第4章 这么不害臊不要脸

taweiweiyixiao,yingzhechenguangdexiaolian,xiangchuntianlipiaoyierlai。

“yeyezaoshanghao,bofubomuhao,sijuezaoshanghao。”tachunfenghanxiao,yiyigenzhecanzhuoshangdejirendazhaohu。

“taiyangdoushai**lehaizao?rangwomenzheimeduorendengniyige,youmeiyouyidianjiaoyanghegongdexin。”lizhiyunjianzhetaqianxiaoyingyingdeliandan,xinlijiukongzhibuzhudelengchaorefeng。

jinyumilemiyan,waizhetoukanxiangleyiyanchuangwai,“shiwobuhao,douguaiwozuowanyizhengwandoumengjiansijuegegezaiguaiwo,suoyishimianle,tiankuailiangdeshihouwocaishuizhe。zhenshiduibuqi。”

lisijuezuijiaochoulechou,zheigenvrenhaizhenshibenxingnanyi,yijiuzheimebuhaisaobuyaolian。

liyunzhilengzhelian,henhendedengzheta,“niyigenvhaizizhibuzhixiu,yidazaoqilaijiukaihuangqiang,nijiabamadoushizheiyangjiaonide?”

meiyanlishanguoyisidelengyi,gujinyuqingqingdechezhechunxiaozhe,“bomuninzenmekeyiwumiewoni,wonaliyoukaihuangqiangshuobuyazicile,zaishuojishiwobuhaobunengrangninmanyi,ninyebunengnawoqushiledefumushuoshi,zheishiduisizheqimadezunzhongduibudui?”

“ni!”liyunzhiyizhanglianbianchenglezhuganse,conglaidoushirenyanbabadelaitaohaoziji。heshicengyouguobeiyigehuangmaoyatoujiyedelianhuadoushuobuchu。

zuozaishangzuodelizhengyangsaoleyiyanzaizuodejiren,lianseyinchendedichidao,“quandoujiwobizui,yuerkuaiguolai,daoyeyepangbianzuo。”

lizhengyangdezuoshoubianxiafangdiyigeweizhikongzhe,gujinyukanleyiyan,lijixiaomimidecoushangqianlakaiyizizuoxia,“xiexieyeye,yeyeduiwozhenhao。”

taxiaozheshuowanyouzhuanguotoulaikanxiangzijipangbiandelisijue,xiaoyiyuefacuicandongrendejiaoleyisheng,“sijuegege。”

nanrendizhetou,zhangzhangdejiemaozhedangzhuletayandidebiaoqing。lisijueyongmaojincalecazui,“womazhishenglewoyige,buyaoluanjiaopanguanxi。”

gexiashoulidemaojinqishen,tatuikaiyizijiuyaolikai。

gujinyuyanbabadeshenshoujiuzhuaizhuletadexizhuangyijiao,“sijuegegezhendechibaolema?haishibuxianggenwozuozaiyiqi?”

jingzhidexiaolianyouxiecangbai,biqiyinianqianyuefadejianxi。lisijueditou,shixiandanmodeluozaitaneizhanghaimeibazhangdadeliandan,miansechenjing,yandiwubo。

lizhengyangyansudejinggaolezijidesunzi,heshengmingling,“zuoxia,badongxichiwan。langfeikechi。”

buyuedecongtamianshangzhuanyiguozijideshixian,lisijueshuaikaitadexiaoshou,zhongxinyouzuolexialai。

“xiaoyuer,jiranxuanzehuilailejiuanxinzhuxia,jiexialainiyoumeiyoushenmedasuan?”lizhengyangcixiangdekanzhemaitouchidezhenghuandegujinyu。

“woa,woxiangxianhuigujiakankan,ranhouzaiqujingjuyitangkankanwogedeshiqingyoumeiyoushenmexiansuo,zhiyuyihouba,wohuixianzhaoyifengongzuoyanghuoziji。”

lizhengyanghenshimanyidedianlediantou,“yexing,jiurangsijuezheichouxiaozipeizheni。nimenliangyepeiyangpeiyangganqing,dengxuanhaolerizijiujiehun。”

“yeye,wohuijiehun,danshibushigenzheigenvrenjiehun。woyounvpengyou,wohuiduiweiweifuze,woyaoquderenyezhinengshiweiwei。wolisijuedeqizizhinengshita。”

lisijuehaowugujidezhijiejujue,gujinyuzhuantouyouxieshoushangdekanzheta。tazheicaifaxiantadezuoshouwumingzhishangdaizheyisusejiezhi。

yanjiaoyoukusedexiao,yinyinzichaodegouqilechunjiao。liguliangjiashishijiao,tamencongxiaoyiqizhangda,zaozaitashibasuishiliangjiajiudinghun。

tamingmingcaishitadeweihunqi,keshitadeshoushangguangtutushenmedoumeiyou,tadeshouzhishangquedaizheduijiedenanshikuan。

zheishiheqifengci,heqizhuxin。

“nideweihunqishixiaoyuer,nizhinengquta。biezaiwangxiangzhequwaimianneigenvrenhuilai,buran,zheigejianiyebuyongdaile,quandoujiwogun。

laoyeziyifanu,lizhiyuntingjianjiaotamengun,lianjiayouxiebuzirandebailebai。

tayizhidoubushilaoyezixinzhongdelixiangerxifu,dangchushitashualeshouduanshengxialelisijuecaijinlezheijiamen。ruguolaoyeziranglisijuegun,neitaziranyeyaobeisaodichumen。

“sijuenishaoshuoliangju,yeyeshentibuhaobieqihuaileta。”

lizhiyunshishidekaikoudayuanchang,chaozhezijideerzishileyigeyanse。

lisijueanjingxialai,queshiweicengzaidongcanpanlideshiwu。

yongwanlezaocan,gujinyugenlilaoyezidaobie。zheicaigenzailisijuedeshenhou,jianzhetashangche,talijixiaopaoshangqianlakailefujiashidemen,yiliuyandezuoleshangqu。

nanrenlenglengdedengletayiyan,zhinengbuqingbuyuandechengrentazuozaifujiashishang。

gujinyuyangchunyixiao,“sijuegegexiexienila,bukuiwozheimexihuanni。”

tahuayiluo,coushangchunbajiyisheng,yigexiangliangdewenluozaitadecelian。