第六章 嘴皮子功夫就是这般

diliuzhangzuipizigongfujiushizheiban

“haole,rendoudaoqile,neiwomenlailiaoliaojubenba。”

pianchangxiuxishili,xudaoyanhezhongzhuyanzuozaiyiqi,renrenmianqiandoubaizhejuben,tayanlishanzhejingmingdeguangming,xiaoyinyindeshuodao:“xiangxindajiadoukanguohenduobianleba?youshenmexiangfama。”

zhuyandaduodiyicijianmian,meirenshuohua,daoshipangbiandebianjuturankaikou——

“daoyan,woyoudianyiwen。”

tatankaijuben,manlianyansu:“womenzheishigeguzhuangju,shidaibeijingxiadenvrendoushidajiaguixiu,neimezhuyanshibushigaixuanzeyuzhiqichangxiangfudeyanyuan?”

zhuyandouzuozheile,xianzaizhiyixuanjiao?

suoyourendemuguangdouruoyouruowupiaodaoleduruolanshenshang,duruolanbenlailanyangyangdekaozuozhe,wenyanantanyisheng,zuozhileshentidengzhebianjude“pidou”。

“suishuoxineixiwaishifenkaide,danguanzhongdouyoujiyi,yigeyinweiqingganjiufenbeidazhongguanzhudeyaoyannvyanyuan,zaixilibanyanchiqingnvyihao,dajiabuhuijuedeweihema?”

bianjumeikanduruolanyiyan,danzizijujudouzaizhenduita,xudaosihubumanbianjudeturanfazuo,yanliranshangyunse。

“xuanjiaoziranyouxuanjiaodaoyanlaizuo,zheishihoushuozheixieganshenme?”

tamenshuozheixiedeshihou,duruolandeyanshenluozaijiangzimushenshang。

chuanyanyingdiwenheyouya,kedaoyanhebianjuzhengzhiqilaideshihou,tazhishilengmodezuozheliulanjuben。

duruolanjuedezijixinkezhenda,shenxianyulunzhongxin,taqueliuyidaojiangzimunianzheshuyedeshoushizhenhaokan,xiuzhangcangbai,rutazheigerenyiban。

“wozhishibuxiangzijixiechudexinxuebeijianta。”bianjugengzhebozijulilizheng。

“tonggaoyefale,nandaoxianzaihuanren,zaibeimaliufenma?”

吵起来没完了。

zhengzhidezhongxinduruolantanxiyisheng,turanxiaozhekaikou,“yaobu,woshuoliangjuba。”

bianjumiansejinbeng,duruolanqingkeyisheng,“shouxianwoxiangshuo,renyouqianmian,meigeshidaidouyoubutongleixingderen,shenweibianju,nigaibiwogengshanzhangsuzaorenwucaidui。qici,wohelishaozaiyiqisannian,meiyinmanmeichugui,naliherenshebufule?zuihou……”

tadunleyixia,jiansuoyouzhuyandourulindadidedingzhetakan,turanjuedehaoxiao,wangyibeiyikao,mouguangliuzhuan,“wonaliyaoyanle?”

pingrililianyanduomudewuguan,cikezaiweiyigongzhuangkudechentuoxia,xiandeqingchunjingli,ruguoanzhaojintiandedabanlaishuo,dequesuanbushangyaoyan。

qiyunvzhuyanmenxinlisuandemaoshui,bianjuyigeng,sihuxiangfanbo,queturantingdaoyidaoyouyadenansheng。

“xuanjiaodeshi,daociweizhiba。”

jiangzimutaiqiletou,bochunqingqi,sangyinruyushiyibanqingleng。

“hao,buliaozheigele。”xudaogankeyisheng,babudecongzheizhongfenweizhongchoulichulai,bianjukanlejiangzimuyiyan,sihubugan,danzuizhongyemeizaishuoshenme。

zheilisheidehuadoubibushangjiangzimu,duruolanweimishuangyan,jiangzimuzheigeren,guoranbujiandan。

yinweihuanjiaodeshi,jubentaolundefenweishifenweimiao,meiguoduojiu,xudaojiurangdajiazhuanyidaozhunbeilekaijifandejiudian。

lijiatouzidexi,paichangduanbuhuixiao。

wuxingjijiudianli,shuijingdiaodengsanfazhelengguang。

chuanzhexizhuangdefuwushengchuansuozairenqunzhong,yixiemingqidideyanyuanhepianchanggongzuorenyuan,zaojiuzaizheilidengzhezhuyantuandajiaguanglinle。

“zouba,womenzuoyizhuo。”

xudaozhaohugeweizhuyan,duruolanqianjiaogangruzuo,houjiaojiukandaojiudianmenkouchuxianlelianggeshuxiderenying。

shuluoyawanzheliyuchendegebo,xiaodedeyizhangyang,erliyuchenlengzheyizhanglian,sihuxinqingbingbuzenmehao。

shangciduruolanxialeshuluoyademianzi,zheicijiangliujinyisuanluodeyiwuyaoxieliyuchen,wubidaishuluoyachuxikaijifan,rangdajiazhidaosheicaishilijiazhenzhengdeshaonainai。

liyuchenyilai,jiudianneisihujingmoleyishun,duruolanpiejianshuluoyadexiaorong,xinlixiangbeigengleyixia,minzhechunzuohao。

“yo,lishaojuranyelaile。”yigewawaliandezhuyansaoleduruolanyiyan,yinyangguaiqideshuodao,“mouxierenbushihaochenghelishaoxiangliansannianma?zenmewokanlishaodaizaishenbiandehaoxiangbushitani?”

shuohuajian,liyuchenheshuluoyazaizuishangzhuozuoxia,neilidoushitouzifanghegaoceng,tazishizhizhongmeijiduruolanyigeyanshen,fangfobuzhidaozheibuxiyouduruolandecanyu。

duruolandingzheneidaoshenying,zhijuedeshuangyanfase,xinlishuobushanglaishishenmeganshou。

yuanbenjidanduruolanjiushiyinweitabeihoudejinzhu,zheixiajinzhuyiqingbielian,zhuoshangdeyanyuanlikechaofengkaile。

“shuoshenmeni?qingfuzenmepeihezhenggongxiangtibinglun?zheizhongzhengshichanghe,niyiweixiaohaiguojiajiani?”

“kankanrenjianeiquanzi,doushidalao,mouxierenkongpaxuejianlenaodaiyejinbuquyo。”

nvzhuyanmenxiaozuoyidui,kanxiangduruolandeshixianlieyibujiayanshi,duruolanxianglaixiaozhangsiyi,zheicidaonandemeihuizui,jianliyuchenzhendemeikantayiyan,xinhuiyilengdeshouhuileshixian。

zhuyanmenzheizhuo,xudaoshigerenjing,bingbuqingyikaikou,duruolanyitaitou,cubujifangwangjinlejiangzimuyandi。

hantansideyanmou,dongdeduruolanyigejiling。

zhuoshang,fuwushengzhengzaifengaojiaobeidaojiu,tadeshouyizhizaidou,daoleduruolanshenbian,caijiejiebabadeshuodao:“duxiaojie……gaojiaobeibugoule,yaobunin,qubiedezhuozuoba。”

zheiliezhideganrenshouduanjianzhiyaobaduruolanqixiaole,zuoweiduimian,yigecaicongxishoujianhuilaidenvyanyuandeyidexiaoleyisheng,kanlaigangcaimangzheigequle。

“zhenghao。”duruolanyouyadeqishen,wuzhebiziguzuokunao,“zheizhuobuzhidaozenmehuishi,laoyouyigukouchouwei,doushizaijingtouqiangongzuoderen,daodisheiwangleshuayaa?”

shuoba,tagaoaolichang,ganghuilaidenvzhuyanchadianqisi,“duruolanni!”

“suanlesuanle。”tadetongbanganjinanzhuta,“chengzuipizigongfubale,biegentayibanjianshi。”

lilezhuyanzhuo,kongqihaoxiangdouqingxinle,duruolansuibianzhaolegerenshaodezhuozizuoxia,xiaoyinyindao:“bujieyiwozuozheiba?”

zheizhuodoushigongzuorenyuan,kandaopiaoliangdenvzhuyanlai,likeshouchongruojingqishen:“bujieyi,bujieyi。”

qifenguoranqingsonglehenduo,duruolanbizijibuqukanliyuchendefangxiang,wuziheshenbianrenliaodekaixin,dantabuzhidaodeshi,touzifangneiyizhuo,liyuchenyizhizaidingzhetakan。