“wobuyaoshenlvchule，woyuanyijieshoulianyin，jiarupeijia。”
jiangshiyuanturanzaifanzhuoshangdao。
benlaijiuanjingdefanting，yixiabiandeluozhenkewen。
yipangsihoudeqinmamajingedikanzhejiangshiyuan：“xiaojie，keshijinrideshoumianbuheweikou?mamazheijiujiaochufangzhongxinzuo。”
binvhongdougengshihuangkongdao：“xiaojie，shinubizuodeshoubaotaichoule，rangxiaojiebuyuelema?”
jiangshiyuanwanglewangfanzhuoshangqixingguaizhuangdeshoubaohewuyanliusejiamanliaodemianwan，yaoleyaotou。
ruwangnianyiyang，shibasuideshengchen，tayoushiyigeren。
“bushi，shiwobuxihuanshenlvchule。”
“真的?”
duimiandeliangrenjihuyikoutongsheng，binvhongdougengshichadianzhijiecongdishangbengleqilai。
liangrenhuyidikanzhejiangshiyuan，biqihuyi，neibiaoqinggengxiangshijingxiwanfenqueyouhaipashixuwangyichangsuoyijieliyazhixinzhongdekuangxiheshangyangdezuijiao。
jiangshiyuanmingbai，tamenweishenmehuishizheiyangdebiaoqing。
guoqushinian，taduishenlvchukeweishixuhanwennuan，jijinrechen。
danjiushijintian，jiangshiyuanshibasuishengchenshi，shenlvchusongletasigezi——‘lingrenzuoou’。
“jiangshiyuanchushenbiaohan，buguoshikeliantacaihetaduoshuolejijuhua，tayaoshishenglepangdexinsi，neizhenjiaorenzuoou。”
bairilizaishuyuanmenkoutingdaodehua，xiangshimozhouyiyang，zaijiangshiyuanerbianpanxuan。
jiangshiyuannazhekuaizideshoudunledun。
jiangwandizuihouyigenshoumianchiwan，fangxiakuaizi，jiangshiyuanzhengzhongqishididianlediantou：“ng，zhende，buyaole。”
shuodao，jiangshiyuannaqizhuoshangdeshoubaoyaoleyikou——
tongwangnianyiyang，mamadezhangshoumianyouxianyoulan，hongdoudeshoubaoyingdexiangtiebing。
shenmingzaishang，mingnianshengchen，xiwangmamahehongdouzuoxialaipeizijichiyidunfanjiuhaole，keqianwanbuyaozaixiachule。
jiangshiyuanjiaolejiaozuilidetiebing，zaixinzhong，zhengzhongqishidixuxialeshibasuideshengchenyuanwang。
qinmamasuiranhuyi，danlimaquxingongzhong，dierribianyuelepeijiazaijingchengzuiqingyoudechazhuangmantingchunjianyimian，shengpajiangshiyuanhuifanhuiside。
jiangjiasuanbudeshenmegaomenshijia，jiangshiyuandezufuzuichubuguoshigegongtingshiwei，yinweijiulexianzuhuangdiyiming，defengleyigewuguanxian，zhidaojiangshiyuandefuqinjianghuaichengtoushenjunying，chuzhanbianshidajieyangming。
ershinianqian，jianghuaichengquanjianglemenghuzhaidedadangjia，haiyingqulemenghuzhaidedaxiaojie，yejiushitaniangjiangyiyun——zhouchaodiyinvjiangjun。
muqindailingmenghuzhaiguishunhou，bianhefuqinyitongxiaoliyujunying，fuqitongxin，peihemoqi，daleyigeyouyigeshengzhang，yiyuechenglezhouchaozuidelidewujiangherenrenchengdaodechuanqi。
danhaojingbuzhang，shinianqian，xibeidikouqingchaoerchu，zhouchaobudi，muqinhefuqinshuangshuangzhanyun。
chaotingtixujiangjia，zhuifengfuqinweizhenguodajiangjun，muqinweichuanqijiangjun，danjiangjiazhishengxiayigenianyougunv，daodishigekongjiazi。
tanengpanshangpeijiazheimenqin，quankaotadegumu——jiangguifei。
gumubujinzaigonglizhaoyingzhejiali，duitazheigezhinvgengshibaibantengai，danfantakaikouyaodedongxi，jiumeiyouyiyangbuyingde。
weiyideliwai，jiushitaheshenlvchudehunshi。
sannianqian，gumujiushuoguo，shenlvchubushitadeliangpei。
gumukanrenhaizhenshizhun，shenlvchuqueshibushitadeliangpei。
xiangshishinian，xuhanwennuansannian，zuihouquehuanlaineiyangyijuzhuxindehuayu。
挺可笑的。
gumuweitazhefengdangyuzheimeduonian，tayegaidongshiqilai，weigumufenyoule。
rujindonggongweili，biaogexiejinghuaibuyaofengwang，zhiyaoleyizhiwubairendejundui，ranhoukaozhezheizhixiaojundui，zhengnanfabeizaiqianxiandachulezijidemingsheng。