第一章 舅舅,你要订婚了?

jinbihuihuangdebieshunei,shenxinglanwanruyizhiluopodeshuiniao。

tayishanyebeiyushuijintou,langbeidizhanzaigushiyigenqian,simuxiangdui,kongqilimimanzhejinzhangyubeiqi。

“nimingrijiuyaohesuqingheyaodinghunle,shima?”

tagangyilulinzhedayucongxuexiaopaohuilai,jiuweidedaoyanqiannanrendeyigehuida。

gushiyiduanzuozaishafazhishang,shenzitingbaquetouzhejurenqianlidelengao。

tameixinweiweizhouqi,yanmoushenchukuaisushanguoyisibuyichajuedefanmen,suijicongbiqiangliqingqing“ng”leyisheng,suanshizuoda。

zheiyigejiandandehuiying,querutongyibalirenzhizhicijinshenxinglandexinwo。

tashenxingmengranyihuang,xiangshibeichouzoulesuoyouzhicheng:“jiujiu,shiyinweiwosangeyueqiandegaobaima?nihaipale,suoyijiusuibianzhaogerendinghun?”

gushiyitaishoushiyipangbiandeyongren,yongrenganmangnalemaotan,qingqingweishenxinglanpishang。

taminleminbochun,kaikoushishengyinqingleng:“lanlan,nigenzhewoshisinianle,zaogaiqingchu,zheishishangmeirennengganraowodejueze,niyebuneng。”

shenxinglandeshuangshouxiayishizuanjinyijiao,zhijiefanbai,neiyijiaobeiyushuijindenengningchushuilai。

ketarengbusixin,shuangyanzhizhididingzhegushiyi,zaicizhuiwendao:“neishiweishenme?nizhiqianmingmingyizhibuxihuantade!”

gushiyiyandifuchuyisibuyue:“woxihuanshei,buxihuansheishenmeshihouhaiyaoyunijiaodaile?”

chaneijian,shenxinglanyandideguangliangrubeikuangfengchuimiedezhuhuo,xunsuandanxiaqu。

tazuijiaohuanhuangouqiyimokusezhijidezichao:“shiwojianyuele,neiwoxianzhujiujiuyuxinjiumaqinseheming、zhangzhangjiujiu……”

tahuameishuowan,yanqianyihei,jiuyunleguoqu。

shiquyishiqian,gushiyineizhangjinghuangshicuo、jinzhangwanfendelianzaitamohudeshixianzhongyishanerguo。

yebuzhidaoshibushitadecuojue。

gushiyishishenxinglanmingyishangdejiujiu,buguotamenerrenbingmeiyourenhexueyuanguanxi。shenxinglanyezaishiqisuideneinianbukejiuyaodiaishangleta。

sangeyueqian,shenxinglanhuaichuaizhemanxindeaiyi,jingxinweigushiyizhunbeileyichanggaobai。

kegushiyizhishilengbingbingshuolelianggezi“bienao”,zhijiezhuanshenlikai。

shenzhizineizhihou,gushiyimeitianzaochuwangui,dongbudongjiuchucha,duitaduitaiduyebiandelengdanyoushuli。

dierri,shenxinglanshuidaodazhongwucaixinglai,zhishinaodaihaiyinyinzuotong,buguohaozaishaoyijingtuile。

taqiangchengzhezuoqishen,qishenzaijialisichuzhuanleyiquan,queliangushiyidebangeyingzidoumeiqiaojian。

youyupianke,tahaishiqingshenghuanlaiguanjia,dedaodedaanrutongyibaliren,zhizhicijintaxinkou——gushiyiguoyidazaojiuchumenyusuqinghedinghunqule。

shenxinglandailizaiyuandi,zuijiaofanqiyisikuxiao。

jiranruci,tayemeiyouzailiuxialaidebiyaole。

shenxinglanhuanhaoyifu,ganwanglexuexiao,zhidakaoguxijiaoshoubangongshi。

“shijiaoshou,wokaolvhaole,wojuedingcanjiawuchuanduidekaogushixigongzuole。”shenxinglanjiangsuoyoudeziliaozhunbeihaodidaolejiaoshoumianqian。

shijiaoshoulengshenliangmiao,shenqingningzhongdao:“nizhendexianghaole?wuchuanduidekaogushixuyaoyuwaijieduanjuelianxide,nijiujiugushiyinengdayingma?”

tingdao“gushiyi”zheigemingzi,shenxinglandelianseshunjianbiandeyouxiecangbai。

tahuanhuandidichuiyanmou,zuijiaomianqianggouqiyimozichaodekuxiao:“tahuidayingde。”

jiusuantabudaying,zijiyebuxiangkanzhetayubiedenvrenririqinnitianmi。

shijiaoshoutingba,jiangtadeziliaodaifangjinchoutili:“xing,neiwobangnibaziliaotijiaoshangqule,dengshangmiantongzhixialai,womenyigeyuehoujiuyaochufade。”

“好。”

shenxinglangangcongshijiaoshoudebangongshizoulechulai,shoujijiudanchutuisong。

yingruyanliandeshigushijituandongshizhanggushiyiyusushijituanqianjinsuqinghezhengzaijuxingdinghundianlidehuamian。

shipinli,gushiyiweisuqingheshengqilewanjiawurenji,neichangmianyuweizhuangguan,haibiangengshiranfangqilejiazhijibaiwandebairiyenengguanshangdecaiseyanhua,cuicandeyanhuozaikongzhongzhanfang,sishizaiweizheichangdinghundianlijinqingdixuanranzhelangmanfenwei。

zaizhongrenmanhanzhufudemuguangxia,gushiyidongzuoqingroudiweisuqinghedaishangledinghunjiezhi。

erhuamianzhong,suqingheyilianxingfudipujinlegushiyidehuaili,xijierqi。

gushiyizewenroudiqingqingpengqitadelian,weiweiditou,yankanzhejiuyaowenshangqule。

jiuzailiangrendezuichunjijiangchupengdeneiyishunjian,shenxinglanshouzhizhandouzhe,huangluandituichuleshipinhuamian,eryankuangzhongbuzhiheshiyiranxumanleleishui,shunzhelianjiasusuhualuo。

tazhijuedezijidexinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenjiuzhu,tongdaolejidian。

neizhongganjuejiufangfoyouwushugenximideyinzhen,mimimamadizhazaixinshang,rangtazhenggerentongbuyusheng。

晚上。

shenxinglanganghuidaojia,jiukandaoxuanguanchuduoleyishuangjingzhipiaoliangdegaogenxie。

taxintoudunshiyizhan,suijitingdaonvrensajiaodeshengyincongketingchuanlai:“ayi,congjintiankaishi,woshibushijiunengmingzhengyanshundizhujinlaile。”

gushiyixiantingdaolemenkoudedongjing,chenmoliangmiaohoudandanyingdao:“nixiangjiukeyi。”

shenxinglantingdaogushiyidehuida,ganjuequanshenxueyedoudaoliule,lengzaimenkoujiujiuwufapingfuxinqing。

huangshenzhong,suqingheyezhuyidaolelengzaixuanguanchudeta。

talimareqingdiqishenyingjie:“ya,shiwomenlanlanhuilaile,nizheishayatouzenmezhanzaimenkoubujinlaini?”

suqinghexiaoyiyingyingdilaqishenxinglandeshou,shurenqinnidiyinzhetazoujinwunei。

shenxinglangangzoujinhuanlegushiyiyisheng“jiujiu”。

zhunbeizuoxiashi,jiutingdaotabinglengdeshengyintouzhebuyue:“sheiyunxunichuanchengzheiyangjiuchumende?”

beigushiyizheimedishengyihe,shenxinglanxiayishidijiangqunziwangxiacheleche。

tagangyuzhangkoujieshi,suqinghequeqiangxianyibu,jiaochendikaikou:“aiya,ayi,nizheijiubudongla,xianzaidexiaoguniangdouzheimechuan,jishishangyouhaokan。”

suqinghelazheshenxinglandeshouzuolexialai,youtiexindiyongchaqiyikeputaodidaotadezuibian,sangyinqingrousishui:“lanlan,chidianshuiguo。”

“nibiepanijiujiu,tazheiyeshiguanxinni。”

cikedetayanranyifunvzhurendezitai。

shenxinglandizhetou,meiyouchizheikeputao,shuangshougezaixigaishang,buandijiaodongshouzhi。

shuozhe,suqinghewanggushiyihuailiweilewei,zhenggerenjinxianjiaorou:“zanmenlanlandetuiazhenshishengdeyouzhangyoubizhi,zheimechuanzhenghaobayoushizhanluwuyi,wodounengxiangxiangchulanlanchuanzhezheishenzouzaixiaoyuanli,dexiyinduoshaonanhaizidemuguangni!”

suqinghedeshenzigangaijin,gushiyidemeixinjibukechadecuqi,weiweiwangqianqingshencuokai。

tamianseyichen,yuqiburongzhihui:“nengbeizheizhongdabanxiyindenanren,nengshishenmehaoren?”

shenxinglantingzhetadezheifanxunjie,xinzhongziweifanzananbian。

yiyuezhihou,tabianyaochedilikaitashenbianle,wanghoupashizaimeijihuitingdaozheibanyanyule。

haimeidengtahuiying,suqinghebianyoujiaodididikailekou:“ayi,wodoubuzhidaoyuanlainizheimegubanni,wopingrilibuyezongchuandiaodaiduanqunma,yemeijiannishuoguowoya,nishibushiduilanlantaiyankeledianer。”

shenxinglanshizaibuyuanzaitingtamenerrenninongwonong,yushiqingshengshuodao:“wozhidaole,jiujiu,woyouxieleile,xianhuifangxiezhele。”

tagangqishen,jiutingjiansuqinghecuishengshengdishuodao:“neige,lanlan,wonenggennihuangefangjianma?woxihuanchaoxidewuzi,nengshangluorimeijing。”