第6章 催债狗

“bu!”jihandingzhetadeyanjingdao,“wolejieni,muqinmeigeyuedouhuijixieliangfengxin,xinlidabufendeneirongxiededoushiguanyunishiyigeduomeshanliang、wenrou、zhishudalidehaonvhai!shuoruguoyouyitianwoyaoshinengqudaonizheiyangdenvhaizi,tajiusuanshisidoumingmule!”

白云熙的脸更红了。

jihanmuguangrouhedidao:“muqinjiwoxiedezuihouyifengxinfeichangkaixin,tashuotatiwoxiangniqiuqinle,nidayingleta,erqiehaigentaqianminghuayale,tazheibeizimeiyouyihanle……”

“suirannizhishichuyuanweiyigejijiangguoshidelaorencaizheiyangshuode,danshiqueyuefarangwoduiyunxinidepingegandaojingpei!”

“xianzaiyoupengdaolesongyifanzheizhongshi,woxiangnizuoweiyigeshiquleyikaodenvhaizi,yihounanmianhaihuizaiyudaozheiyangdeshiqing,burujiugancuiduiwaixuanbuwoshinideweihunfu,bawodangchengshinidedangjianpai,zheiyangjiusuanneixiewengwengdecangyingduiniqilaishenmejiyuzhixin,yededianliangyixiadabudadeguowo!”

“dengdaonayitian,niyoulezugoudezibaodenenglideshihou,birushuogongsizuodazuoqiangle,buzaixuyaonawodangdangjianpaideshihou,keyizaixuanbugenwojiechuhunyue……”

白云熙彻底傻眼了!

taxinliqishishibuyuanyinazijidezhongshengdashizheibanerxide。

danshizhengxiangjihanshuodeneiyang,tayijingmeiyourenheyikaole,shenzhilianqinjiujiudouzaisuanjita,tahaiyouyigeyaoyaoyuzhuidegongsixuyaoquzhengjiu,ruguoguangkaotaziji,nengzuodaozheiyiqiema?

jihanjiantayouxieyouyu,suiyoukaimenjianshandidao:“nibuyaoyourenhedexinliyali,niduiwohemuqinyoujiumingdeenqing,jiudangwoshizaibaoenle!”

baiyunxizongjuedenalibuduijing,danshiyoushuobushanglai。

jiuzaizheishihou,waimianchuanlaileyizhenxuannaosheng,yinggaishisangzanggongsiderenmadaole,jihanjianzhuang,limachenredatiedao:“neijiuzheimeshuodingle!womenxianbasanglihaohaocaobanyixia,qitadeshiqingdengdaosanglizhihouzaishuo!”

白云熙点了点头。

zhidaotakanzhejihanchumengensangzanggongsidegongzuorenyuanjiaojiezhihou,caihuranyishidao:koukoushengshengshuoyaobaoen,yaoyishenxiangxu……zheibushigudaineixiebeiyingxiongjiumeizhihoudenvhaizidetaicime?

……

丧礼大办的第二天。

jihanhulundichizheabiaoconglubiantanmailaidezaocan,kanzhexiaoquzhoubianchongmanshenghuoqixiderenliu,hurandao:“abiao,niyouduojiumeiyouguozheiyangputongrendeshenghuole?”

abiaogongjingdizhanzaiyice:“shangyiciwozheiyangyouzaidichizaocanhaishizaisinianqian!neishiwozuochulejuedingbufuyuanhuijiadejueding,gensuihanshuaideneigedongtian!”

jihanyanmouzhongshanguoyisiwennuanzhise。

abiaoyehao,fanxingyeba,dangchudezheibangxiongdiduitajihanlaishuo,doushichulemuqinzhiwai,zuiqindeqinren,bitaxueyuanguanxishangdefuqinhexiongdiyaoqinjindeduo。

keshiqueyourenhaisitayigexiaoduidexiongdihezhanyou!

zheigechoubugongdaitian!bunengbubao!

zheishihou,huranyouyiqunrenlazhehengfu,husanhesidecongwaimianyonglaiguolai,jiangzhengzaibansangshidebaijiaweilegeshuixiebutong。

abiaozhoumeidao:“hanshuai,yaobuyaowoqudafadiaotamen?”

jihanlengranyixiaodao:“dafadiaotamenjiuyouyonglema?nikankantamenshoulidehengfu,qianzhaihaiqian,tianjingdiyi……niqubarendale,huitoutamenjiunengzhaojiyiqunmeitijizheguolai,nixinbuxin?”

abiaolengleyixia,henkuaijiufanyingguolaile:“wozhidaole,hanshuai,zheixierenyinggaishibangyinxingtaozhaidecuizhaigongsipailaide,womashangxiangbanfacongyuantoushangjiejuezheijianshi!”

baijiabieshuwaimianyipianxuanhua。

renqunzhongdejigedipishoulilinzhekuoyinqizoulechulai,dashengrangrangqilai:“dahuomendoukanqingchule,jiushizheijiaren,qianqianbuhai。baiyunxi,nigejiannvren,buyaoyiweiduozailimianjiumeishile。”

“xingbaide,diyafangchanbuhaiqian,suoyinimenzaolebaoying,nilaozisidezhenshihuogai。”

“nikeyibuchusheng,danwomenhuirangnichushengde。zamen、podafen,womendouhenjingtong。”

“baiyunxi,niyaoshizaibuhaiqian,womenjiubanidexinxichuanjinideqinqipengyou,chuanjinidetongshi,chuanjinidehezuokehu,kanhaiyourenganhenihezuoma?”

zheixiecuizhaigouzhendehenshixiaozhang,nazhekuoyinqibuduandijiaoxiao、manmazhe。

cishisizhouweiguanderenyeyuelaiyueduo,zheixiecuigoudexiaozhangtaidu,dunshijifaleyizhongrendenuhuo。

“nimenzheixiecuishouyetaikuangleba,neiyouxiangnimenzheiyangde?”

“nizheineishicuishou,nizheishiheieshilia,zenmenengzheiyangqifurenni?”

“jiushi,zheixierenyetaixiaozhangle。woyiqianjiushiwangdaiyuqile,jieguobeitamenbaoletongxunlu,haiweixiewodejiaren,zheixiesangxinbingkuangdefenggou。”

“sheitamedezaifanggoupini?”

jiuzaizhongrenyifentianyingdeshihou,zhijianconghoumianzouchulianggerenlai。

dangtouyigexizhuangbiting、renmogouyang,kanqilaijiuxiangshigezhiyebailingdemoyang。erlingyigezeshiyitouhuangmao,diaoerlangdang,yikanjiushixiaohunhun。

huangmaoyilianxiaozhangdishuodao:“zheishiwomencuishoubudechenbachenjingli,gangcaishinagesunzihushuobadao,shuowomenshiheieshililaizhe。tamadeyoudanzishuomeidanzichengrena?”

“是我说的!”

yigeershiduosuinianqingrenzhanlechulai:“nimenzheixiecuishoude,renjiayemeishuobuhai,jiushishilaolai,nimenyebunengjirenjiapoyouqi,dumenmajie。zheibushiheieshilishishenme?”

“我黑尼玛啊!”

neigejiaochenbadejingli,mengdijiuyibazhangchouleguolai,yixiajiubanianqingrenjidadeyuntouzhuanxiang。haibudaitafanyingguolai,chenbajinjiezheyouyijiaochuaiguolai,batazhijiechuaifanzaidi。

“ni……nizenmedarenya?”

sizhouweiguanderenyipianfennu,lianmangjiangnianqingrenchanfuqilai。

“打你算轻的!”

chenbazhigaoqiyangdikanzhezhongren:“nimenzheiqunlaji,zhenshixialegouyan,lianlaoziwoyeganre。buyaoshuonimen,jiusuanshixingchengdeyouqianren,beilaozizouguodeyeyoujishigele。”

“buguanzenmeyang,nidarenjiushibuxing,haiyoumeiyouwangfale?”

“baojing,womenjiubuxinmeirennengzhideletamenle。”

“xianzaidecuishouzhenshiwufawutian,tamenjiuyinggaidedaoyingyoudechengfa。”

“报警?”

chenbalenglengyixiao:“baoa,sheibubaosheishisunzi。haitemewangfa,zaixingchenglaozijiushiwangfa。bieshuonimenzheiqunsuicui,quniantiaoloudeneigehaiziyouzenmeyang,jiusuansile,tajiarenbuhaishimailelouguaiguaibaqianhaile。”

嘶!

chenbazheihuayichu,dunshiyizhongrendoudaoxileyikoulengqi。

jiuzaiqunian,yigeshangdaxuedehaizi,jiuyongwangdaifenqimailekuanshouji,houlaiyinweiyuqihaibushang,beicuishoutiantiansaoraodeyalijuda,jieguojiutiaolouzishale。

zhenmeiyouxiangdaozheijiansangjintianliangdeshiqingjingranshitagande。

chenbamanlianbuxiedikanzhetamen:“jiupingnimenyeganduoguanxianshi,renaolelaozi,chailenimenfangzi,daduannimendegutou。huangmao,rangtamenjianshiyixia。”

“shi,xiongdimen,liangjiahuo!”

哗啦!

suizhehuangmaoyijuhua,shijigecuishousuijibianjiangjiahuodoulianglechulai。

guanqian、kandao、bishou……

这……

weiguanderenyikantamenliangchulexiongqi,dunshihedejielianhoutui,manliandoushijingkongdeshenqing。