第4章冒充
「nitmdbuhuizhijieshuotashinitongxueya！erqienilaopoganggangyangshuishuansaihaoburongyiqiangjiuhuilaide，nijuranzaizheizhaogubailulu，doubuqukanyiyan？nijiubupanilaopopaoleya！」
tashuozheshitutuikaiwodebingfangmenrangfushenjinlai。
keshifushenquehenhendiguanshangle。
「pa？wobabudetapaolena，dangchushitasichanlandadezhuidewo，dangleneimeduoniandebeitaihaoburongyishangan，tazenmeshedepao，erqiexianzaihaiyoulehaizi，tagengbuhuipaole。」
shuozhehaifachulechaoxiao，「tagenlulubuyiyang，luluyouxinzangbing，shentiyoubuhao，tashiliantiyude，yangshuishuansaiduiyubierenlaishuoshidashi，duiyutajiushixiaoshi。」
「kuinihaishifukequanwei！yangshuishuansaidesiwanglvyouduogaoninengbuzhidao？」
「quniansinishoulideneigechanfujiushiliantiyudeshentihaodehen。」
「danyangshuishuansaifazuobudaobanxiaoshijiusile，nilaopomingda，yanwangyekenengyeshikanjiantajiadebuxingkelianta。」
liyishengdezuipizidouyaoshuopole，fushenyijiumeijinlai，zhishibuxianbudandejiwozhuanzhangleliangwan，jiaowohaohaozhaoguziji。
wolaheileta，shanchulesuoyoudelianxifangshi。
wanshanglinshuiqianzhuzhiyishitongzhiwo，shuojianwohaozhuanleyidian，shilimiandejizhexiangyaocaifangyixiawo，bijingnengcongyangshuishuansaizheizhongbaifenzhijiushijiudesiwanglvdechanfushashoudeshouxiahuoxialaiderenbuduo。
「nifangxin，caifanghuijinxingdehenkuaide，daoshihouzhongxinyiyuanhejigedayiyuandelingdaohaihuiduinijinxingchanhouhuizhen，duinilaishuoshihaoshi。」
「好。」
我答应的很痛快。
ercaifangneitianfushenyelaile。
tachuandexizhuang，zhanzairenqunzhizhong，yizhijiangshuzhetacaoshouzheiyiciyangshuishuansaishoushudejiannan。
pangbiandeliyishengchuitousangqidedizhetou，yijuhuabushuo，zhongxinyiyuandejigelingdaodaizhexinshangdeyanshenkanzhefushen，shibushidehaiyaoxintengjiju。
「womendangyishengdezuijihuidejiushijizijideqinrenkaidao，zaihekuangfushenzheiyihuimianlindeshiqiziheweichushideerziliangtiaorenming，zhenshiqiangxinzang，dingzhuleyali，cainengyouzheimewanmeidejieju。」
tadezhishulingdaokuadeneijiaoyigehao，haiyongyanshenshiyileyixiafushen。
fushenchuanguorenqunzoudaolewodemianqian。
「nizhidaodewomashangjiuyaoshengzhi，zheiyicishiyigejihui。」
「xingkuiqiangjiudeshini，yaoshibierenhaibuhaoanpai，niyihuierkebieshuocuohua，yaojidenizheichangshoushushiwoqinzicaodaode，genbierenmeiguanxi，shengxiadewomenlingdaoyijingbangwodahaoguanxile。」
tagenyiwangyiyangyongshouroulerouwodetou，danyinweiwoshengwanhaizidaoxianzaimeiyouxiguo，youyixieweidao，taxianqidecalecashou。
caifangkaishishi，wodezhuzhiyishicaishanshanlaichi，beizhongxinyiyuanderenlanzailewaimian。
jizhedehuatongsaidaolewodemianqian。
「qingwenzheiweinvshiduiyuzheiyicisilitaosheng，ninzuixiangyaoshuoshenme？」
wochensilepianke，pengzhehuatong，「yinggaishixiexieyishengmenduiwodebulibuqi，yijizaiwokuaiyaofangqizijideshihou，tamensuoyourencongweisongxie。」
jizhexiudaoleredian，kanxianglefushenyoukanxiangwo。
「neizheiyicininzuixiangyaoganxienaweiyishengna？」
wokanjianliyishengyijingzhunbeizhuanshenlikai，lianmangzhizhemenkou。
「wodezhuzhiyishihezhongxinyiyuande......」
suoyoudejingtouduizhunlefushen，tashenzhiyijingzhunbeihaolefayangao，erwoquezhizhebieren。
「haiyouzhongxinyiyuandeliyisheng！」
现场哗然。
fushendengzheyanjingkanzhewo，nazheshoujisihuxiangyaojiwofaweixin，ketadianjifasongzhihou，liansegengjianankan。
liyishengbeiwodianmingzhihoujingyabuyi，suihouyouyaokuchulaidejiashi。
jizheyouxiehuangluanlianmangwendao：「haiyouma？」
woxiaodao：「dangranhaiyou，wozuiyaoganxiedejiushiwodezhangfu。」