第2章 sorry,技术不好

dakaixieyi,wenguorenzhendekanleqilai。

xieyiqianmiandeneirongbuguoshiwenguohelanmuqiaojiehunyihoudeyixiexiangchushiyi。

birushenmeyishizhuxingzhileide。

xieyizhonghaiyueding,wenguobixuwutiaojianfuconglanjiadegezhongyingchouanpai。hunyincunxuqijian,wenguodeyiqiekaizhi,douyoulanjiatigong,danshi,jinxianyushenghuobixu。lanmuqiaomingxiadesuoyoucaichan,douhetameiyouyifenqianguanxi。

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“sanyi?tianna,zheitemeshiqiangjiema?”

jiangtongkanzhezhengdayanjingdewenguo,jieshierdao:“anzhaoninhelanzongdehunqianxieyi,ruguonizhudongtichulihundehua,nijiangbalanjiahuafeizaininainaishenshangdeyiyaofeianyibaibeidepeichangfangshihaijilanjia,bingqie,fujilanzongyiyiyuandeqingchunsunshifei。”

“ninainaibingzhonggonghualeliangbaiwan,yibaibei,yejiushilianggeyi,zaijiashanglanzongdeqingchunsunshifei,gongjisanyi。”

tingzhejiangtongdehua,wenguojijingwanquandelingluanle。

sanyi,zheikeshitadiyicitingshuo。

qianshi,tatingshuolanmuqiaoyaohetajiehun,bingqiechengdantanainaideyiyaofeideshihou,tazaojiuledetiaoqilejiao。

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xianzai,turanchuxianlezheigesanyidepeichangjin,yixiazibataxiangyaolihundemeimengjidadesuisuide。

“wenxiaojie,ninshiyaoxianjinhaishishuaka?”

jiangtongdaizhehaoxiaodemianrong,bishidekanxianglewenguo。

zheikeshisanyiyuan,daizailanjiabaichisanniandewenguo,zenmekenengnachulaizheisanyiyuan。

zheinvren,jiushizaiyongzheiyangdefangshilaigouyinlanmuqiao。

zheijinian,weilededaolanmuqiao,tayesuanshibanfaxiangjin。

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“刷你大爷。”

wenguobaochuleyijucukou,tajiangshouzhongdehetong,zhongzhongdeshuaidaoledishang。

tashangdangle,tazheiyiduanhunyin,wanquanjiushilanmuqiaozaizuozhu。

她想离婚,不可能。

youxidemuhouwanjia,shilanmuqiao。

xiangdaolezheili,wenguodatabulikai。

“wenxiaojie,niganmaqu?”

jiangtongdaizhewanweideyanshen,kanzhewenguolikaidebeiying。

wenguozhandingjietiedehuidao:“zhengqian。lihun!”

好吧!

姜同无奈的摊手。

yigezhihuixiangzhuyibajielanmuqiaodenvren,tanengzhenglaiqianma?

别开玩笑了。

jiupingtazaiyiyuanlishangban,zhengdesanqiankuaiqiandegongzi,xiabeiziyebukenengzhengdaosanyiyuan。

wenguoconglanmuqiaodeshufangzhong,chuxian,zhibenyuanwaierqu。

anshijianlaisuan,zheihuierzhengshitagaiqushangbandeshijian。

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qianshidetarenwei,zhiyaotajianshengyidian,lanmuqiaojiubuhuirenweitashiweilelanjiadecaichanerlaile。

可现实是什么呢?

大爷!

jiusuanshitazaibuhuazheigegounanrendeyifenqian,yegaibianbulezijizaitaxinzhongdexingxiang。

jiranzheiyang,neiburufangfeiziwoba。

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xiatianfengqi,nengbafaxingguachengbaozhade。

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jiusuanshizheiyang,neigexiayandenanrenyeconglaikanbujian。

xiangdaolezheili,wenguohaobuyouyudelakailehaochedechemen,hensuiyidejiuzuozailejiashishili。

zhenghaozaiyuanzilimiantouqidelanmuqiaokandaowenguozuodaoletadecheshang。

zheichezi,keshitadezuiai。

tabingbuzhidaowenguohaihuikaiche。

“你想干什么?”

“kaiche!”touguochechuang,wenguolenglengderengchulezheilianggezi。

“这是我的车……”

“mafannibayaochijiwo。”wenguochongzhelanmuqiaoshenchuletadexiaoshou。

lanmuqiaokandaowenguorucixiaozhangdeyangzi,duitayanqiandegaibian,henshiyiwai。

“不给?是吧?”

zaiyiciquedinglanmuqiaobuhuijitayaochileyihou,wenguodelianshangfuxianchuleyigeyinxiandexiaoyi。

zhijiantayigeditou,congfangxiangpanxiamianzhuaichulailelianggenshengxian,duizaiyiqidahuo。

“hong……”deyisheng,zaiwenguodeshizhancaozuoxia,chezijingrandazhele。

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zheigenvrenjiletayizhongxindeganjue。

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“pa”deyisheng,cheziweibusaodaolehuatandeyijiao,dengshijiubielejinqu。

zheikeshizijizuixihuandeche。

kandaowenguorucizaota,lanmuqiaodelianheidegengjialihaile。

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“nibawodecheweizhuangdaohuatanshangle。”

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chezitingzaileyiyuandixiashidetingchechang,wenguozuozhedianti,zhibenshiliuloutasuogongzuodefuchankebingfangerqu。

tazheijinianyinweichengweilelantaitai,zaigongzuoshangmianbingbuzenmedeyongxin,yizhiyuzuodaolexianzai,haizhishiyouyigeputongdeyisheng。

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“ai,wogennimenshuo,bahaochuangdeneigebaotaideyunfu,liuzhizhentouyoudiaole,wolandeguanta。”shuohuadehushi,jiaozhanghua,pingshifuzeduichanfumendehuli。

“jiushi,neigenvdezenmezheimefanren?lianyigezhentoudouguanlibuhao。”jiehuaderen,jiaoxujia,hezhanghuashidadang。

“neimepang,zhayicitefeijing。dengneigedaomeidanlaile,rangtaquzha。”zhanghuayidianyebuzheyan。

xujiatingdaotadezheihua,bennengdechaomenwaikanqu。

dangtakandaozhengzaihuanyifudewenguoshi,yongtadeshouzhouxiaoxindepengleyixiazhanghuadegebo。

“ai,daomeidanlaile!”