

“woyebuzhidaotajingranhaiyouzhijue,buguowohaoxiangkandaoyourendaitashangloule。”

tingdaozheihua,qinyoufusongleyikouqi,lianshangyangqilexiaorong!suiranbushitaanpaideren,danshizhiyaoshirenjiangtajizhanyoule,neimejieguoshiyiyangde……naojinyizhuan,zuijiaogouqileyimoyinhendexiaorong:qinfanhuinijiwodengzheba,nidehaorizihaizaihoumianni!

zaijiudianmenkoudenglezhengzhengyiye,kandaoqinfanhuimeiyouzouchulai,fangxindenachuleshouji,kuaisudebodaleyigedianhua“yeleige,wobabazuotianbijiejiexiangqin,daoxianzaidouhaimeiyouhuijiani?”“tazainali?”

“zaishizhongxindefenghuajiudian。”guawandianhuadeqinyoufuchaozhejiudiandefangxiangluchuleshenmidexiaorong,“wodehaojiejie,nikedehaohaodebiaoxiana,qianwanbunengrangwoshiwanga。”

qingchen,yangguangtouguochuangshajinzhudaolefangjian,toushezaileqinfanhuihelengxuanruidelianshang,shoubeishang,yizhizhenggechuangshang,ganjuerumengruhuan,siruxianjingbanmeimiao。

wuwu……haoteng!qinfanhuiganjuedaozijiquanshensihubeidakachenianguoside,kuaiyaosanjiale,quanshensuantong,youqishineigedifanggengshibushufu。

huanhuanzhengkailemimengdeyanjing,yingruyanliandeshimanmandehongse,huangusizhoudoushihongse,zuowandeyiqiehuiyicaimanmandehuilong,cetouyikan,yingruyanliandeshiyizhangshuaiqilengjundelianpang。

nongmiseshendemeimao,gaotingdebiliang,bobodezuichun,lengjundemianpang,buguancongnagejiaodukandoushishangdizuijiadejiezuo,kexiangerzhishizheiyangdenanrenduomederangnvrenquzhiruowu,yinlaiduomedadesaodong,jiusuanshuizhele,lianshangyeyousisibaqi,ruoyinruoxian。

qinfanhuizhidaotajiushizuotianbeizijibanlulalaidenanren,jiusuanzuihoufashengleshenme,yeshitazijideyuanyin,suoyitabingbuguaita。

qiangrenzheshenzidebushi,jianqidishangsanluozaigechudeyifu,gangzhunbeipaochufangjian,huranxiangqileshenme。

huiguotou,zuidihaidiguzhe“bunenggourangbierenbaibaidebangmanga?”limacongzijideqianbaolimianchouchuleyidie,zhiyuduoshaotameiyoushu,cikedetahuangluanzhiji,haishijuedingxianzouweimiao。qingqingdejiangqianfangzailetadezhentoushang,limabaozheyifupaole!