第2章
“yinzei，niduiwozuoleshenme？”
linyuechanmeimouyuandeng，nubukee。
xutianwuzhelian，xintouhuoda：“chounvren，kannizhangdepiaoliang，meixiangdaozheimediaoman！
gangcaiyaobushiwojiuni，xianzainizaoquyanwangyeneierbaodaole。
nibuxiewojiusuanle，haidongshoudaren，jiumeijianguonizheimeenjiangchoubaode！”
xutianzheihuayichu，weiguanzhongrenyeshuo：“guniang，gangcaizhenshizheixiaohuojiudeni，nikedehaohaoxiexierenjia......”
suihou，zhongrenjiancheshangnvziduguoweixian，luxulikai。
linyuechandingzhexutian，yaoyaqiechi：“hundan，jiurenjiuyidingyaozheiyangma？”
xutiansonglesongjianbang：“laoshishuo，xiaoyelvedongyishu，gangcaibenyouershiwuzhongbanfajiuni，kebuqiaowobaoguonongdiule，shoushangjimeilingyao，yemeiyinzhen，zhiyouduneijiazhenqijiuni。”
“haiyouershiwuzhongbanfajiuwo？”
linyuechanzhifanbaiyan，“chuiniubudacaogao，zhendangnizijishishenyile？”
“zheidoubeinifaxianle？”
xutianshenseaoran，“meicuo，xiaoyebenjiushishenyi，jianghurencheng‘yanwangdi’，bucaijiushizaixia。”
“阎王敌？”
linyuechanqiaoliandaizhu，kanzhexutian，xiayimiao，xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。
taxiaoqilaihenwumei，yishuangmeimoumiqilai，haosiwanyue，misigeren。
xiongqiangengshiyipianbotaoqifu。
xutianmuguangningzhilexia：“zenme，nihaibuxiangxin？”
“woxinnigedatougui！”
linyuechandoubeiqixiaole，zheijiahuokezhengouzhongerde！
chuanzheyishentulebaji，haixidefabaideditanhuo，jingganhaochengzijishenyi，hai‘yanwangdi’？
真是大言不惭！
xutianheheyixiao：“buxinshiba？nijintianlaidayimale，woshuodekedui？”
linyuechanqiaolianyijin，xiudefeihong，youqiyounao，ketadequezheiliangtianlaidayimale。
linyuechanpiezui：“duiyouzenyang？nihuluancaide！”
“是吗？”
xutianxiaolexiao，youdao，“nihaiyouzhichuang。”
“......”
linyuechanjiaoyeshunjianhongtouergen，ganjuetaixiuchile，henbudeyougedifeng，keyilijizuanjinqu。
tongshi，linyuechanyebumianjingya，nandaozheixiaozizhenhuiyishu？
“现在信了吧？”
xutianyitiaomei，“shirenjiuzhi，youzheibingyemeishenmenanyiqichide，niyaoxiangzhi，wozaijinihaohaojianchaxiashenti，ranhoukaijifangzi，baoniyaodaobingchu，yishenqingsong，yihouyongbufufa！”
linyuechanyilianxiufen，jiaohedao：“caibuxuyaonizhi！haijianchashenti?wokannishixiangchibengunainaidedoufu，chouwu.lai，yebupazhangzhenyan！”
yitingzheihua，xutianyoudianhuoqishangyong：“buzhijiubuzhi，xiangnizheiyang，jiusuantuoguangguang，xiaoyehaibuxihankanni！huijijiyi，tengbusini！”
xutianxinzhongfufei，zheinvrenpiaoliangguipiaoliang，keyishendaxiaojiediaomanrenxingdechoupiqi，jianglainagenanrenyaoquleta，zhenshishangbeizizaoniea！
“你——”
linyuechanyinyayaosui，congxiaodaoda，doumeirenganzheimegentashuohua，tadaweinaohuo，taiqiyuzu，jiuxiangxutianchuaiqu。
“wokao，chounvren，niwangnachuaini？”
xutiandamayisheng，duifangchuandegaogenxie，chuaidehaishitaquanshenzuiruanruodedifang，zheiyaozaozhong，haibudeduanzijuesun？
xutianlijitiaoxiache，nudenglinyuechan：“chounvren，woganghaijiuleni，nijiuzheimeduiwode？nihaiyoumeiyouyidianrenxing？”
“sheiyaonimanzuiwuyanhuiyude！nishijiulewo，danyezhanlebengunainaineimedabianyi，womenliangbuxiangqian，biezhiwangwohuibaodani！”
linyuechanyilianaojiao，qijibaihuaidishuo。
jintianzhenshidaomeidaojiale。
xianshishangwuyeyegaosuta，shiduonianqianheyiweigurenlixiahunyue，yaobatajiajineigurendetudi。
neigurentudi，zheiliangtianjiuyaolaijiangchengquta。
zheixiaoxi，duilinyuechanjianzhishiqingtianpili。
linyuechankebuxiangjiangzijiyibeizidexingfu，tuofujiyigecongburenshidemoshengren，hekuangduifanghaishigeshenshanlaolinchulaidexiangbalao。
gangcaikaichequgongsilushang，tahaixiangyaobuyaolijiachuzoujitian，jialirenzhaobudaota，shuobudingjiuquxiaolezheigehunyue。
kejiuzaineishihou，yigerenyinghuranchongdaomaluzhongyang，niangchenggangcaizheichangchehuo。
linyuechanyizheng，huranxiangdaoshenme，manlianjinzhang，kanxiangmaluqianfang。
“gangcaibeizhuangdeneirenni？”
linyuechanzhengjueqiguai，zheishi，xutianquekaikoudao：“nihaimeipeiwoyiyaofei，jiuxiangliangbuxiangqian，youneimebianyideshi？wokanjiupeiwowushiwan，buguofenba？”
linyuechandengyankanzhexutian：“niyoufashenmeshenjing？wopeinishenmeyiyaofei？”
xutiandao：“chounvren，nigangkaichebawozhuangfeichuqu，buyongpeiqiandema?”
linyuechanyizheng，daimeizhouqi，dingzhexutian。
gangcaichehuofashengneiyishunjian，tiezaicheqianbolishangde，haoxiangjiushineizhang‘renlian’......
没错，就是这家伙！
linyuechanliumeidaoshu，naonudao：“haizhenshini，gangcaituranpaodaomaluzhongyang，buyaominglema？wokannijiushiqiongfengle，xiangpengciewoqian！”
xutiandao：“wopengci？nihaizhenmanbujiangli，damalushang，bachekaineimekuai，ninandaoxiangshangtian？haibayoumendangchache，zhenshigebuzhebukoudemalushashou，xiaoyechadianmeisizainishouli！
jiwowushiwan，jiufangnizou，buranyihuierjiaojinglai，nimafanjiudale，wuzhengjiashihouguokeshihenyanzhongde！”
“shenmewuzhengjiashi？woyoujiashizheng！”
linyuechanzhifanbaiyan，meihaoqidao，“jintianpengshangnizheihundan，suanwodaomei！genwoshangche，quyiyuanzuoshangqingjianding，yaopeiduoshao，wopeinijiushi！”
徐天脸色一僵。
还做伤情鉴定？
太麻烦了！
hekuangxutiangenbenmeishenmeshang，zuoleshangqingjianding，zhipalianzuidipeichangbiaozhundoudabudao......
xutianmianyounanse：“buyongneimemafan，wushiwanbuxing，shiwanzongbuguofenba？”
linyuechanshuo：“feihuashaoshuo，genwoquyiyuan，burannixiuxiangewoyifenqian！”
xutianqijie，xinzhongandao：“zaolaotouzishuodeyidianmeicuo，shanxiadenvren，zhentamayigebiyigenanduifu。”
“zheikeedejiahuo，pengcijuranpengdaowotoushang，pashibuzhidaoxiaogunainaidelihai！”
kanzhexutianhuitoutuliandilikai，linyuechanquezuanlezuanfenquan，meikaiyanxiao，ganjuedaweijieqi。
“keyeyefeibiwojiajigurentudi，wogaizenmeban？”
yixiangdaozhei，linyuechandaimeijincuqilai，lianshangyoufuxianyicengyinmai。
taxinliyibaigebuyuanyi，jiajineigexiangyecunfu，keyeyeshilinjiazhizhu，tadejuedinglianbabayebunengweini......
“wozenmemeixiangdaozhaogedangjianpaini？”
huran，linyuechanxiangdaogehaobanfa！