连续三个中元节无人烧纸,白月光回归杀疯了第2章

姐姐?

wobaozhenver,huanhuanzhuanshen,muguanglenglierudao。

“谁是你姐姐?”

neixiaonvhaitingletingxiong,yilianaoman:“gunianyingshiwojiejie,womenjialirennaozhewanzenmele?”

woqixiaole,yijucukoutuokouerchu。

“fangnidegoupi!laoniangwoduzilijiupachulaizheiyige!nisuangeshenmedongxi,yeganluanpanqinqi?”

guqianqianbeiwomadeyileng,suijizhanghonglelian:“ni……niganmawo?nizhibuzhidaowoshishei!”

“woguannishishei!”woliangsanbuzoudaotamianqian,ditoufushizheta。

“nibushixihuanwanshuima?lai,woqinzibanitouanjinshuili,rangniwangegou!shishi?”

guqianqianxianranmeibeidarenzheimedengguo,hedelianlianhoutui,zuishangquehaibufuruan:“nidengzhe!wo……worangwobabalaishoushini!takeshigushizongcai!”

tingdaozheihuawochadianmeixiaochushenglai。

gulinchuanzheicongxiaobeiwodadaodadesongbaoshoushiwo?

genghekuangwoxianzaishiside,tapagui,congxiaozouyeludouduowohoumian。

“haoa!”wolengxiaoyisheng,“xianzai,like,banineigeyanxiadediejiwojiaolai,nikanlaoniangjintianbuliantayiqida!”

wozheihuayichu,bujinguqianqian,liantashenhouneixiexiaogenbandouheshale。

zaitamendeshijieli,gulinchuanjiushitian,shiwurenganwunidecunzai。

erwo,zheigepingkongchuxiandenvren,queyangyanyaoliantayiqizou。

guqianqianzuichunduosuolebantian,zuizhongzhiganfangxiayiju“nijiwodengzhe”,jiudaizhetaneiqunxiaogenban,liangundaipadipaole。

世界终于清静了。

woditoukanzhehuailikudechouyedenver,lianmangchakantadeshangshi,kandaotashoubeishang、tuishangneixiexinjiujiaocuodeyuqing,wodexinzaicibeihenhenjiujin。zheiwunian,wodenverdaodiguodeshishenmerizi!

woxintengdijiekaizijidewaitao,jiangtajinjinguozhu。

“niannian,biepa,mamazai。womenquyiyuan。”

yiyuanli,yishengjiniannianzuolequanmianjiancha,suoxingzhishiqiangleshui,jiashangyixiepiwaishanghejingheguodu,bingwudaai。

wojitazaivipbingfangandunhao,kanzhetahexiarehuhudejiangtang,cangbaidexiaolianzhongyuhuifuleyisixuese。

wozuozaichuangbian,wozhetabinglengdexiaoshou,roushengwen:“niannian,gaosumama,zheixienianfashengleshenme?neigeguqianqian,youshishei?”

tidaozheigemingzi,nianniandeshentimingxianjiangyingleyixia。

tayaozhezuichun,yanleiyouzaiyankuanglidazhuan,shengyinxiaodexiangwenziheng:“babazaiwosansuishengrihou,jiudaihuilailediyigeayi,tashuoneigeayizhangdehenxiangmama……”

wodehuochengyixiajiuqilaile。

“houlai,ayihuanleyigeyouyige……tamendouhemamadezhaopianzhangdehenxiang……babashuo,tataixiangmamale……”

“guqianqian……shiyaoayidenver。yaoayishipeizaibabashenbianzuijiude,tashuo……tahenkuaijiuhuichengweiwodexinmama,guqianqianjiushiwodeqinmeimei……”

我听不下去了。

顾临川!**的!

worangnizhaogunver,nijiushizheimezhaogude?!

zhaoleyiduitishenlaiexinwonver,hairangtamendehaizidengtangrushi,jiuzhanquechao?!

lianjialideyongrendougankanrenxiacaidiele!

woshenxiyikouqi,yaxiaxintoufanyongdeshayi,qingqingfumozhenverdetoufa:

“niannian,niguaiguaizaizheilixiuxi,mamaqushoushinineigedie。”

tazhuailezhuaiwodeyijiao:“mama,neinihaihuilaima?”

“hui!mamazheiciyidinghuilai!”