第5章
yilushang，taxinqingxianranhenhao，wanzheshoujihengzhequ。
jijinzhoukanbuguantazheixiaoyaoyang，renbuzhukaikou，“nizhenshigeedudenvren。”
guanyusihaomeiyoubeimadebushuang，fanerfeiyangdemeiyanzhongmanshixingfen，“zaiduomajiju，nimadewohaoshuang。”
jijinzhou：“......”
tezhu：？？？zheiyeshitanengtingdehuama？
yizhenduancudeshouji**zaijingmidecheneixiangqi，guanyumobianleshenshangdoumeizhaodaoshengyindelaiyuan，“sheideshouji？shibushinimende？”
“meimaodixiagualiangdan，zhihuizhayanbuhuikan。”jijinzhouxianqidicongfangzaitapangbiandebaolinachulairengjita，tajieqidianhua，“wei？”
“shangcigennishuoguodeneigezongyixiangmu，”dianhuaneitouweiweitingdunlehui，“fangbianmianshima？。”
“wobushifangbianmian，woshihebaodan。”
guanyuguoduanliluodibadianhuaguale，zuishangdunangzhe：“zheiniantoudezhapiandianhuadouzheimechangjuele。”
zaiyitaitou，faxianjijinzhouhetouguohoushijingkantadetezhu，yanshendoushifenguaiyi，xiangzaikan......shazi。
“guanyu，niqiandeshenmejingjigongsi。”jijinzhoushenqingyouxiefuzaweimiao。
guanyuxianglexiang，shuyuyuanzhudejiyijianjianzaitanaoziliyouletuxiangshengyin，bujinjinshiwenzi，danhaihenmohu，“haoxiangjiaoshenme......daruozhiba，jibuqingle。”
jijinzhouruoyousuosididiandiantou，“nizheizhishang——queshitingshihezheigegongside。”
关妤：？什么意思
qiantoudetezhuweiwantixing，“furen，nindegongsijiao‘dazhiruoyu’，bujiao‘daruozhi’，neizhinengxingrongninziji。”
guanyu：“......”
tazhuanguotoushenshenbujie：“nizheitezhunazhaode？zongcaifurendoudui？”
suirantazaiyuanwenzhongbushigeshenmezhongyaojiaoseba，danshiyetaimeidameixiaoleba？！
jijinzhouyouzaiyouzaididiaozhenglegeshufudezishi，“gutezhushiguowaijinxiuhuilaidegaojitezhu，zhuanyeshangdeshi，bushinizheizhongnvrennengdongde。”
taxinxiang：zheitezhuliantadouma，mazongcaifuren？shunzuideshi。
“taxinggu？”guanyuminruidichajuedaolemougeguanjianci，yanzhongshunjianzhuanhuanleqingxu，zhuizhexingzailehuodeguang，“niwandanlou，shenbianjinneiguilou，guzheigexing，bushibazongjiushibazongdeyishengpengyou，qianrunishenbianjiushiyaodangwodi，weihoumianpulu，yongnideqian，zuonideweizhi，haiqiangnidenvren！”
tezhufulefuyanjing，“furen，wozaiguowaizhuxiujinrong。”
“你果然想上位。”
“furen，jizongduiwohenhao，womeiyourenshideyishengpengyou，yemeiyouxiangtanlianaidedasuan。”
“wodagongdeshihouyeshizheimefuyantangsaitaohaowannongwolaobande。”
tezhu：“......”tajintianshifeiyaobeicibukema？
“shuobudingniyihoujiuhuibajijinzhoutuifan，zijifanshennongnubagechang，congcidaititabazongdeweizhi，hejiangsuanjinxingyichangrenaodeduojiaolian。”
guanyumingmuzhangdanzaoyao，fanzhengtabangdingdeshienvxitong，huohaiyiqiannian，yuezuoeshihuodeyuejiu。
tezhuconghoushijingduokanletahaojiyan，“furen，nindeweidachangxiang，yemadewohaoshuang。”
nayigedagongrenmeiyouzuoguobalaobantuifandemeimeng。
jijinzhoujuedezijixiangshijinruleyigemingwei“budoumjiubunengchuqu”dekongjian，xiangshanzheilianggeren，youpatamentiantashou。
tahurankaikou，“guanyu，jintianpaisheleibulei？”
guanyudeyanshenhuoxiangshijianguile，nengtingdaojijinzhouguanxintadekongbuchengdu，buyayukandaoshenpoqinglingshangshen，tachiyididiandiantou。
tingshuoduishangjingshenbuzhengchangderen，shunzhetamendehuajiangjiuduile。
“henleidehua，”tashenshentanlekouqi，“neishaoshuoliangjuba。”
“......”tajiuzhidao。
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didiaodehaochepingwenshijinruodadehuayuan，tezhutinghaocheweitamenkaimen，guanyuxiedigangzhanshangdimian，yizhihunshenzhakaimaodedamianhuatangyaozheweibajiuchongtapuguolaile，taxingfendibaqianzhuadazaiguanyudejiantou，liezhezuiyaoweiba。
guanyurenchulailezheitiaogou，shixiaoshihoufuqinsongjiyuanzhudeliwu，zuiyingguzhidenvhaibuyuanyijieshoufuqinshishedeai，yizhiduitahenlengdan，lianmingzidoubujitaqu，quetoutoubatashezhichengleshoujibizhi。
tarouleroudagoutou，“silai！”
jijinzhouhuyidipiantoukanta，daliangdeyanshendaizhetanjiu，“nibushidouzhijiaota‘zuozuozuo’ma？shenmeshihoujiaosilaile？”
bujinshita，silaibengouyeduizijidexinmingzihenmosheng，waizhenaodaiyihuokanta。
“nixihuanzheigemingzi？”guanyucongshanruliu，sihaomeibiaoxianchujinghuang，“neiyihou‘zuozuozuo’zheigemingziguinile。”
jijinzhou：“......”tajiuduoyushuohua。
silailikaileguanyu，jiuchongxianggutezhu，qinnidiyongtoucengtadetui，hailaizaitatuibianbukenzou。
“gutezhu，nihaoxianghenxihuanwomensilai。”
“shia。”gutezhudunxiashen，qinnidirouleroutadetou，“tazhangdexiangwodayijiadegou，suoyimeicikandaotadouhenqinqie。”
“e,”guanyuxinbuzaiyandidiandiantou，“tazhangdexiangnidayia？”
gutezhu：“......”
jijinzhoudezuijiaojibukechadiyangleyang，duizijiatezhuchibiezheijianshixiandeshifenlejianqicheng，tabadunzaidishangdeguanyutiliuzhehoulingzitiqilai，“jinquba，limianderendouzaidengnini。”
guanyuhuodongzheshouwan，ruoyousuosididingzheshouxin，“renneimeduo，yebuzhidaoshanbushandeguolai。”
jijinzhouyinyinyoubuhaodeyugan。
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