第一章 天才?弱智!

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“傻蛋,这里!”

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隐蔽、迅速、致命!

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哗!!!!!!!!

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这是一个单刀球。

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但...谈何容易。

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“漂亮!!”

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“lvelvelvelvelve....”

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“xianshengmen,zheijiushinuokanpudeweilai!”

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“说一说评分吧。“

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“yile,kongqiu:9fen,shemen:3fen,wuqiupaodong:9fen,gaoweibiqiang:9fen......”

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