【许愿怪谈】
zheishiyitainenggoushixianrenheyuanwangdexuyuanji。
qingyangezunshouyixiasitiaoguize。
1，yuanwangyueda，daijiayueda。
2，budegaibianxuyuanjibenshen。
3，budegaosutaren，xuyuanjideshiqing。
4，weianyaoqiuzhifu“daijia”，xuyuanzhejiangyizuikongjudefangshisiwang。
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wangzheyanqiandejudazhangfangxingheiseguti，gushanxianrulechensi。
tiantanggueryuan。cikezaifeiqidaqinshide，shizheitaibeimingmingwei“xuyuanji”deheisejixie，yiji4xingheiseguimiguize。
huiyi，jiangtadaihuileguoqu。
yiqiedekaishi，douheneigejiaozuoxiatadenvhaiyouguan。
gushan，fumuyinweiyichangchehuoshuangwang，meiyourenheqinren，beisongdaoleletulu123haodetiantanggueryuan。
congxiaoxinggegupideta，weiyidepengyou，jiushineigeliuzheqiliuhai、yanjingmingliangdeqiguainvhai，xiata。
taxihuanshoujichongzi、dingzaiqiangbishangdangzuobiaoben；congyedijianlaiqiguaidegutou，shuoshilingtingshouhaizhedeaihao……
lianggebubeizhuliujieshoudeguaihaizi，changchangzuozaitiantaidebianyuan，kanzheyuanchudetaiyangzhizhibianchenglexuehongluori，duguolewennuandeliunian。
youyiye，zaishuijueqian，shangpudexiatahurantanxianaodai，zhabazhabazheheibaifenmingdeyanjing，kanzhegushan，renzhenshuodao：
“ruguoyouyitianwoxiaoshile……
“shinian，woyidinghuihuilaizhaoni。
“zheishiwodechengnuo，dengwo。”
keshi，dangshidegushan，bingmeiyoujiangxiatadehuafangzaixinshang：
“mingtianwomenkeyiquhoushandelinziwanme，wozaineilifaxianyigentebieyuandemugun，keyinalaidangzuoqishidepeijian。”
shangpu，chenmozhong，youyouchuanlaileyishengxiatadetanxisheng。
neishengtanxi，buxiangshiyige8suidexiaonvhai，xiangshilaizishinianzhihoude，chuanyueshikongdetanxi。
gushanmeiyouxiangdaodeshi，congneiyiwankaishi，xiatajiuzaiyemeiyouchuxianguo。
gueryuande“mama”shuo，tabeiyihuyouqianrenjialingyangle，jiedaoleguowai，guoshangleyishiwuyoudeshenghuo。
gushanzhidao，“mama”zaisahuang。
夏塔不是这样的人。
ruguozhendebeixinde“babamama”lingyangle，wulunduoyuan，tayidinghuihuilaikanziji。
tadechuangpukongle，shuyutadeshenghuoyongpinquanbubeidabaosongzoule。tiantanggueryuanzhong，youguantadeyiqie，beiyidianyidimoping。
jinianzhihou，gushandenianlingdaole。talikailetiantanggueryuan，kaoruleshizhongdianxishanyizhong，zaixuexiaofujinzuleyijiandanrenjian；baitianshangkedushu，wanshanghaiyaoquyeshidagongzhuanqian，yanghuoziji。
yeshenrenjingdeshihou，gushantangzaijinnengrongnayirenchuangpu、yigematongdechuzufang，yeshichanghuainianqijiyizhongdeneigexiaoqilaiyanjiaowanwandexiaonvhai。
lixiatayuedingdeshijian，yuelaiyuejinle。
xiatazhendehuizunzhaoyueding，huilaizhaozijima？
qiangbishang，tiemanlegezhongxinwenjianbao，dadoushiguanyurenfanzide、haiyouzoushihaizide。
zheixienian，gushanyibianshangxue，yibiandagong，rengranmeiyoufangqixunzhao。
dishiniandaolaideqianyiye，gushan18sui，gaosan。
neiyiwan，tacheyeweishui。
tacengjingxiangzhe，liuzheheizhangfadexiatajiuzheimemomingqimiaohuilaile，xiangshishinianqiandeneiyiye，tamomingxiaoshileyiban。
wentazheishinianqulenali，tazhishixiaozhekanzheziji。
diertianzaochen，gushancongchuzufangzhengkaiyan，yiqieruchang。meiyouqijifasheng。
gushanqingleyitianjia，qilelianggexiaoshidegongxiangdanche，buyuanqianlilaidaolezaoyihuangfeidetiantanggueryuan。
cengjingwubishuxidejianzhu，waimianbanboleileideqiangbishang，zaoyipamanlechangqingteng；kongdangdangdezoulanghecaochang，weiyouwuwufengshengguaguo。
gushancaizheyididesuishi，yibuyibu，zourulejiyizhongdefeiqidalou。
talaidaolehaizimencengjingdedasushe，kandaolewaimiandeqiangbishang，ciyanxinghongdexue，xiezheshuxidewenzi：
nihao，gushan。shiwo，xiata。
zheishinianlai，woshishikekedouzaixiangnianni。youtaiduodehua，xiangyaohenishuo。youshihou，wofangfoshenchushoujiunengchumodaoni，keshiwomenliangrenshizhonggezhetianqian。
wulunruhe，woyidinghuiwanchengwomenliangrendeshinianzhiyue。
zaizheijianchengzaizhewomenwushuhuiyidefangjian，woweiniliuxialeyijianliwu。
neishiyitaibeichengwei“xuyuanji”deguaiwu，zhiyaoladihongseshoubing，xuxiarenheyuanwang，tadouhuiweinishixian。
rangwohuilaidezhengquefangshi（jiacu），shitongguoxuyuanji，xuxiashigeyuanwang。
dangnixuxiadishigeyuanwangdeshihou，womenhuizaimeiyoutongkudedifang，zaicixiangyu。
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zheixingbiji，shixiatade。
xuejiweigan，sihuxiexiaderen，haiweizouyuan。
gushandexinzangpengpengkuangtiao。takuangbenqilai，raolezoulangyidaquan，laidaolezheichuanglouweiyichukoushangfangdechuangkou。
touguoposuidebolichuang，xiangxiakanqu，tongwanggueryuanwaijiedexiaolushang，meiyouyigerenying。
xiata，xiangshiyidaoyouling，pingkongxiaoshizailetiantanggueryuanzhong。fangfocongweichuxianguoyiban。
gushanfanshen，yibuyibu，zouhuilexiataliuxiaxuezideneijianfangjian。
menhou，shenmideheisegudingzhuangzhi，yijingdenghouduoshi。
zuoxiafang，xiaoxiaoyikuaibaisepingmian，kezheshuzi“0”。
youxiafang，youyitiaozhaizhangdeaocao；aocaoshangfang，shiyigenhongseshoubing，shilimizhang。
neime，zaizunshousitiaoheiseguizedeqiantixia，gushanxuxiadeyuanwang，gaishishenme？
ruguoxiangyaoxunsujileishigeyuanwang，meiyigexuyuanjiubixujinkenengde“xiao”，zheiyangzhifudedaijiatongyangyehuihenxiao。xuyuanyouxicaikeyiyizhijinxingxiaqu。
gushanchensilepianke，quedinghaole，diyicixuyuanxuyaodedongxi。
tayoushouladongxuyuanjidelagan，zhidaohongselagandaodi，pengdiyishengfachuqingcuixiangsheng。tongshi，ganshoudaoleshouzhongzulidetaxuxialezijidexinyuan：
“woxiangyaojizhiqianbi。”
yigefeichanglianjiadeyuanwang。
mingxianshijieshoudaolegushandeyuanwang，heiseguti，kaishizhandouleqilai，xiangshiyunniangzheshenme。
tongshi，zuoxiacebaisedegezi，xiangshishenchuxianxueyibanmanmanbianchenglehongse。**shuzi0，zhuantiaodaole1，xiangzhengzhexuyuanjideyuanwangleijidaoleyige。
bansuizhemenmendeshengyin，diyizhiqianbi，congxiazhangdefengxigunluodaoledishang，tingzailegushandejiaoqian。
anhuangsebishen，beianjinsedegutouguding。
gushandixiashen，xiangyaojianqidishangdeqianbi，bishenyirushou，ganjuechendiandiande，hexunchangwenjudianmaidaodemutouqianbizhiganwanquanbutong。
tashouzhishaoweiyongli，suiji，bianqingqingtuidiaolebishenshangdeboboyicengmo，luchulexiafangciyandejinshuguangze。
顾山发现了不对劲。
zheishiyizhichunhuangjindazaode，jinziweibishendeqianbi！
砰砰砰砰砰……
yizhizhijinzidiaokede“qianbi”，buduancongxuyuanjideaocaochugunchu，luozailegushandejiaoxia，zhidaoduichengleyizuoxiaoshanqiu，sihaomeiyoutingzhidequshi。
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yizhouzhihou，zhuzaileminisancengxiaobieshudegushan。
kaozhezheibihuangjin，tahaiqinglezhiqianqianxiadesuoyoufangzu，buyongshuizaihecesuobanqiangzhigededanrenjian，gengbuxuyaofangxuezhihouhaiyaozaiyeshidagongdaoshierdian。
gushanyongzheibiqianmailexinjia，yitianzaochenxinglai，faxiantiantanggueryuandexuyuanji，yemomingchuxianlexiaobieshudediyicengketingjiaoluo。
tajiuxiangshiyoushengmingyiban，laolaogensuizheziji。duiyutarenlaishuo，xuyuanjishiyigewanquanyinxingdecunzai。
xiqulejiaoxundegushan，kaishizhunbeidiergexinyuan。
zheiyici，taxiangyaoyigenxiangjiao，danshizaixuyuanzhiqian，wubiyaoduixiangjiaodefangfangmianmian，douzuoleyangexianzhi。fangzhichuxianhuangjinxiangjiaohuozhezuanshixiangjiao。
danshiqiguaideshi，zaiwanchengdiyigexinyuanzhihou，xuyuanjisihuxianrudongmianzhuangtai，wulungushanzenmeladongshougan，fachuzhiling，tadoubuzailihui。
jizaizheyuanwangshuliangdefangge，shizhonggudingle“1”zheigeweizhi。
zaiyitianlingchen，zuozaihunandeketingshafashang、wangzhechuangwaiheisedipingxian，gushanhuranmingbaile，weishenmezheitaixuyuanjijujuezhixingzijidedierxiangxinyuan。
咔哒，一声。
xuyuanjixiafangdeaocao，xiangshidanchulaileshenmedongxi。