wogepeisaoziquchanjian，tuowobangtamenzhaoguyitianxiaozhinv。
shizaiwuliao，wodaixiaozhinvquchihuoguo。
guoqingjieqijian，huoguodianrentingduode。
fuwuyuanbawolianganpaidaoshuangrenzhuozuoxia。
wobadiaopidexiaozhinvendaoyizishangzuoxia，yuguangpiejiangebiduorenzhuozuoleyizhuoshuaididi。
jinyude，youyade，naiguaide，yangguangde，qiangzhuangde，zhangzaiwoshenmeidianshangde。
diditaishuaile，worenbuzhudigu：
「didi，shuaiqidedidi，yaoshinengrangwotiaoyigejiuhaole。」
「gugu，woyaochixiaxia，gugu，haiyouyuyu！」
xiaozhinvlawodexiuzidiancai。
wo：「xiajiuxia，mogujiumogu，yujiuyu，buzhunzaiwomianqianshuodieci！」
xiaozhinvweiqukongsu：「gugubuzhunxiongxiong！」
就是皮！
zhuyaohaishilaichihuoguode，jianyuhuoguodianrentaiduo，woqunacaizhiqianjixiaozhinvyizaidazhaohu。
「womeihuilaizhiqian，sheigennishuohuanidoubuzhungentashuohua，yourenyaobaoninijiudajiao，zhidaoma？」
xiaozhinvguaiqiaodiantou：「zhidaole，gugu！nikebukeyibashoujijiwowanyiwan？」
fanzhengxiaozhinvnianjihaixiao，woqunacaiyehuabuleduoshaoshijian。tashuoyaoshoujiwoyemeifangzaixinshang，zhijiebashoujijitale。
dengwohuilaijiujitashoule。
wonatuichebaxiaozhinvyaochidehaiyouwoyaochidedongxiyicinaman。
danwotuizhechewanghuizoudeshihouyuanyuandikandaozuoweishangdexiaozhinvbujianle。
wojile，limapaoleguolai。
quekandaoxiaozhinvzaigebishuaididineizhuo，kandaowodeshihouxiaodezeilakaixin。
对着我邀功：
「gugu，wobangniyaodaolesuoyoushuaishushudeweixin，nisuibiantiao！tiaohaolezhihouyaolaigenwoyiqipinlegao。」
我：「！！！」
wokandaobaozhexiaozhinvdedidixiaole，bu，yinggaishisuoyoudedididouxiaole。
救命！
xianzaitaolidiqiuhailaidejima？
zheidiqiushiyimiaozhongdoudaibuxiaqule！