第1章
大夏，幽冥山谷。
“十三爷！”
yimingjianyuzhangpaolai：“sanshierhaojianyu，daoshenmaikehechencanghaiyoudaqilai！”
“拿我手谕。”
qinbunan：“gaosutamen，quxibianshantouzaoshitou，zaobugouyiwankuai，buzhunchifan。”
“十三爷！”
youyimingjianyuzhangjisuerlai：“aosijunzhubumanhuoshi，bafanwanzale。”
“粒粒皆辛苦。”
qinbunanshouyihui：“fataquhoushancaiyuanzhongcai，santianzhinei，buxuchihe，buranwodasuitadenaodai。”
“是！…”
liangmingyuzhangganjingongshenxingli，congcongerqu，youmingshangu，shiyizuojianyu，danbingbushiputongjianyu，ershiquanqiuguanyazuizhongyaofanrendedifang。
zheilideren，youquanlizhigaowushangdegaoceng，youshijiediyidedadao，youzuilihaideshashou，youzuiyouqiandeshoufu。
zheixieren，zaiwaimiandiweifeichangzhigao，danzaizheili，shilongdepanzhe，shihudepazhe。
“蹬蹬蹬——”
yizhenjiaobuerlai：“shisanye，gangyousonglaiyigejiahuo，haoxiangshiyigeshashouzuzhidelaoda，tebienanzhuadao，guojitejingzhualehenjiudoumeizhuazhu。”
“他妈的！”
yigedaizheshoulianjiaoliandezhuanghannuma：“wogaosunimen，nimenzuihaojilaozizhaoguhaodian，wolaodakeshihuoshiwang，dezuilewo，laozirangnimenquandousi！”
“火狮王？”
qinbunanzhoumei：“jiushineigesaoleyigeyuecesuo，haikubizidexiaoshizi？”
“啪！——”
qinbunanyibazhangchouzaizhuanghanlianshang，baxiaozhangzhuanghan，choufeishimiyuan：“rangtapeizhexiaoshiziqusaocesuo，gaosuxiaoshizi，rangtazaiduojiayigeyue。”
“另外…”
qinbunanpingjing：“tahaimeizigezhulaofang，batadaidaozuibianyuandecaowuguanzhe，yigeposhashouzuzhilaoda，yepeisongjinzheili？”
“shi！shisanye，womenmashangjiuqu…”
lianggeyujing，tuozhezhuanghan，wanrutuogouyiyang，lazoule。
“蹬蹬蹬——”
youyizhenjiaobuerlai：“shisanye！guzhurangninguoquyitang。”
“这老东西。”
qinbunandiaozhegouweibacao：“meishijiao**sha？”
幽冥谷，顶峰。
“老头子…”
qinbunanyixibaiyi，zhanzaidadiannei：“nijiao**sha，wowaimianhaiyoushini。”
“嘿嘿…”
yiweibaifalaozheyixiao：“tuer，youjianhaoshi，yaogaosuni。”
qinbunandaoxiyikouqi，yilianjingti：“shahaoshi？laotouzi，nikebiekengwo，wozainizuili，kemeitingdaoguohaoshi。”
“哈哈…”
baifalaozhedaxiao：“qiaonishuode，weishishenmeshihoukengguoni。”
“呐！…”
shuozhe，laotoucongshenshangnachulaiyiluohongzhi：“ninianjiyedaole，zheishizheixienian，wohenishishumenjinidingxiadehunyue。”
“我告诉你。”
laotoujixu：“zheixiehunyue，kedoushiyidingyidedameiren，nixiashanqujigehuilai，duoshengxiehaizi，weizanmenyoumingshangu，chuanzongjiedai。”
“......”
qinbunanliandoulvle：“laotouzi，nishixiangbawodangchengzhongzhuma，haiduoshengxiehaizi？”
“你基因好。”
baifalaozheyoudaxiao：“jiudeduosheng，woshiyibaiduonian，caikandaonizheimeyigehaomiaozi，kebunenglangfei。”
“你到底去不去。”
baifalaozhejixu：“wogaosuni，xiashanzhihou，nishunbianjiwokankanchuyudeneijigexiaowangbadan，zaiwaimiandaoluanmeiyou。”
“若是捣乱。”
baifalaozheyoudao：“jiujiwobatamenzhuahuilai，laozizheiyoumingshanjianyu，bupagaizaobuletamen。”
“另外…”
baifalaozheyoudao：“nixiaqutiwoquzhigebing，shunbianzaibangwozhuageren，laozizuijinkantayoudianbushunyan，nijiwobatazhuahuilai，rangtaquhouyuantaofen。”
laotouyoudijiqinbunanyizhangzhi，qinbunandakaiyikan，yanpizitiaoleliangxia。
“方家？”
qinbunanpingjing：“laotouzi，shiwofuqinjiebaixiongdideneigefangjia？”
“嘿嘿！对…”
baifalaozheyixiao：“tuer，jiushineigefangjia。”
“好。”
qinbunanpingjing：“wozhidaole。”
shuowan，tazhuanshenjiuzou，jianqinbunanzhuanshenlikai，baifalaozheyoujidong。
“诶！对了…”
baifalaozheyouhan：“xiaozi，nixiashan，biewanglequjianjiannineixieshijie，tamenyaoshihugao，jiwohenhendatamen**！”
天州市。
“啧啧啧！…”
qinbunanzhanzaiyidongbieshuqian，bajibajizuiba：“meixiangdao，shijinianweijian，fangshujiajingranzheimeyouqianle。”
shiliunianqian，qinbunanfumu，tiaoheshenwang，shifuqindejiebaixiongdifangzhonghaijiangtamenhouzang，youjiangtasongdaoshizunneili。
dangnian，ruomeiyoufangshu，yejiumeiyouxianzaideta。
zheixienian，tazaiyoumingshangu，yedatanguofangshudexiaoxi，fangshuzuoshiyizhiguangmingleiluo，shitahenjingpeideren，zheiyeshiweishenmedangtakandaofangjiayounan，taxiashandeyuanyin。
“站住！…”
menkouyigemojingzhuanghan：“zuoshenmede，fangfuzhongdi，buyunxusuibianjinchu。”
“兄弟。”
qinbunanpingjing：“woshilaizhibingde。”
“砰！——”
yikuaiziyurengchu，lianlianjiangmojingzhuanghanzhentuisansibu，mojingzhuanghan，dajingshise，tadeshilikebucha，juranhaiburuzheitubieshaonian？
“你稍等！”
mojingzhuanghanyaoya：“woxianquhuibao。”
jifenzhongshijian，fangfuzhinei，xunsupaochulaiyidaoshenying：“qinxianzhi！nikesuanshilaile，bucuo，bucuo…shiliunianweijian，nijuranzhangzheimedale，haohaohao，ruowoneiqintianxiongdikandao，yidinghuixinweibuyi。”
“方叔…”
qinbunanyixiao：“zheixienian，nindaomeizenmebian。”
“哈哈哈…”
fangzhonghaijidong：“buxingbuxing，wolaole，kuaikuaikuai，xianzhi，nikuaiqingjin，wodoudengnibantianle。”
qinbunan，beifangzhonghaidereqingyaoqingjinzhaiyuan。
jinruzhaiyuanzhihou，qinbunanzhengleyixia，zhijianzhaiyuanzhinei，zhangdengjiecai，daochudoushixiqingdeyangzi，haoxiangshisheijiehunside。
bushishuoyourenkuaibuxinglema，zahaibandezheimexiqingrenao？
“方叔。”
qinbunanyihuo：“jialiyourenbanxishima？”
fangzhonghaiyizheng，gangayixiao：“xianzhi，nigenwojinlaijiuzhidaole。”
jinwuyijianwuzi，limianzhanzhehenduoren。
“文芳！…”
fangzhonghaijidong：“kuaibayuanyuanlaguolai，chongxiderenlaile。”