第一章道士下山
“shidi，niqingdian，xiangmoushashijiema？”
gaosongruyundeshandingshang，yizuopojiudaoguanyuanluozhongchuanlaiyinvzijinghusheng。
yijunqiaoxiaodaoshi，zhengbangyimeimaodaoguchuibei。
suizhexiaodaoshimeiyiquanluoxia，daogulianshangjiuduoyisizhengning。
zheichuibeixiaodaoshimingjiaoyezhiqiu，pingshixihuanyushijiewannao。
pazaiyuchuangshangdemeimaodaogushiyezhiqiushijie，minghuanzhaoxiaoxiao！
cishi，zhaoxiaoxiaozuoqilai，youyuandao：“chouxiaozi，niyaobashijiechuisia！”
“heihei，shijie，duibuqiya！”yezhiqiuqianyiyixiao，sihaomeiyouweijutadeshense。
zhaoxiaoxiaoturanmanlianshiluo，yiyixibiewangzheyezhiqiu：“shidi，wotingshuoniyaoxiashanjiyigeputongrenzhibing？”
“shia，shifurangwoxiashanjiyigeputongrenzhibing，shuoshihua，woshiyidianyebuxiangqu，danwoyoubunengweibeitalaorenjiadeyisi。”yezhiqiuqingtanyisheng。
zhaoxiaoxiaoruoyousuosidao：“shanxiadenvrendoushimulaohu，zhiwanbingjiuganjinhuishanba，shijiezaizheidengni。”
yezhiqiuzhongzhongdiantou：“haode，shiwanhou，wojiulikehuishan。”
“duile，niqianwanyaojizhu，shanxiademulaohupengbude，tamenchoudaotianji，piqiyefeichangbaozao，haihuichiren！”zhaoxiaoxiaozaisanzhufuxiaoshidi。
zheixiaoshidiconglaimeiyouxiaguoshan，haipatabeirenpianle。
yezhiqiujiandingdao：“wojiushipengshijieni，yejianjuebupengshanxiademulaohua！”
“a？xiaoshidi，nihaixiangpengshijiewo？sheijiaonidezheijuhua？”zhaoxiaoxiaojinghuyisheng，lianseyansuqilai。
tataiqixianxianyushou，mianwubiaoqingdao：“lai，rangshijiezuihouroucuoyixianidelian。”
shuoba，tashenshouniezhuleyezhiqiudejunqiaoliandan，shuangshoukaishiroucuoqilai……
yezhiqiuganjuedaoliandan**ladetengtong，xinzhongmanshiwunai……
zhengdangtazhunbeizhengtuokaishijiedeshou，yishengcanglaodenuheshengcongyunwuzhongchuanlai：“xiaotuzaizi！ganjinzhunbeidongxi，mingzaoxiashan！”
zheibaoheshengbazhaoxiaoxiaohedechadianbashididafeichuqu。
tajimangsuohuishuangshou，duiyezhiqiushuodao：“xiaoshidi，shifulaile，woyaojixubiguanle！”
嗖！
shuoba，zhaoxiaoxiaoshuangjiaocaizaijianshenshang，yujianerqu！
yezhiqiuqingrouleyixiahongzhongdeliandan，duishijiexiaoshidefangxianghandao：“shijie，nibawolianroutengle，zheichouwojizhule！”
……
ciriqingchen，dongfanghongri。
houshanzhongchuanlaiwushuyeshoumendesihousheng。
yezhiqiudaizheshimingxiashanle。
tayouwushugeliyoubuxiashan，gengbuxiangyushanxiadeputongrenyousuojiaoji。
zhixiangliuzaimitianshanzhong，yushijieyiqiqifuxiaoyaoguai，quyaodongzhongtouxiebaowu，ouerhainengkandiandashanfengjing……
banxiaoshihou，yezhiqiuyujianlaidaoyunhaishishangkong。
tazhaodaozuigaojianzhuwu，xunsujiangluozaiyidong50midegaoloudashadeloudingshang。
dangtakandaolouxiamian，huazhizhaozhandedoushimeinvshi。
tadengdashuangyan，yiliannanyizhixin。
zheiputongrenbuxiangshanshangrenchuanzheneimebaoshou，henduomeinvdouluzhedazhangtui……
yezhiqiuzantanleyifanhaofengjinghou，biannachuhuaweishoujibotongleyigehaoma。
“sunzong，wodaole，nizaina？haohao，shichuanzheduanqundemeinvba，womashangjiudao。”
tonghuajieshuhou，yezhiqiucong50midegaoloudashaloudingshangzongshentiaoxiaqu……
likaixiaoxiangzi，tayuanyuankandaotingzailubiandehongsepaochepang，zhanzheyiweichuanzheduanqundegaotiaomeinv。
yezhiqiuxinzhongkendingtajiushisunyuemei，bianxingchongchongdepaoleguoqu。
laidaopaochepangbian，yezhiqiuchaochepangdesunyuemeikanqu，yanjingdoukanzhile。
tazaixindiananhandao：“bushishuoshanxiamulaohuchoudaotianji？zenmezhangdelamehaokanni？”
yanqiandetachuanzheheiseduanqun，biaopeizhenvshibaichenshan，xiuzhangdazhangtuiwanru……
zheinvrenkanchengrenjianjuepina！bihoushanzhongdenvyaoguaihaiyaomei。
napashiduokanyiyan，yenengrangrenxuemaikuozhang，huxijicuqilai。
sunyuemeilianselengdan，fangfosuoyoushiwujieburuyan。
tameimoudaliangleyixiayezhiqiu，mianluyihuodao：“nishiliudaozhangdedizi？”
“dui！wozhengshiliudaozhangdediziyezhiqiu，xinghuixinghui。”
yezhiqiulengleyixia，jimangshenchushou，xiangyaohetawoshou。
sunyuemeishouhuimuguang，bingmeiyougentawoshou，zhiwendao：“nishifulailema？”
“woshifumeilai，tepaiwoxiashanjinifuqinzhibing。”
yezhiqiugangayixiao，xunsusuohuileshou。
sunyuemeiwenyan，yanmoushenchushanguoyisinuhuo：“jiranliudaozhangbuxielaijijiafuzhibing，neinihuiquba！nilaileyemeiyong，fanerhuiyisijiafu。”sunyuemeishuoba，tazhuanguoyaoraoshenzi，jiuyaoshangcheliqu。
yezhiqiushaoweilengleyixia，tashunjianmingbaiguolai。
zheigedameinvsunzong，shiqiaobuqizijiya！
dankanzaitashiqingchengdemeinvfenshang，yezhiqiulandegentajijiao。
sunyuemeigangyaoshangche，dongzuozhourantingxia。
tabuyoudexiangqifuqinshuodehua：“budeduiliudaozhangwuli，gengbunengduiliudaozhangdediziwuli。”
rujinfuqinhunmizhijin，liudaozhangyoupailaiyigetulituqi，youmeibenshidexiaodaoshi，zheirangzijiruheduitamenkeqi？
yezhiqiujiantayilianjiujie，zhiyandao：“sunzong，woguannimianxiangbuhao，xianglainizuijinzongshizuoemengba。meidangniemengxinglai，zongshitixuwuli，huihanruyu。”
“duile，nizheiwugeyuelai，nimeichuilengfengzonghuitouyunmuxuan，xinglaihouhuikoubiliuxuebuzhi。”
唰！
sunyuemeitingdaozheihua，jiaoqumengranyizhan。
tamengdizhuanguojiaoqu，yilianxiufendingzheyezhiqiu。
“sunzong，woshuodeduima？”yezhiqiuzixindao。
zheiyicizijixiaoluliangshou，yinggaikeyidedaotadexinrenle。
“啪！”
yishengqingcuideshengyinxiangqi。
sunyuemeizhizhetanuchidao：“，ni……haonigeniubizidaoshi，jinggananzhongdiaochawo。”
yezhiqiubeizheiyibazhangdalengle。
zijishuodedoushishishia，zheisunyuemeiweishenmeyaodaziji？
xianzaizheigexiaoniangmen，jingziyiweishideshuozijidiaochata。
yigeshoumingbuguobaideputongren，zijidiaochataganshaya！
yezhiqiuwuzhelian，shifenbiequ。
ershisannianlai，shifuyizhigaojieziji，nvrenshiyonglaitengde，bushiyonglaidade。
rujinyezhiqiuyijingyangchenglebudanvrendepinde。
ruruoburan，zheisunyuemeiyijingbeitashengsile。
zaimitianhoushanzhong，redaoyezhiqiudenvyaoguaibushao，shiliruodequanbeishengsile。
yezhiqiudingzhesunyuemei，manlianweiqudao：“sunzong，zanliangdiyicijianmian，wodiaochaniganshaa？”
“haiyou，nizheibing，bingmeiyouduoshaorenzhidao，nishuowozenmediaochani？”
“neinishizenmezhidaode！”sunyuemeizhiwendao。
congxiaodaoda，tazuitaoyanbiediaochata。