woshixiandidiliuzi,chushengneitianzhengzhiliuyueshiliu。
yiqintianjianhunzizhikanwoyiyan,biandahu,cizishiliuliuliuzhimingge,bainiannanjian。
zhengzaidadianzhishangpalaipaqudewochadianmeirenzhushuaigegentou。
fuhuanglongyandayue,manchaowenwuqiliguzhang。
hunluanzhongwotouguorenqunkanneilaohunzi,miansefuzadeshenchuxiaoduanshouzhizhezijidelian,“jiuwo?”
laohunziyanshenduoshan,fuyandidianlediantou。
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wojiaojiyu,shiyigekuailedexiaopangzi。wodelingyigeshenfenshihuangzi,wobashihuangdi,tahenniu。
wodekuailezhuyaolaiziyumeitiankeyichichihehe,gonglichuanluyuehuaiyangwudamingchushoufaneijiaoyigehualihushao,dongxiliugongwolaihuideceng。
wodebukuailezhuyaoshiyinwei,woyijingshigewusuidexiaoxueshengle,woyaoshangxue。
runisuojian,wozaijiapaixingdiliu,toushangyouwugegege。tamenmeitianjiandaowo,douhuiqinqiedejiaowo“laoliu”。keshiwobingbuxihuantamenzheimejiaowo,zongjuezhetingqilaihenguguai。
bingqie,woyebuxihuangentamenyiqiwan。
meitianshangneigepoxuetang,wodewugelaogedourulangsihu,tamendereqingfangfoyuanyuanbuduan。
ketangshang,xianshengmeipaochuyigeyiwenju,tamenwugejiuxiangdalejixue,huxiangjushouzhengduohuidawentidejihui。jiuerjiuzhi,youyushizaipohuaiketanghexie,xianshengjitamenpailegehao,lunliuqili,budechadui。
今天排号到二哥。
xiansheng:chuangqianmingyueguang,yisidishangshuang。sheinengbeichuhouliangju?
erge:“jutouwangmingyue,ditousiguxiang。zheishoushidezuozhezaixiezheijuhuashibiaodalezijinongliedesixiangzhiqing,duanduanwuziqianguliuchuanzhenshi……”
xiansheng:“lailai,huatongjini,nishanglaijiang。”
meidaozheizhongshike,wodouganjuezijisuozaizuihouyipai,shirucideruoxiaokelianyouwuzhu。
youyuzheigepoxuetangwoshizaishangbumingbai,bianhetongzhuoxiaomingyiqilianhehoumianjipaibuaixuexidejigedaodanguichenglile“buxuebang”。
womenyixingnancunquntongmeiritouhuadazao,lugoumomao。
zheigebangpaijingranhairiyizhuangda。
dangranwochuangjianzheigebangpaideshihou,yemeiyouxiangdaobanglidegeweiyingxionghaohanchengleshijinianhoudezhenguodajiangjun、xinanshuwang、fabeiliaowang、zhubizhuguan、shenzhihaiyouqintianjiandaguanshi。
tongzhuoxiaoming,mingshiyugengshihunchengledangchaotaiwei。
bangpaishilibianbudajiangnanbei,bawodingdaoleyigebushuyuwodegaodu……
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zhongsuozhouzhi,yuhuayuanyouyieba,mingjiaowangcai。
pingriliqinanbanv,daisheiyaoshei。weiyoujianlewofuhuang,jiuwenshunwubi,yanjijingzhan。
youyufuhuangmeiyoujianguowangcaidezhenmianmu,tazheiliangmiangoushichongerjiao,sheiyebufangzaiyanli,gongrenmenyenatawukenaihe。
zheitianshangke,wowugelaogeyouzaizhengduodatiquan,changmianrenaodexiangzaidabianlunsai。
tamenzhengzhezhengzhejiuchaoleqilai,chaozhechaozhejiudaleqilai。
chencijihui。woyuxiaominghuxiangduishi,congzhuoshangzuanjinzhuoxia,yijingfanguntaochuketang。
woliangqianjiaogangjinyuhuayuan,yimohuangsedeshenyingjiuchongdaojiaobian,duizhewoliangyidunkuangfei。
woliangtangtangrenlei,nengshouzheiniaoqi?
chashijianwolianghewangcaiduimaqilai。
dahuang:“wangwangwangwangwangwangwangwang!!!!”
wo:“nihaiwangwang?wangwangwangwang!!wangwang!!”
dahuang:“?wangwangwangwangwangwangwangwang!!”
xiaoming:“mawoshiba?nikanwojintiandabudanijiuwanshi!”
yubi,woliangchaoqishoubiangangfayadelishuzhijiuzhunbeidongshou。
wangcaijianwolianggaozhende,qieqishixiongxiong,hedeaowuyisheng,satuijiupao。
tatao,woliangzhui,congliyuanzhuidaotaoyuan,youcongtaoyuanzhuidaobajiaoting。