第5章 躺着也中枪

yechenfuzhuanshenwangqu,zhijianyinvzinongzhuangyanmodezhanzaizijidebuyuanchu,zhengzaineiliyilianbiyizhisedekanzheyanqingwu。

kanguozhihou,yechenfujuranshituranjuedezijiyanqiandenvziyaobizheigenongzhuangyanmodejiahuohaoshangtaiduole。

gainvziyishendezhuangbankeweishijiangmingpaidefushijisougualegeganjing,luyiweidengdekuabaoerqiehaishineikuan“lv”depinyinfangdadaojizhidekuanshi,xianaierdequnzhuang,diaodexiezi,gelasudidongrimenghuankuandewanbiaoyijikadiyadezhubaoxianglian。

kanzherucidedaban,yechenfubuzhidaoweishenmezongshiganjuedaoyouzheyizhonghuajideganjue。

dangranzhisuoyiyouzhezheifenjudadehuajideganjuekenengshinvzilianshangneifujiansuankebodebiaoqing,zheiyidianrangyechenfuzongganjuedaogainvziyouzheyiguxiaochoudeyiwei。

yechenfubuzhidaozheimingnvzidaodishiheyanqingwuyouzhezenyangdechouhen,danshiqueshifaxianyanqingwuyouzheyigubingbuxiangdaligainvzideyiwei。

kandaozheili,yechenfudaoshikaishiledezizaile。

“jinlili,nibuyaoxuekoupenren!”,yanqingwunushizheyanqiandenvzi,yaozhezuichunshuodao。

“wozenmejiuxuekoupenrenle,yiqiedoubushimingbaizhedeme!”,sheizhidaobeichengzuojinlilidenvziqueshiguzuoyiliandemangranzhuangdekanzheyanqingwu,ranhoudashengdenangnangdao,“dajiadouguolaikankan,guolaikankan!nimenkanwomenxuexiaodedameinvyanqingwu,zheigehaochengzanmenshoudoudianyingxueyuandezuichunjiedenvzijuranshizaixuexiaodemenkouchongzhenanzibuduandemainongzhezijijiugenshenyejietoudeduoluonvyoushenmequbie,jianzhijiushiyoushangfenghuani!”

jinlilidehuayuwuyishishifendeedude,baimingleshiyuyanqingwuyouzhebuxiaodeguojie。

kanzhezheiyangdeyimu,yechenfubuyoudekaishisikaoleqilai。

suirangangcaiyanqingwuyixiliedexingweirangyechenfuyouxieshengqi,danshiyechenfuqueshijuedeyanqingwudebenzhishishifenbucuode,shenzhijuedeyinggaishigebunanxiangchuderen。

danshicikequeshifaxianjuranyourenhetarucidezhenfengxiangdui,nandaoyanqingwuzhendeshiyanjichuzhongdeleixing。

keshiyanqingwuhezijisihaodebushuxi,neimewanquanjiushimeiyoubiyaozaizijidemianqiandaxiuyanji,zhuangzuoyifuchunjiedemoyangde。

“jinlili,ni,nihushuobadao!”,yanqingwudunshishiyouxieqijidezhixiangduojiao,yishijianyouyunanyijieshizheifandeshiqingeryouxiezhejile。

kanzheyanqingwuzheifanlvedaizhejidebiaoqing,yechenfuzixideguanchazheyanqingwudeyanshen,kansibingbuxiangshizaiyanxidemoyang,yaozhidaorendeyanjingshibuhuipianrende。

“hehe,woxianggangcainidexingweidajiadoukanjianle,shibushiwohushuobadaodajiaziranshiyousuopanduande!”,jinlililenghengleyisheng,suijidao,“yizhiyiweiwomendedameinvyanqingwuyouduomeqinggao,yuanlaizijishizheibandejimoledaochuxunqiu**derenni!haha,yaoshiyandameinvnizhendeshixiangyaozhuanxiewaikuaidehuanijiuhewoshuo,worangwojiaqinaidejinijieshaojigedakuan,suiranbukenenghewojiananrenneiyangdenianshaoduojin,danshizongbuzhiyushuorangnizaizheidajieshangsuibianjiuzhaogebusanbusideqiongguangdanjiumainongzijini!”

jinliliyibianshuozheyibianniuzhetadeshuisheyao,yidiandoumeiyouyinggaiyoudejinchi,yiliande**xiang。

tongyangde,jinlilidehuayucikeshiyuelaiyueedude,wanquanjiushizaijiangyanqingwuwangshenkenglimaideganjue。

yizhizaineilibaozhexiangyaoyikanjiujingdetaidudeyechenfuqueshimeiyouxiangdaozijitangzheyezhongqiang,buzhisuoyidejiubeibierenkoushanglebusanbusideqiongguangdandemingtou。

yechenfukanzhejinlilikanxiangzijidemuguang,zaizixidezaizijideshenshangdaliangleyifan。

micaidetezhongzuozhanzhangku,micaidejunxie,micaideshangyiduanxiuzuozhanyi,kanwanzhihouyechenfuzijidoujuedezijiqueshixiangshigeyiqiongerbaidejiahuo。

ranerzheiyangdeyishenzhuangbanzaiyechenfukanlaiqueshishenshengde,zhiyoudangguobingderencaizhidaozheimeyishenyifudaibiaodehanyi。

yechenfuxianglaidoubushilianxiangxiyudejiahuo,zaizheshuotakeshiyizhixinfengrenbufanwo,wobufanren;renruofanwo,wojuebuguxide。

zhiyushuoduifangshibushinvde,duiyuyechenfulaishuohaizhendeshimeiyoutaidadequbie。

zhibuguohaimeiyoudengdaoyechenfushuohua,yanqingwuqueshizaicirenbuzhukaikoudao,“jinlili,buyaoyiweinizenmeyangneimequanshijiedouheniyiyang!nixurongerbushisuoyouderendouheniyiyangxurong,womenqiong,keshiwomenzhiqibuqiong。”

de,yechenfuhaimeiyoushuoshenmebianshizaicibeiguijiedaoqiongrendexinglie。

buguoyechenfuduiyuzheixiehaizhendebuzaihu,duiyuyechenfulaishuohaizhendeshibucunzaisuoweideqiongrenhefuren,zhiyounuliderenhebunuliderenbale。

“xurong,woxurongzenmele,wozhishaobuxuwei。”,jinlilisihuduiyuzijidexurongbuyiweichi,fanyiweirong,“woxurongzhishaowoganbiaoxianchulai,buxiangyouxierenpingshizhuangzuoyifushengnvdeyangzi,sixiaqueshizaixiaomenkoudedifangmainong**!zhibuguozhaodeduixiangshizaishiyouxiecanburendu,nandaonijiuxihuanzheibanqiongguangdanzainishenshangchichengdeziwei,shibushizheijiushisuoweidewuyileijuni!”

jinlilizaicishihaobuliuqingdeshuozhe,zhoubianderenyuelaiyueduo,jinlilifanershixiandeyuelaiyuexingfen。

rutongshixinlibiantaiyibandecunzai,jinlilijuedezijixiuruyanqingwudeshihounenggourangzijixunqiudaoyigumanzugan。

zhibuguojinlilixiurubierenguixiurubieren,danshiqueshibuyinggaijiangwugudeyechenfuyiqilashang。

tingzhejinlilisanfanliangcidexiuruziji,yechenfuzhongyushirenbuzhuzhanchulaishuodao,“zheiweiayi,buzhidaonishicongnagejingshenbingyuanpaochulaide,shibushichulaideshihoumeiyouchiyaoni?”

duiyujinlilizheizhongren,yechenfuhaizhendeshibuhuijieyiduolangfeiyixiezijidekoushui,zaicishidangzuodengdaiqinfuhulaizhiqiandexiaoqianle。

dangranjinlilibeiyechenfurucidehuayuxiuruwanquanjiushijiuyouziqubale。

“ni,ni,nishuosheishiayini,nizheigeqiongguangdan!”,jinlilibeiyechenfujiaozuoayi,dunshishiyiliandetieqing,shouzhizheyechenfushuohuadoushiyouxiebulisuoleqilai。

“kanlaiayiniguoranshimeiyouchiyaojiupaochulaile,woquannihaishizaodianhuiquchidianyao,fouzeyaoshiluanyaorenkejiubuhaole!”,yechenfuyilianlengsedekanzhejinlili,suijishuodao。

“你……”

jinlilicikeyijingshiqidechuanxidouyouxiejicule,meiyouxiangdaoyechenfujurangandangzhezheimeduorendemianchenghuzijiweiayi。

yaozhidaojinlilikeshiyixiangduiyuzijiderongmaoshifendezifude,cikebeiyechenfuzheimeshuoziranshibunenggourongrende。

zaizheshuoruguoshiqitarenshuodehuaneimejinlilihaishihuikaolvyixiahouguo,danshibeiyechenfuzheizhongjinlilirenweishiqiongguangdanderenrucidefengci,neimejinliliziranshigengjiadefennule。

yiguandeyouyueganrangjinlilijuedezijitianshengjiubitayanzhongdeqiongrenshiyaogaochujigedangcide,zheixietayanlideqiongrenjiunenggoujiangtagaogaozaishangdegongzhe,renyoutarumahechaofeng。

zaizheizhongbiantaidexinlidezuoyongxia,dangyechenfuzaicidefengcilejinlilizhihoutajuranshizhijieyangqishouzhangjiuxiangyaoshanxiangyechenfudelianpang。

“啪!”

yishengcuixiangshanguo,quebushijinlilishanzaileyechenfulianpangzhishangdeshengyin。yechenfuzhijieshiyibayonglizhuazhulejinlilideshouwan,suijiniezaizijideshouzhong。

“啊!啊!”

yechenfumeiyoulianxiangxiyu,danshiqueyemeiyouyichangdeyongli,fouzejinlilideshouwanzaojiubeiyehunjinieduanle。

danshijibianzheiyang,jinliliyeshifachuletongkude**,“nizheigeqiongdiao,zhuajinfangkaiwo,fangkaiwo!a……nizheigeqiong**!!”

jinliliyijingshikaishinuhouzhe,tongtengdeganjueshenzhishiyijingrangtaliuchuleyanlei。

yixiangleyuxiangshoudetashenmeshihouchangshiguozheibandetongku,“qiongdiao,nizhidaowonanrenshisheime,woquannihaishiganjinfangkaiwo,fangkaiwo!niqifuwozheigenvzisuanshenmebenshi,youbenshiniqugenwonanrendou!”

tingzhenvzidehuayu,yechenfuhaizhendeshirenbuzhuxiaole。

gangcaihaiweifenglinlindenvzijuranshizaizheibandeqingkuangxiajiukaishixunqiubangshoule,buguoyechenfucishihaizhendeshimeiyoushiqingkezuo,daoshihenxiangkankanjinlilidenanrendaodishizenyangqipadecunzai。

jianguokengdiede,rujinyinggaishishuyukenggandiele。

dangranyechenfuzhisuoyiyouzherucideaoqi,neimeziranshiyouzhezijideyizhangde。

yaozhidaozhenggesijiuchengnenggourangyechenfuganjuedaojishouderenhaizhendebushitebieduo,bijingsuiranyechenfubingbuxihuandaizaiyejiadeganjue,danshizhongguitadeshenshangshiliuzheyejiadexuemaide。

fangkailejinlilizhihou,yechenfubianshiyiliandanrandekanzhejinlili,suijidao,“kanlainisihuduiyunidenanrenhenyouzixinle?”

“heng!nijiushigeshenghuozaishehuidicengdeqiongdiaobale,wonanrendeshenghuoquanzishinizheibeizidoubupeijiechude!”,jinlilimeiyouleyehundeqianzhizhihouzaicideshiyiliandeaoqi,“gaosuni,wonanrenlailenizenmesidedoubuzhidao!”

“hehe!”,tingzhezheibandehuayu,yechenfubujinshiganjuedaoyizhendehaoxiao,“neiwodaoshihaizhendexiangyaojianjiannidenanrenshizenyangdeqiangdale,zhenghaokeyikaikaiyanjie!”

yechenfushuowanlezhihoubianshizhijiezaiyicezuolexialai,suijidao,“woshijianbuduo,niyaoshibanjiubingjiukuaidian,wozaizheilidengzhe!”

“qiong**,nihaizhendeshiyouyongqi!niyiweiniyoudianliqijiunenggoutianxiawudile,zhendeshixiaohua!”,jinliliyilianbishidekanzheyechenfu,“jirannixiangsi,neimewochengquanni!”

shuowanzhihou,jinlilibianshilijidaoleyiceziguzidedaqiledianhua。

buzhidaojinlilidaodishinenggoubanchuzenyangdehoutai,yechenfushifendeqidai。

haojiumeiyoucairen,zheiciyechenfudaobujieyipeitamenwanwan。