第1章 小叶村萧软蛋

“zhenshicaobao,lianzheimejiandandexiaoxianjingdounengzhongzhao!hailaozishushikuaiqian。”

cunkouxiaodaoshang,xiaozhengyangyilukuangben。

jintianxiashanwanlebanxiaoshi,tapahuiqubeizhangmuniangzefa。

zhengpaozhe,jiaoxiaturanshengqiyitiaoshengzi,xiaozhengyangshoushibuzhu,dunshibeibandehenhenshuailegegentou,shoushang、lianshangquandoupolepi。

lubianlinzilichuanlaiyizhenxiaosheng,zhongjianjiazazhejijujiaoma。

zheishi,lingyigeshuxideshengyinxiangqilai。

“wojiushuozheigexiaoruandanshicaobaoba!nimenhaibuxiangxin,feishuotashizhuangsha。

xianzai,nimenkanqingchuleba?

快点给钱!”

xiaozhengyangcalecalianshangdexue,henhenyaoyaoya。

zheixierenzheiyangzhuonongta,haitashuaideshoushang、lianshangdoushishang,juranjiuzhishiweiledushikuaiqian!

zaitamenyanli,xiaozhengyangzheigexiaoyecunderuzhuinvxu,jiuxiangshicunliyangdegouyiyang,xiangzenmewanjiuzenmewan!!

tingdaoneigeshuxideshengyin,xiaozhengyangbuyongwen,yezhidaojintianzheishishisheidezhuyi!

zheirenjiaoyejunnian,shitalaopoyejinyaodetangge。

ziconglaoyeziguoshi,meibacunzhangdeweizichuanjiyejunnian,erxiangzhenshangtuijianleyejinyao,zheigeyejunnianbianbayejinyaoyijiahenshangle。

danyejinyaoxinggeqiangshi,xianzaiyoushicunzhang,yejunnianbuganzhijiezhaoyejinyaodemafan,bianbaqisazaitalaogongxiaozhengyangshenshang,andilizhaogezhongjihuizuonongxiaozhengyang。

meiciyudaoxiaozhengyang,yejunnianruguoxinqinghao,jiulengchaorefengjiju;ruguoxinqingbuhao,bianhuiduixiaozhengyangquanjiaoxiangjia。

zhiyuxiangjintianzheiyangdezhuonong,neigengshijiachangbianfan!

diyiciaidashi,xiaozhengyangyeshifenlifankangde。

kejieguoquebeipiantansunzideyejialaotaitai,buwenqinghongzaobaidedairen,batazheigesunnvxuhenzouleyidun。shenzhihaiweixieyaobataganchuyejia、ganchuxiaoyecun。

zineizhihou,wulunyejunniantamenzenmeqifu、zenmezhuonong,xiaozhengyangdouzaimeihaiguoshou。

yinweixiaozhengyangzhidao,taneishihaibunenglikaiyejia,bunenglikaixiaoyecun。

fouze,tabianwufaxishoufotoudongzhongneidaofoguangdeshenmililiang,bunengtifumubaochou。

suoyi,xiaozhengyangzhinengren。

napabeiyejunniandasuilegangya,tayezhinenghewangduziliyan!

zheiwunian,tashoujinlequru。

erxianzai,yiqiezhongyuyaobianle!!!

ruzhuiyejiadezheiwunian,xiaozhengyangwulunshoudaoshenmeyangdechaoxiaohequru,tarengranmeitianjianchishangjinniushan,rangyulongjieshoufoguangdexili。

meiyicidexili,xiaozhengyangdouhuiganjuezijidenaozili,duolexuduoshenmixinxi,ketayoushizhongwufaqingxiganzhidaozheixiezhishi。

danshijintian,yiqiedoubutongle!

xiaozhengyangjintianzaifotoudonglijingguofoguangxilihou,turanganjuenaozilizheiwunianlaijieshoudeneixiexinxi,yixiaziqingxiqilai。

xiaozhengyangnenggouganjuedao,zheixiexinxifeichangpangza、haohan,jiurutongyuzhouxingchen。

ergengrangxiaozhengyangxinxideshi,tajintianzhongyujinruleyulongkongjian。

tajideshisuishengrineitian,yeyebazheigeyulongjiaojitashi,cenggaosuta:chuanshuozhong,zheigeyulongkongjianliyoulingyigeshijie。

kexiyeyeqiongqiyisheng,yemeinengjinruneigechuanshuodeshijie。

xiaozhengyanganzheyeyededingzhu,zaifotoudonglijieshoulewunianfoguangdemuyu,xianzaizhongyudakaileneigeshenqishijiededamen。

cike,xiaozhengyangduoxiangbazheigehaoxiaoxigaosuyeyea!

kexi,yeyeyijingtingbudaole。

yinweishijiancongmang,xiaozhengyangjintianjinruyulongkongjianzhidailebanxiaoshi。

suiranzhiyoubanxiaoshi,xiaozhengyangqueyijingwadaolelianggenbainianshancan,jiazhishangqianwan。

xiaozhengyangxiangxin,ruguotahuaduodianshijian,yidingkeyizaineiliwadaogengduo、gengzhiqiandebaobei。

neigeshijiekanshangquwubianwuji,daochudoushiziranshengzhangdegezhongshengwu,jiuxiangshiyigeweibeikaifadeyuangudiqiu。

xiaozhengyangxiangxin,zhiyaotayoushijian,baneipiankongjianlidegezhongziranziyuankaicaichulaimai,napashichengweishijieshoufu,yebuguoshiqingeryijudexiaoshi。

taxianzaikeshi,duzhanyigediqiuziyuanderenya!

buguo,xiaozhengyangyezhidao,youxieshiqingbunengtaiji。suhuashuo,pifuwuzui,huaibiqizui。yaoshirangrenzhidaotayouzheimeyigeshenqishijie,zhipatalianmingtiandouhuobuguoqu!

suoyi,xiaozhengyanggaosuziji,yidingyaodidiao、jinshen,jueduibunengji!

cishideyejunnianyijinglaidaoxiaozhengyangshenhou。

“xiaoruandan,youqujinniushanwabaoqula?”

“shouhuoyidingbuxiaoba!”

yejunniansuiranzheiyangwen,danyuqiliquemanmandequanshichaofeng,xianranshibuxinde。

xiaozhengyangmeishuohua,zhuanshenjiuwangqianzou。

yejunnianjianxiaozhengyangyishengbuhangbianwangqianzou,bumandedahanyisheng。

“zhanzhu!worangzoulema?”

萧正阳站住了。

yejunnianzheicaimanyidezoudaoxiaozhengyangshenhou,taijiaozaixiaozhengyangde**shanglianchuailiangjiao,jiuxiangzaixishuayitiaogou。

“woshuoxiaoruandan,nibuhuizhendewadaoshenmebaobeileba?

buran,ganmazheimejizhezoua?”

身后有人笑起来。

“niange,ninkezhennengshuoxiao!

什么扯淡的挖宝呀!

neijiushixiaoruandanbuyuanxiadidejiekou,ninhaidangzhenla?”

shuohuadeshiyejunnianyigexiaodi。

“就是,年哥。

jinniushanyaozhenyoushenmebaobei,zanmenzheixierenjiazuzubeibeiyizhizhuzaizheier,weishenmeconglaimeitingshuo?”

yejunniankanlekantajigexiaodi,yibenzhengjingdebaibaishizhi。

“nimenzheihuajiubuduile!”

“womeifushineizhonglanduoderenma?

renjiakeshiyouyuandalixiangde,nimendongbudong?”

jianyejunniantixiaozhengyangshuohua,yourenwenleyiju。

“niange。nei,xiaoruandandelixiangshishenmeya?”

yejunnianniutoukantaneixiaodiyiyan。

“zheinimendoukanbuchulaiya?”

众人一起摇头。

“做白日梦呀!”

“xiaoruandanzheilixiang,nandaobugouyuandama?”

yejunnianshuowan,daitoudaxiaoqilai。

众人跟着一起大笑。

xiaozhengyangduimianzhongrendelengchaorefeng,mianwubiaoqing。

tazheige“xiaoruandan”deminghao,bianshiyejunnianjiqide。

dangchu,yejialaoyezijianchiyaobatasunnvyejinyaojiajixiaozhengyangshi,cengxiangjiarenshuomingliyou。

yelaoyezishuo,tazaiwushinianqiancunlinaojihuangshi,cengdexiaozhengyangyeyekuizenglelianggejidan,caihuoxiaminglai。

yushi,yejunnianbianjixiaozhengyangqilege“xiaoruandan”deminghao。

dangran,yebujinjinshizheigezengdandediangu,haiyinweixiaozhengyangzheijinianzaiyejia、zaicunli,dourenrenqifu,shenzhilianxiaohaidata,tadoubuganhaishou。

weilezheigewaihaodeshi,yejinyaohaicenggentatanggeyejunniandachaoguoyijia,danzuihouyezhinengbulelezhi。

cunlideren,rengranjixujiaoxiaozhengyang“xiaoruandan”。

xiaozhengyangyezhidao,yejiahecunlirensuoyikanbuguanta,zhuyaoshiyinweiyejinyao。

tamendoujuede,xiaozhengyanggenbenpeibushangyejinyao,tiyejinyaobaobuping。

wunianqian,yejinyaobujinshishilibaxiangyoumingdedameinv,erqiehaishicunliweiyidedaxuesheng。erxiaozhengyanglaitamencunshi,luopodelianjianwanhaodeyifudoumeiyou,huotuotuojiushigeqigai!

keyelaoyeziquejianxin,xiaozhengyangjianglaiyidingnengfeihuangtengda,jianchiyaobatazuiyouxiudesunnvyejinyaojiajixiaozhengyang。

danrangyejiarenshiwangdeshi,xiaozhengyangzaiyuyejinyaozheigedameinvjiehunhou,quehaishishenmechuxiyemeiyou,meitianzhizhidaoyichiguofanbianwangjinniushanpao,budaoriluoxishanjuebuhuilai。

别人问他去干嘛?

xiaozhengyangbianshuoqu“wabao”。

qichuhaiyourenxin,qiaoqiaogenzhetaqulejici。houlaijiantazaishanshangluanzhuan,youyizhiliangetiegedadoumeiwadao,manmanyejiumeirenxintazheihuale。

yejiarencengbazheishixianglaoyezifanying,danlaoyeziquejiandingdezhichixiaozhengyang,haizhengzhonggaojieyejiashangxia,yaojueduizhichixiaozhengyangde“shiye”。

shide,yelaoyezibaxiaozhengyangmeitianshangjinniushanluanpaodeshi,chengwei“shiye”。

buguobeidili,dajiadoushuoxiaozhengyangzheishizaizuo“bairimeng!”

yejialaoyeziguoshizhihou,yaobushiyejinyaojianchi,xiaozhengyangzaobeiganchujiamenle。

cishi,yejunnianchaoxiaowanxiaozhengyang,yiweixiaozhengyangyidinghuijusang、tongku。tajiushiyaokanxiaozhengyangjusangtongku,tacaijuedekaixin。

kexiaozhengyangquemiansepingjing,lianshangdeshenqinggujingbubo。

yejunnianbuyoudeyoushengqiqilai。

“xiaozi,nibaizheiyifuchoulianshishenmeyisi?”

“duiwoyouyijianshiba?”

yejunnianshuowan,shenshouyigeerguangbianxiangxiaozhengyanglianshangchouguoqu。taduixiaozhengyangxianglaishixiangdajiuda、xiangmajiuma。

fanzhengxiaozhengyangyebuganfankang,shenzhilianduodoubuganduo。

danshizheiyici,haoxiangbutaiyiyang。

yejunniandeshouhaimeidadaoxiaozhengyanglianshang,bianbeixiaozhengyangzhuazhuleshouwan。