第1章 身为穿越者,居然有一个鸡肋系统!

“ai,lianguipiandoumeiyou,zheigeshijiezenmekenengyouguima?”

yigeyangmaoshifenshuaiqi,shenchuangupaodeqingnianbaiwuliaolaidetangzaiyizhangtaishiyishang,kanzhemianqiandiannaopingmushangqingyisededoushiqingganlunliju,tanleyikouqi。

咕咕。

turan,jiangyuandeduzifachuleyishengkangyi,“xingxingxing,mashangjiniqunongchide。”

jiangshipinwangzhanjiguanbihou,jiangyuanzhanqishenlai,zhunbeixianqupaoyitongpaomianjiejueduziedewenti。

meicuo,tashiyimingchuanyuezhe。

zaiyicishuijuexinglaizhihou,momingdefaxianzijichuanyuedaolezheigeshijie。

zheigeshijieheyuanxiandeshijiebingmeiyouchabie,jiulianwenhuayeshidajingxiangtong。

hezhongduochuanyuezheyiyang,tayeyouxitong。

zhibuguo,tadexitongshizaishiyouxiejilei。

jingranshilingyiqiandaoxitong,zhiyaofaxianlingyishijian,jiunenggoumeitianqiandaoyicihuodejiangli。

ganggangchuanyueneihuier,jiangyuankeweishimanqiangrexuebaofu,juedezijishibihuichengweixiaoshuozhonglidezhujiaoyiyang!

quandagezhongbufu,zuihouzhanzaidianfeng,wangzheshenxiazandongderenqun,momodedianshangyigenyan,ranhoutebiezhuangbideshuoshangyiju:wudiyeshiyizhongjimo!

可后面,他发现。

自己彻底的错了。

zheigeshijiebieshuoshenmeguiguaidechuanshuole,jiulianguipiandoumeiyou。

zheiqibushishuoming,zheigeshijiegenbenjiumeiyouguiguaizheiyishuofa。

zaiyigemeiyouguaiyishijiandeshijieli,quebangdingleyigelingyiqiandaoxitong。

zheibujiudengtongyuzijidezheimeyigejinshouzhi,wanquanjiushifeidiaodema?

毕竟!

xitongtebieshuomingle,yaozaoyulingyishijian,cainenggouqiandaohuodejiangli。

jiangyuantangzaitaishiyishang,momodedianranleyigenyan,buyoudexiangdaoleqianshihenhuodeyijuhua:woyaozheitiebangyouheyong……

……

yigenyanchouwan,jiangyuanzhongzhongdetuchuleyikouzhuoqi。

cishi,paomianyeyijingpaohaole。

jiangyuanwenzhepaomianshangsanfachulaidexiangwei,tanlekouqi:“suanle,haishixianqukankantujidexiafanzhiboba。”

“meiyoutadezhibo,paomiandoubuxiangle。”

shuoganjiugan,baozheqidai,jiangyuandiankailehushazhiboapp,congguanzhuliebiaozhongxunqiletujidezhibojian。

“haimeikaibo!doudaofandianle!”

“tujitujia,nishizenmegandeya!”

yifanxunzhaozhihou,kanzhezhibojianshangxianshizhubozanweikaibotishi,jiangyuanhenhendetuleyikoutuomo。

buguo,xianrantujibingbuhuitingdaotadeshengyin。

wunaizhixia,jiangyuankanzheyijingkuaiyaoliangxialaidepaomian,zhihaodaizhemanfudelaosaoquqitazhibojiansouxunqilai,kankanyoumeiyoushenmexiafanzhibo。

yilianjigezhibojianxialai,jiangyuanbujinmeiyouxiafandeganjue。

shenzhihaijuede,zijidepaomiandoubuxiangle。

jiangyuanzhongzhongdetanleyikouqi,kanlai,chuletujizhiwai,yemeiyouqiyuxiafandezhubole。

突然。

jiuzaijiangyuanzhunbeiguanbihushaapp,duzichifandeshihou,huranyigeconglaimeiyoujianguodezhibojianyinruletadeyanlian。

zheigezhibojianderenqitebiedegao,kanzherenqiyijingshipingtaidiyile!

“wozenmemeiyoujianguozheigezhibojian?”baozheyihuobingzhexiafandetaidu,jiangyuandiankailezhibojian。

yidiankai,ganggangkanqingchuzhibojiandehuamian,jiangyuanjiubeiheleyitiao,mangbutingtidechishangyikoupaomianyayajing,tongshiyerenbuzhudebaochuleyijucukou。

“**!zheishishenmegui!”

zhijianzheigezhibojiandehuamian,bofangdejingshiyigeshenchuanqingchaoguanfudenanzi。

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erzhei,heranzhengshiyizhijiangshi!

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dangkanqingchuhou,jiangyuanxinzhongchuleyoushaoxudehaipazhiwai,shengxiadegengduodezeshixingfen!

是的,就是兴奋!

ganggangcaishuozheigeshijiemeiyouguipian,guipianjiuchulaile。

youguipianqibushishuoming,lingyideshijianyeyinggaihuiyoude。

zhishao……yesuanshijijiangyuankandaoleyigexiwangbushi。

“zhishi……zheigeguizenmekanqilaihaolakuaa!”jiangyuanxingfenguohou,renzhenguankanzhezhibo,suoleyikoupaomianhou,youshiziyuzheshuodao。

等等……

zheishizhibo,xianzaiwangluoshangyemeiyoushenmeguipian,qibushishuo,zheishizaijuzu?

jiangyuandexinzhongturanshengqilezheimeyigexiangfa。

bijingkanzhezheizhibodehuobaochengdu,ruoshizhengshichupiandehua,zaiwangluoshangbutanbaohuo,danyebuzhiyurangzijizheizhongzhuanmenxiangyaozhaoguipianderenzhaobudao。

“**,牛逼啊!”

“zhubo,zheishishenmepianzi?shenmeshihoushangyinga!”

“ganjinshangying,womaishangyipiaozhichinimen!”

“buguo,shuojushihua,nizheigejuzudebianjuyoudianbuxinga,jiuzheijuqing,yetaiwuquleyidianba!”

“ganjinjiangzheibianjujihuanleba,tailakuale,baixialezheimehaodezhuangrong!”

“zheimejingyedeyanyuan!”

“dajiangshijuranhaiyongzidan,zheinaozishibushiyoumaobing?”

“denghuierjiushuyinggaichulaileba,ganjinchulaiba,buranjiuyidianjingcaibufendoumeiyoule!”

……

jiangyuanyibiansuozhepaomian,yibianfachulezijidexiangfa。

zhibojianshangsuochengxianchulaidehuamian,heqianshitasuoguankanguodewushuguipian,wanquanbushiyigedangcide。

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都特别的真实。

weiyirangjiangyuanyouxiebugangoutongdejiushi。

jingranyongqiangquduifujiangshi!

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