第2章 陆爷:我不讲男德?

“a!zhehuolezhehuole!kuaipao!”

kafeitingneishunjianluanzuoyituan,bansuizhejianjiaohekesousheng,limianderenzhengxiankonghoudewangwaipao。

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“xiaojie,qiuqiunijiujiuwodehaizi,wodehaizihaizailimian,qiuqiunijiujiuta,wuwuwu……”

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“limianhuoshizheimeda,nixiangrangwojinqusongsia!gun!”

wenkerouyanedeshuowanduodeyuanyuande,weiqubabadejiluyanshendadianhuaqule,

“yanshenge,nikuailai,woshoushangle,wu。”

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“zheimedadehuosheiganjinqua,jinqujiushisongsi!”

“shia,zheihaizizailimiankendingshixiongduojishaole,ai。”

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“zheixiaoguniangshifenglema,zheimedadehuoyeganwanglimianchong!”

“八成是个傻子!”

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danshitahuailidehaiziquehaofawusun。

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tangbaobaoyigerendachelaileyiyuan。

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sheicengxiangtagangdaoyiyuanjiukanjianleluyanshenhewenkerou。

wenkerouyankuanghonghongde,yifuruobujinfengdeyangzi,renjianyoulian。

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yishengkanjiantabeihoudeshangheleyidatiao,

“guniang,nizenmenongde,shangdezheimeyanzhong?”

“buxiaoxinbeitangdaole,mafanninjiwoshangdianyao。”

yishengyilianningzhong,doushangchengzheiyangletajingranyigerenlaileyiyuan,gengangcaijinlaideneigedamingxingjianzhitianchadibie。

neigedamingxingyilai,zhijiejingdonglezhenggeyiyuandelingdaotuan。

zaikankanta,xiaoxiaonianjishangchengzheiyangquegushenyiren,haibukubunaode。

zheidagaijiushigongzhuhehuiguniangdechabieba?

唉——

yishengkantangbaobaochuanzheputong,lisuodangrandebatadangchengleqiongrenjiadeguniang。

“nizheigepashidezuoshoushu,nijiashuni?guolaigerenqianzi,woganjinjinianpai。”

“我自己签吧。”

“neibuxing,zuoshoushuxuyaojiashuqianzide。”

tangbaobao:“……”turanyoudianshiluo,yeyebuzaishenbian,taliangeqianziderendoumeiyou。

“我是个孤儿。”

yishenglengleleng,“nimeiqitajiarenlema?”

“haiyougeyeye,buguobuzaizheibian。”

“nei……zheibianjiumeiqinqipengyou?”

“wohaiyougeweihunfu。”

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“buguotayijingsile,tasishenghuobujiandian,bujiangnande,paochuqugenyoufuzhifutouqing,beirenjialaogongzhuojianzaichuang,beihuohuodasile。”

yishenghehushi:“……”

yishengbuhaozaishuoshenme,rangtangbaobaozijiqianlezi。

tangbaobaogangjinshoushushiluyanshenjiudedaoletayezaiyiyuandexiaoxi。

taganjinpaoguolaixunwenqingkuang,

“tangbaobaozenmele?zenmeshoushangle?yanzhongma?”