第3章

shenyingweihuang,jiaobuquejingzhichaozhebataibiandeduanchengxiaozouqu。

duanchengxiaogangguaduanyigedianhua,shoujisuiyidiuzaibataishang。yitaiyan,bianjianneigezaiweishengjianmenkoujieguohuodeguniang,zhengyaoyaohuanghuangdichaotazoulai。

xianqianguangxianhunmei,kandebugouzhenqie。

cikedengguangliutangzaitashenshang,neishenlvqunyaoyeshengzi,qunbailiudongdeguangze,xiangyikekelvsedebaoshi。

tasulaibuxiduinvxingrongmaopingtoulunzu,danruocishiyourenwenqi,tahuoxunengjichuyiju:“jingweitianren。”

sixuhuizhuanjian,renyidaolegenqian。

duanchengxiaoyiweitayoushi,dengtakaikou。

buliao,neimolvzaobandequnbaizhishiqingqingcengguotadekutui,bianjingzhizhuanshen,yuxiataijie。

只是,身形不稳。

yizaibataibiandeduanchengxiao,zaitataijiaomaixiataijiedeshunjian,beijijibukechaditingzhilexie。

suyaoqueyoujifenzuiyi,danyuanbudaobulvpanshandedibu。taguyizaitaijieshang,weiyiwei。

果然——

xiayimiao,yizhiwenredeshouzhangwenwentuozhuletadeyaoce。

bitayuxiangde,haiyaokuaiyidian。

suyaocemou,milideyanboyangkaixiaoyi,qingshengdao:“xiele。”

shouzhishunshizaitawaitaoshangjieliyifu,fangfozhishiduanzandesuoxueryi。

zhanwenhou,tazhuangsiwuyidipailepaitakoudaideweizhi,suijizhuanshen,ganjingliluo,haobuliulian。

suyaochengrenzheixiaojiliangdiji。

但,管用就行。

duanchengxiaokanzheneimolvyingxiaoshizaimenkou,tameidong,shenshoutanjinkoudai,guoranmochuyitiaoshoulian。

tadianledian,suishourengzaibataishang,chunjiaogouqiyisichaonongdehudu:“diji。”

tazhuanshenyuzou,bulvbudaiyisichiyi。kezouchubuguoliangbu,shenyingquedunzhu,youzhelehuilai。

muguangluozaibataineitiaogulinglingdeshoulianshang,siyoupiankeyouyu。

zuizhong,tahaishishenshoulaoqichuaihuilekoudai。

驱车离开。

gangshishangjijingdegonglu,shoujibianguozaodixiangqi。

jietonghou,dianhuaneitouchengyedeshengyinchaodetanaorenteng,henbudezhuaguolaidangdjcuodie。

zhangpiandalun,hexinzhiyouyiju:

“nizhengensuyaojiehunle?jiuneigejinijiaqingbaohainidiuleshiyixiangmu、rangneisishengzichenjiqiangzoujichengquandenvren?”

听着是够丢脸的。

但,事实如此。

taduanchengxiao,quequeshishizaizaileyigenvrenshouli。

shenzhi,haimomingqimiaochengletafalvshangdezhangfu。

duanchengxiaomeishuohua,zhishiqixiaole。

dianhuaneitouchenmoliangmiao,baofachujingtiandongdidekuangxiao:

“kao!takezhenshinvrenzhongdenvren,cixinglidecixing!”

huayingangluo,jijingdegonglushangzhouranxiangqicierdeluntaimocasheng!duanchengxiaomengdicaixiachache。

“suoyinishilaichaoxiaowo?”

tajihushiyaozhehoucaoyajichuzheijuhua。

chengyeshunjianshousheng,huosuqiehuanpindao:“nanenga!woshiguanxinni!zhendasuanzaizixianneijijiaogaladaizhebuhuilaile?”

buwenhaihao,zheiyiwen,duanchengxiaolengxiaoyisheng。

yanqianlikefuxianchuneiritashiyihuidaoduanjiashidechangjing,neiwei“ciai”dehoumahe“qianxun”dedidi,henbudejiangtashengtunhuobo。

zuizhongshizhangbeifahua,rangtaqu“xiangxiajingjingxin”。

tagangzou,neihoumajiujitaanpailegebucuodeqinshi,rensuyaozaijingbeidemingshengxianzaikebuhao,hetajiehun,yihoubuzhidaoyaonaochushenmechouwen。

huiqu?dangranyaohuiqu。danbushixianzai。

“zenme?wobuhuiqu,nilaipeiwo?”tayudiaopingdan,daizhezijidoubuxindediaokan。

“peinikesuanle!shiwojialaoyezixianghecha,shimianshangpaoduanletuidouzhaobudao。tingshuozixianyoujialaochaguanzangzhehuo,nibangxiongdi……”

huaweishuowan,dianhuayibeiduanchengxiaogancuililuodiqiaduan。

黄鼠狼给鸡拜年。