会议室里。
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天爷啊！
桀神来了！
桀神来他们恋综了！
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tanyuelihenshaocanjiazongyi，tebieshixianglianzongzheizhongchunyuledejiemu，danshijirantalaile，neijiubiexiangzoule！
youletadejiameng，zanzhufeishenmedewanquanbuyongchou，reduyewanquanbuyongchou。huangzhiqiangxianzaidoubuganxiangxintanyueliyaocanjialianzong，yushiwendao：“jieshen，niweishenmeyaocanjialianzong？”
wenwan，taxiangjizijiyibazhang。
zheidoushishenmechunwenti，barenwenzoulezenmeban！
tanyuelidanshengdao：“ganxingqu。”
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qifenyishunjianningguzhule。
tanyuelikanxiangjingge：nimeigaosuta，wogenjiujiushifuqi？
jinggezuijiaochoulechou：zheishiwozenmegansuibianpuguang。
lixingzhou：“nimenlianggemeilaiyanqudeganshenme？”
huangzhiqiang：“xiaojiuxiaojiu，nibieluanshuohua。”
lixingzhouguominduhengao，danshitadekaweiwufagentanyuelixiangtibinglun，huanzuobiedemingxing，kandaotanyuelikendingyaolianhongzhejianjiaole，weishenmetaneimedanding？
zaiyulequan，henduomingxingdeouxiangshitanyueli，tajiushishenyibandecunzai。
lixingzhou：“e。nimenlianggebuyaoyongyishijiaoliule，youshenmehuazhishuo。”
kandaotaneimebuzunjingtanyuelidexingwei，huangzhiqiangchadianfanxinzangbing，tazenmebuzhidaozheiweixiaozuzongzheimeganshuo，mianduitanyueliyidiandoubuqiechang，haiganhechitamen。
tanyueli：“meishenmewentile，womenzhijieqianhetongba。”
yushilixingzhoumeishuo，jinggemeishuo，tanyueliyebudasuangaosuhuangzhiqiang，tahelixingzhoushifuqi。
huangzhiqiangqiangdiao：“xiaojiuyijinghuaiyunle，jieshennigentajiazhuangqinglvjiuhao，qinqinbaobaozheileidexingweiwomenjiemuzubuhuiyaoqiunimenzuo，nimenbaduifangdangchengpengyoujiuxing。”
lixingzhouhetanyuelidianlediantou。
huangzhiqiangnazhezhanxindehetong，kanzhetanyuelixiaosadeqianming，zheicaiyouzhongjiaotashidideganjue，tanyuelizhendeyaolaicanjialianzongle。
heng，neixiegenfengdelianaizongyi，maopaihuozhongjiushimaopaihuo，womennengqinglaitanyueli，nimennengma？！
车上。
jinggecuzhemeiwen：“jieshao，womenbugaosudaoyannimendeguanxi，zheiyangzhendehaoma？”
zheiduidingliufufuyaozailianzongjiazhuangluren，wanzheimedadema？！
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tanyuelimiyanxiaozhe，qingchi：“xiaohuaidan，kandaodaoyanneimejinzhang，shunizuigaoxing。”
lixingzhouduzhezui，shualaipideshuo：“wonaligaoxingle，shinigaoxing。”
tanyueli：“ng，wozuigaoxing。”
tabuxihuantahuoyuezaipingmushang，bataguanzaijialicaijuedeanxin，danshizheici，yixiangdaotayaogentayiqiluzongyi，momingdeyouxiekaixin。
suoyourendounengkandao，zhanzaitapangbiandeshita，gentaqinmihudongderenzhinengshita。zheimexiangxiang，tadouyoudianqidaizheigelianzongle。
qinqinbaobaoshenme，bixuyaoyou，jiemuzubujitashedingzheigehuanjie，takeyizijijiaxi。
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【坐等综艺直播】
lixingzhouzicongzhidaozijigentanyuelidecpchaohuahou，jiukaileyigexiaohao，meitianzailimianqianshui。
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tanyuelixiwanzao，conghoumianbaozhuta，qinleqintafenfendeerchui，shayacixingdesangyinshuo：“zaikanshenme？”
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taxiangjizijiliyigetanyuelimimeiderenshe。